EarthbounderNess's profile

Hello-hello Destructoid! I'm your friendly blogger-next-door, Evan, but you're all welcome to call me EarthbounderNess. Actually, I lied about the friendly part, I don't like any of you. In fact, I loathe all of you so much, I'm not next door either, I'm inside your house, in your kitchen, eating all of your food that doesn't suck.

I'm a 22 year unemployed QA tester, totally livin the "sweet life". I have an unhealthy obsession with dressing up on days other than Halloween about once every other month. See below?


Cliche as it is, I'm a man of many faces.

Cosplay is a huge love of mine, right alongside video games. You can call me names because of it if you want, just don't throw anything at my head, I need to protect my beautiful face.

Really though I just hope you all enjoy what little bits of crap I shell out here. If you don't enjoy any of it, then drop me a PM saying how much you hate me and how I need to go eat paint chips, I won't take too much offense. Promise.



Likes
+Cosplay
+Pink Things
+Animu
+Mango
+Vidya Gaems

Dislikes
-Rocket Whores
-Walking into C4
-Losing to anyone below General rank

Currently Playing
-Killzone 2
-World of Warcraft
-Street Fighter IV
-Resident Evil 5

Feel free to add me on PSN or XBL



Front Page'd
Mother 3 Removed Content [SPOILER HEAVY]

Gamertag Name

New stories in my blog:

• Pre-Order Lost Planet 2: Receive Wesker
  11/17/2009 13:13


• Why I let Destructoid make me its his bitch last night.
  08/25/2009 01:41


• "It's "Blahz", Not "Blaze"." - My Review of BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger
  06/24/2009 10:10


• The most AWESOME and disturbing "Happy Birthday" post you will ever see
  03/16/2009 23:54


• A sincere message to anyone who is angry at Resident Evil 5 for any reason
  03/14/2009 18:44


• SFIV C. Viper Photoshop - D-toid Editor Edition (Now with more Chad Bison)
  02/15/2009 22:18


• HAPPY HAMZAKAH! NOW WITH MORE HAIKU AND HAMZA'S BLUE BALLS ON YTMND!
  02/12/2009 08:02


• I'm alive? I'm alive!? I'M ALIVE! Now, where the hell is my Scout update?
  02/10/2009 05:59


• In for a shirt, out with a jackpot (My thrift store miracle)
  12/07/2008 16:49


• Opinionated opinions on Mother 3's removed end game content [SPOILERS]
  12/06/2008 15:15

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