Redzie's profile

My name is Red. My gaming roots consisted of me watching my cousins play games on the famicom from 9 in the morning til 3. Then I had to go away to the land of sand where I was trained to be a ninja of the sand to fight terrorism. My training consisted of the Sega Megadrive which came prepackaged with AlienStorm, which was once dubbed as "Showgirls of video games" by the Concelmo. Later on I moved on to the Playstation. Due to my limited funding and due to game publishers in the US not caring about Ninjas training in the sand like me, I resorted to black market alternatives. My great gaming memories consisted of pirated games which I had plentiful of due to the lack of giving a damn by the local authorities. All those games kept me sane in the desert wasteland. I was a prisoner in my own ninja fortress. Then all my training was for naught when the US military beat me to my ultimate mission: CAPTURE SADDAM HUSSEIN. But then they discovered that he was an impostor. Intelligence reports point out that he is where I am stationed now: TEXAS. My mission continues on.
You have read this, you shall be exterminated.

My webcomic (discontinued due to my laziness):




AWESOME ART but not by me:


I lost one of these at OniCon 2007 Houston

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New stories in my blog:

• Blatant Shameless Plug Shortblog post: Halo Animu edition
  07/23/2009 08:32


• A Happy Birthday to Destructoid/Niero!!!
  03/16/2009 23:51


• I BE SPINNUN LIKE HAMZA AND CHOMPIN ON TROLLZ
  02/12/2009 09:57


• Thirteen things about me, which includes my arrest in a foreign country and piracy
  02/03/2009 02:18


• Street Figher 4--- WHY DOES IT SUCK SO HARD?? (also, sarcazm)
  01/26/2009 19:19


• READY TO MLK-DAY!!!
  01/18/2009 12:33


• I love you Destructoid for your love of EGM/1UP.
  01/07/2009 01:24


• I hugged Niero and...
  01/04/2009 06:10


• I hugged Chad Concelmo...
  01/03/2009 20:07


• A new Desutoid appears!!!
  12/18/2008 22:58

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