Ron NSFWorkman's profile

If you want to know whats going on with me outside of gaming, I now keep a Tumblr blog and plan to write on it pretty often. Everybody says that though.
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Name: Ron
Age: 99 According to Myspace which never lies
Location: Sarasota, Florida. USA America


Me: I was born and raised a small black child in Kantucky. I don't remember what I did there aside from drink. I was an only child, so I didn't want to be a virgin forever so I packed up everything on my horse, kissed my coon dog, turned white, and headed to Florida. I have worked in a few different tech industries for companies like Apple Microsoft, Sun, and actually owned a business installing high end home theaters and networks.

I enjoy playing video games, fuckin, racist comments, drinking, making fun of NamelessTed, funny cblog posts, drinking, bashing Paris Hilton every chance I get (She is a dumb whore!) and flea market porno.

I have been in a few Mexican Cockfights and have done some awesome shit concerning video games, but its just not going to change me. Im just a guy that loves gaming. Its always going to be that way. I might have a solid gold house and a rocketcar, but all I need is this community, booze, games, mouse, and I'll be fine. Look for me on the new season of "Cops"

New stories in my blog:

• Today the world goes crazy [Updated will XBL Avatar love]
  12/05/2008 02:52


• Boy collapses after playing World of Warcraft for 24 hours straight
  11/17/2008 17:47


• My thoughts on Left 4 Dead.
  11/13/2008 16:50


• Onion + Youtube + Video = ? (NVGR - Video)
  11/13/2008 12:44


• Vitalle is back, with a message (Contest video)
  11/08/2008 19:58


• Reminder post: Gears 2 Sci vs Fi tonight with 100% more Workmengs per serving
  11/06/2008 16:57


• Im on teh Television box - Sci Vs. Fi preview
  11/04/2008 19:10


• Indy Mogul + DIY + Halo Armor = You can has
  11/03/2008 11:02


• April 9th 2008 - I called it -Nevar Forgets Circuit Shitty (NVGR)
  11/03/2008 09:12


• This is my Video entry for the Blitz 2 contest
  11/01/2008 20:54

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