Excremento's profile

Greeting true believers!

My real name is Xopher Reed. I've been a videogame acolyte for as long as I can remember. I have well over 25 years of video game experience starting with the Commodore 64 and Intellivision. I can look back at my life year by year and remember fondly what game I was playing at that point in my existence.

Not being content with my sitting on my ass and not proclaiming to the world my views on the gaming industry was the reason I started a blog here on Dtoid. After seeing that my personal blog was going nowhere, I decided that the community here on Destructoid was the only way to go. I'm still here, updating as often as I can for all of your enjoyment.

Any of you out there who wish to contact me directly can do so at:

Gmail -- xopher (DOT) reed (AT) gmail (DOT)com

Facebook: Xopher Reed

Author of The Ten Commandments for Community Bloggers



NES Games
SNES Games
Genesis Games
Female Game Characters
Dreamcast Games
Fighting Game Series
Shitty Games I Own
Arcade Beat 'Em Ups
Robot characters
Third Party NES Soundtracks
EGM #58 May 1994 Readers' Top 10
Final Bosses (SNES)
Things I'm Excited For In Halo 3
Gaming Beverages
Albums To Game To
Cancelled Games
Worst Video Game Weapons
Best Video Game Weapons
Video Game Vehicles
Most Frustrating Moments In Gaming
Useless Game Characters
Arcade Gun Games
Video Game Sidekicks
Overrated Successful Games
Games That Deserve Sequels
Game Soundtracks
Legend of Zelda Games
MSDOS Computer Games
Games I Wish My Fiance Would Play With Me
Advertainment Games
Games Mrs. Excremento Plays and Enjoys
Games of 2007
Ways To Die
Game Series I Never Get Tired of Playing
Games You Had To Leave The NES On All Night To Beat
Games I Forgot I Owned Until I Found Them While Packing Up My Apartment to Move to My New House
SNK Games



White Russians
Mr. Destructoid's Green Death
Happy Cola
A Pimp Named Butmac
The Electro Lemon
Irish Car Bombs
Neonie's Furry Purple Squirrels
Adios Motherf*cker
Shipero's Italian Martini
Coonskin And Bones
Flaming Dr. Pepper
12-Gauge Shottie
Destructoid Army Green
Miami Vice
The Workman Mojito
n00bmeister's Sneaky Drinking at Work Drink
Necros's Lounge Lizard
The Goomba Smash
Aerox's Lunchbox
Bloodylip's I Have A Dreamsicle

My Game Collection


EXCREMENTO MAKES:

Brownies
Lasagna

SONGS THAT SHOULD BE IN ROCK BAND/GUITAR HERO:

Volume I
Volume II
Volume III
Volume IV
Volume V: JPop Edition
Volume VI
Volume VII

New stories in my blog:

• A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- NES Games That You Had To Leave on All-Night To Beat
  05/18/2009 13:02


• A Time to Destroy: Wild 9
  12/07/2008 13:30


• A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- SNK Games
  06/17/2008 13:36


• A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Games I Forgot I Owned Until I Found Them While Packing Up My Apartment To Move To My New House
  06/11/2008 15:56


• The Search for Booty Episode I
  06/04/2008 15:21


• Look, I Drink -- Bloodylip's I Have A Hard-Dreamsicle
  06/02/2008 09:40


• Unpacking My Childhood - Part II: A Great Friday
  04/09/2008 13:57


• How to Deal With Trolls
  04/07/2008 12:24


• Dear Xbox Live: I Quit
  04/06/2008 08:34


• Look, I Drink -- Aerox's Lunchbox
  04/03/2008 22:57

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