Life is my hobby. Video games are my life.

I enjoy many other things, but that's not important here... We're here for the love of video games, dammit!

I've been a loyal, addicted member of Destructoid since March of 2008.
Thank you Niero! Helluva site, man!

I've been a hardcore gamer since I received a N.E.S. Christmas of 1987. Can't believe it's been that long! I don't believe I'll ever stop playing video games.

Systems and games come and go, but one thing remains... A great game will never, eeeeever be forgotten.



Wanna know more?
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Check out my original video game inspired shirt company(new shirts coming soon)...
'1UPshirts.com'

Listen to this amazing video game music internet radio station...

'8bit FM'



**Currently(November 2009), I'm busy as hell with:

*New Super Mario Bros. Wii - I've been dreaming of a new 2D side-scrolling Super Mario Bros. console game to come out for years and so far this game has surpassed each and every one of my wishes. It truly is one solid Nintendo Mario platforming Miyamoto masterpiece.

*Excitebike: World Rally - An unexpected blast from the past! I'll never, ever forget that theme music! Ever.

*Mario Kart DS - Dry Bones in the Dry Bomber! Possibly one of the best Mario Kart games in the storied franchise. It's damn near perfect... Do you snake?!

*Donkey Kong(Arcade) - Every Monday, after a delicious Philly Cheese Steak, my friend Eric and I play this at a local arcade/game store(Phoenix Games). We're training hard to one day defeat the greats that are Mitchell and Wiebe. By the way, if you haven't seen The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters you are doing yourself a great deal of injustice. Go out and rent it. Now. Go.



**Games I can't wait for:
-Castlevania the Adventure Rebirth
-Super Mario Galaxy 2
-Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles
-Dark Void
-God of War III
-Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
-Heavy Rain












My PS3 user name is:
Artemus311



My Wii code is:
3579-8218-6810-5725



My Mario Kart Wii code is:
3480-2995-4978



My Brawl code is:
2750-0943-6835



Hit me up, so we can exchange lame, super ridiculous Nintendo Wii "codes" and play some Brawl or Kart.
Then witness Luigi kick your Nintendo fanboy ass all over the screen, junior! After you tire of Luigi beating tha living hell out of you we can exchange cool, created levels. You can then go practice your pathetic ways and seek revenge.

Pai Mei: "It's the wood that should fear your hand, not the other way around. No wonder you can't do it, you acquiesce to defeat before you even begin."



Some of my all-time favorite games(no order):


N.E.S.:
-Super Mario Bros.
-Super Mario Bros. 3
-Mega Man
-Mega Man 2
-Castlevania
-Kid Icarus
-Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
-Contra
-The Legend of Zelda
-Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
-Duck Tales
-River City Ransom
-Tecmo Bowl
-Ikari Warriors
-Rygar



Super Nintendo:
-Super Mario World
-Super Mario Kart
-The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
-The Legend of the Mystical Ninja
-Mega Man 7
-Ganbare Goeman 2
-Earthworm Jim
-Super Castlevania IV
-Contra III: The Alien Wars
-Star Fox
-Super Metroid
-The Adventures of Batman and Robin
-Super Punch Out!!
-Super Tecmo Bowl



Nintendo 64:
-Super Mario 64
-Mario Kart 64
-The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time​
-Star Fox 64
-Goldeneye
-Goeman's Great Adventure
-WWF: No Mercy



Gamecube:
-Super Mario Sunshine
-Mario Kart: Double Dash
-The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker​
-Luigi's Mansion
-Resident Evil 4
-Super Smash Bros. Melee
-Batman Vengeance



Nintendo Wii:
-New Super Mario Bros. Wii
-Punch Out!!
-Contra Rebirth
-Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles
-Super Mario Galaxy
-Mario Kart Wii
-Mega Man 9
-Mario Party 8
-Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles
-Wario Ware: Smooth Moves
-Super Smash Bros. Brawl
-Wii Sports
-Wii Sports Resort
-Lost Winds



I'll finish this list later. Gotta think, dammit!

I know there are many games(and systems) I've forgotten...
I mean, who the hell could forget Alex Kidd in Miracle World, Super Mario Bros. 2, Donkey Kong, Dino Crisis 1 and 2, Gauntlet, Double Dragon, Excitebike, Castle of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse, Rastan, Karnov, Metroid, Gradius, ActRaiser, Altered Beast, Golden Axe, Streets of Rage, Fatal Fury, Super Ghouls and Ghosts, Sonic the Hedgehog 1-3, Jumping Flash!, Twisted Metal, Battle Arena Toshinden, Ico, New Super Mario Bros., Trauma Center, Deadly Towers and Bubsy... And many, many more!
Well, maybe not Deadly Towers or Bubsy.



*Games I wish I had played(that I hopefully will sooner than later):
-Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
-No More Heroes
-Shadow of the Colossus
-Killer 7
-Lost Planet: Extreme Condition
-Red Dead Revolver
-Yoshi's Story
-Conker's Bad Fur Day
-Stranglehold
-The Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie's Revenge


I positively love the DS Lite! My DS Lite along with Mario Kart DS share a pocket with my cell phone... I never leave home without 'em!



I also have a fanatical passion for football! Gotta love Sundays when it's football season, man.



Yes, I am a Nintendo fanboy(hate that word).
And yes, I love my PS3.


That's it for now, ya creep. Get tha hell outta here!

What? Why?!