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Hi! I'm a pretty cool guy called Jama that reads blogs, plays games and doesn't afraid of anything!
I've got a nifty set-up at home that involved a 360 before I sold it. :(

Now it's just a PS3, a DS and a PSP. Portable gaming FTMFW!
Seriously though, portable gaming is a treat. It's sex, but on the roads. I love being able to whip out the old guy and playing with him until I get tired.

PSN: Kaizoku-ou. Means "Pirate King". Ninja's suck ass anyway.

*que Love Theme from MGS4

Gaming has changed. It's no longer about clans, teamwork or even the goal. It's an endless series of griefing, fought by failtards and trolls. Gaming, and it's now consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Gaming has changed. ID tagged "Call of Duty 4" soldiers carry ID tagged Gamertags, use PSN ID tagged gear. Hormones, after gaining an achievement, are released inside their bodies to enhance and regulate their abilities. Sony control. Microsoft control. Nintendo control. Consoles control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Gaming has changed. The age of 8-bit Mario's has become the age of control. All in the name of averting financial catastrophe from Ubisoft casual games. And he who controls the controller port 1, controls the first player. Gaming has changed. And when the battlefield is under total control, gaming, becomes routine.

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New stories in my blog:

• MGS Codecs Part 1/5
  06/24/2008 19:34


• Solidus Snake - Ass is Bad
  06/21/2008 20:43


• /b/ has changed
  06/18/2008 20:09


• MGS4 Confusion and Spoiling: Not a good thing.
  06/07/2008 17:31


• Free PSN games, Game Sharing.
  04/15/2008 11:36


• Super Black Mesa Brothers
  03/17/2008 12:32


• Trashtalking in Commercials
  03/07/2008 17:58


• Musical Genius
  02/17/2008 18:58


• Chintendo Vii Commercial
  12/04/2007 14:09


• Christmas Banners, get them while they're hot!
  11/26/2007 12:46

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