Christian's profile

I'm a 30 something gamer. I've been playing video games since before kindergarden, so that means I own your face.



I've owned every "older" game system except a Neo-Geo and a Jaguar. No Neo-Geo because it was a billion dollars and the Jaguar sucked the sweat off a dead man's balls.



How would I describe myself? Husband, Father, Gamer, Comedian.... and cool geek who'll never grow up.

I'm a wrestling personality with IWA East Coast and All Star Wrestling here in West Virginia.

I'm the guy gently holding Spike Dudley in this pic.

Here, let me whore my MySpace for you.
www.myspace.com/christianharper

Also, cocks.

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Recent comments by Christian:

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  Article: Sony drops bombs (and employees) like Galvatron
• I blame the Mexicans. ;) Seriouslah, good l... reply
  Article: Goodbye Destructoid, I will miss you
• Update: I just ate a 2 Pancake & Sausage links ... reply
  Article: Sony's PR man wants to educate you
• Our best bet is to not even pay this jerkbag an... reply
  Article: Jack Thompson goes after Halo 3 now
• Let's call the following analogy the "Chicken S... reply
  Article: Sony's PR man wants to educate you
• Invalid item. They fail at Ebay. reply
  Article: $30K PSX auction; it's worth it just for Vib-Ribbon
• It'll be on the 360 by 1st qtr of '08. reply
  Article: New Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80s tracks revealed; welcome to the Hagar era