Dyson's profile

When not protecting the world from the injustices on all things non-awesome, I have some time to play some games. Not much time, but I do what I can. There's a lot of non-awesome in the world, so myself and the rest of the members of Team Awesome stay quite busy.

Also, I live in San Francisco, so if you're in the area or see me around say hi. I promise I won't bite. I work full-time for two different video game related companies. At one I test the vidja games. At the other I do PR for video games. Eventually I will only be doing the PR gig, so I'll finally have some free time in which I can return to hosting RetroforceGO!

I'd tell you the names of the companies, but I think the one I test for would probably have a hissy fit if their legal department knew there was a Destructoid Associate Editor in their testing department ;)


Random bullshit:

I like pizza rolls
Diet Pepsi is win
I have a yellow Cuban pimp suit



I'm Scorpio
SNES was prolly my most favorite system
I have a cape and wear it often
I do not like banana flavored candy of any kind
I drink beer from brown paper bags
Weezer's El Scorcho pretty much describes me
You can always crash on my couch
I flip a coin like Two-face to make decisions

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New stories in my blog:

• Madness spreads to Playstation Network, Military style
  11/06/2009 17:00


• Preview: Rooms: The Main Building
  11/06/2009 16:20


• Hudson's bringing back the Bonk
  11/06/2009 14:20


• Dark Void producer: That nauseous feeling is intentional
  10/14/2009 16:40


• Hands-on Dark Void: Imagine greater than Syfy
  10/14/2009 12:00


• It's been awhile snce I posted anything, and King Friday will be at PAX with me this year
  08/28/2009 19:46


• E3 09: Video coverage of Sony's motion controller demo
  06/05/2009 15:53


• E3 09: Bethesda and Splash Damage's Brink is the hotness
  06/04/2009 19:37


• E3 09: WET hands-on impressions
  06/04/2009 14:54


• E3 09: Shatter for PSN will make Geometry Wars fans happy
  06/04/2009 13:23

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• Awesome, dude! reply
  Article: Hey look what I made.