Anus Mcphanus's profile

Good day sir/madam and welcome to the world of someone who calls himself Anus Mcphanus. In the real world I go by the name of Dan.

The name Anus Mcphanus comes from back in school in 6th form. We had a TV in our common room and I used to bring in my N64 to play games during our lunch breaks. Being in a public (or private to you yanks) school meant that we couldn't shout out obscene profanities so openly and so we made up words/names we could say and not get in any trouble. Eventually these words became associated with a certain person and I became known as Anus Mcphanus which meant arsehole. I thought the name was hilarious and so I kept the name and use it as my online and gamer name from then onwards.

In my free time I enjoy being Welsh, taking long walks down the beach where I bury my secret stash of peanuts (dry roasted of course) and happy slapping drunks on the tube.
My life is rather dull and uninspiring except for those times where I lose my clothes and need to communicate via the wonders of interpretive dance.
I can't sing but often kid myself into thinking I can.
I do not like things up my butt.


This is my sorry arse

Favorite Games Ever:
1.) Final Fantasy 7 (PS1)
2.) Suikoden 2 (PS1)
3.) Panzer Dragoon Saga (Saturn)
4.) Grandia 2 (Dreamcast)
5.) Dungeon Keeper 2 (PC)
6.) Mickey & Donald World of Illusion (Mega Drive)
7.) Guardian Heroes (Saturn)
8.) Brave Fencer Musashi (PS1)
9.) Goldeneye (N64)
10.) Saturn Bomberman (Saturn)

Favorite Bands:
1.) Green Day
2.) The Libertines
3.) Arctic Monkeys

Favorite Movies:
1.) Wayne's World
2.) Anchorman
3.) This is Spinal Tap

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New stories in my blog:

• So Sony had a launch party for their Video Delivery Service last night...
  11/19/2009 18:14


• Eurogamer Expo = PAX UK (or why I love Dtoid UK)
  11/09/2009 18:20


• Are Music Games like Rock Band/Guitar Hero Ruining Music?
  09/01/2009 12:56


• Live in the UK? Want to Play AvP and Bayonetta? (short blog)
  08/04/2009 15:36


• Bonus UK Bargains: hmv price drop edition (repost because some things are cheaper)
  05/01/2009 15:43


• UK Dtoiders get hands-on with Bionic Commando at Capcom
  04/19/2009 12:00


• Do you like the Madworld Soundtrack? (shortblog/contest)
  04/13/2009 16:28


• Capcom Resident Evil 5 Gamers Day SD Sony Mega Remix version 2 Event
  03/01/2009 19:23


• Feel The Hatred: People who miss the point of a review
  09/30/2008 12:26


• Is the UK one step closer to legalizing Modchips?
  06/15/2008 10:17

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