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Pretty much all relevant video game related stuff about me can be learned through my intro blog, and non-video game related stuff can be learned through my 10 Things You Didn't Know About Me blog.

I'm going to put a baby in each and every one of you.


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New stories in my blog:

• DToid Confessions: I suck at video games
  07/17/2009 20:51


• 10 Things You Don't Know About Jesuses
  01/30/2009 17:12


• Every game I played in 2008 reviewed in haiku form
  12/23/2008 13:14


• Early 90s comic ads (pics within, VGR)
  10/18/2008 20:15


• "We recommend the new Barbie game." Thanks, Amazon!
  09/23/2008 17:05


• Hello, Destructoid!
  09/18/2008 08:03

Recent comments by Jesus H Christ:

• God those voices were tuuuurrible. reply
  Article: SSF4 new character trailer
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  Article: Even more characters Confirmed for SSF4!!
• TOPHER I'M A CRYBABY OK HINT reply
  Article: Destructoid staff presents: Holiday Gift Guide 2009
• Two very serious questions. 1) In scientific... reply
  Article: Podtoid 126 records tonight: Butts, butts, butts
• It's Pikachu. reply
  Article: Blizzard's @warcraft Twitter account teasing... something
• CON AIR 2 CONFIRMED reply
  Article: Dear Destructoid, I am probably going to be in another movie
• I'm going to print it out and blend it with jus... reply
  Article: Hey everyone! I'm writing a blog as we speak.
• You don't want to know where this thumb has bee... reply
  Article: CAPTION CONTEST: Jim Sterling in Miami!
• That cat is pretty adorable. reply
  Article: The ultimate PC gamer to-do list
• YES reply
  Article: So, I made a giant Mega Man on my wall.