Goei's profile

Nintendo Gamer at heart, but that heart is being slowly torn apart. Currently playing various PC and Xbox 360 games.











Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing. And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow. So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the right side of life... (Come on guys, cheer up!) Always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the bright side of life... (Worse things happen at sea, you know.) Always look on the bright side of life... (I mean - what have you got to lose?) (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!) Always look on the right side of life...

New stories in my blog:

• Shortbits 3; or why we should learn to love the atomic sheep
  01/18/2008 16:04


• RaidenX - best flash Shmup evar? -and- 100 bucks for Ikaruga new!?!
  01/16/2008 13:02


• Mass Effect Review: You already know the score
  11/28/2007 18:31


• Games That Are Art (Hint: all of them)
  09/15/2007 21:16


• What games should've been (now with proper spelling!)
  09/14/2007 18:35


• What games should of been
  08/26/2007 17:00


• Goodbye, cruel world
  08/21/2007 08:33

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