J4RMZ's profile

Spectacular, yes.

I am 28,live in San Diego. I work at a Game Company that shall remain nameless
(beware the lurkers)doing and writing unspeakable things that look and sound like *bloop-bloorp* all day.

When the elderly laugh, I die a little inside.

I play:

Console-
RPG's
Adventure
Action
Dat' Madden(Nugga) [stereotype]

PC-
Strategy
Point+click
What are you wearing?

I am into hip-hop and video games... at the same time. Don't be scared. I am not here to steal your Walkman or whatever it was Jamall did to you that day that made you hate black people forever. If it helps, think of me as that one black dude that dies in the scary movie, but before doing so opens a door or something that the heroes eventually escape through. And at the end of the film when the police and emt's are milling about the crime scene and the heroes are sitting on the edge of an ambulance sipping warm coffee covered in a blanket, they look up to the heavens and they see me,Sidney Poitier,and Morgan Freeman, Nodding our heads in approval.

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New stories in my blog:

• Afterthoughts: The Club; the Brotha Lynch of Video games.
  04/16/2008 20:37


• Afterthoughts: Lost: Via Domus
  04/14/2008 13:54


• Industry Jargon: Milestones suck, here's why
  03/27/2008 17:00


• When Tactics meets Katamari meets blatant fan service you get/Final FantasyXII: Revenant Wings
  03/20/2008 17:03


• In Retrospect: The Simpsons Game
  03/15/2008 15:12


• You think you love a genre, and then you play: Nobunaga's Ambition
  03/11/2008 16:04


• EA tried to pull a fast one.
  02/22/2008 22:00


• Toon link is @#$%ing bossy.
  02/15/2008 15:47


• Videogames: The Puff Daddy remix
  01/17/2008 16:25


• Get ready! February is National Black Zombie Month
  01/12/2008 12:22

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