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When I was delivered, I cleared my nostrils and spanked my own ass. Later that day, I invented a silicone based protein that cured world hunger and brought about world peace. I owned a multi billion dollar corporation by the time I was six, and you can too!

I won the Nashville chili cook off, home on the prairie mother fucker. Big trucks and little women (I take em skinny dipping). You want the life I'm living? Who the fuck you kidding. I circumcised myself with my bare hands. Grizzly Adams mother bitches.

I don't need an elevator, ill take the stairs. I wrestle alligators, I ain't no square. I don't need toilet paper, Ill use my hands... and wipe 'em on your face, cause I'm the man.

I once slapped a guy so hard his mom lit on fire.. and that bitch lives in Alaska. You figure it out. So you see my little bitches, if you buy my one minute and 48 second seminar, you too could become the champion of the world.

I'm joking, you're a loser. When I take off my shirt, even old ladies flock to me. I'm like Don Johnson you fucks.

I am a mother fuckin Binge Gamer, check it out sometime.

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New stories in my blog:

• The Bender Podcast – Lego Rock is bad, Arkham Asylum is terrible,
  11/21/2009 11:54


• The Bender Podcast - Ep 03 - Sambo, Sterling, Star Wars, and The Stones
  09/20/2009 22:21


• Selling of Pirated Games - A Highly Non-Indepth Study
  08/29/2009 10:20


• Comic book "Artists" Copying other Works - Help Stop It
  08/28/2009 11:22


• The Bender Podcast - Ep 038 - Fallout 3 PS3 DLC BS, Cosplay, and Piracy
  04/26/2009 15:33


• MegaCon 09 Swag + Some Pictures
  03/02/2009 15:24


• EA's "Champions of Gaming" Event in Orlando, FL (Feb 3rd)
  02/04/2009 14:00


• Otronicon 2009 in Orlando FL - Saturday's Show
  01/18/2009 12:11


• GTAIV - The ONLY Version is the Xbox 360 Version
  04/09/2008 08:43


• I Am Giving Away - Call of Duty 4 on Xbox 360 (Plus Other Stuff)
  03/10/2008 15:58

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