A Humble Mr Perfect's profile

Hello, my name is AHumbleMrPerfect. I've been lurking in the shadows since before Snaileb had a gyrating stormtrooper for an avatar. I am a current student, future hobo at Northern Michigan University. I am so close to Canada, that a moose busted my washing room window two years ago (it was on CNN). When I'm not wrasslin' grizzlies, drinking away the cold and lonely winter, or bedding large hirsute women (reference grizzlies), I'm gaming.

I game like the 70-year old women in casinos smoke, like it's the only thing keeping me alive. I owe Topher a slurpee, for I am pleasantly enamored with shmups and am currently blazing my lazers. I Smash, I Halo, I do everything a good little consumer whore should do. I have no top five games due to my schizophrenic nature, but 1st party nintendo games scratch my itch the most regularly. To get an idea, I played through oracle of seasons and ages to the point where I collected around 22 heart containers (which sucked because it stopped at 20). I am at the point in my life where I am expanding my tastes, which includes the aforementioned shmups, and fighters. Guilty gear is my new guilty pleasure, due to the fact that the guy I play with has a MONOCLE.

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New stories in my blog:

• Heads Up: Zelda Game and Watch on eBay
  08/03/2008 12:31


• So I got a Wacom Tablet
  06/25/2008 16:39


• My GTA Blog: So I Decided to Play Super Mario World Instead
  05/03/2008 21:55


• An Open Letter to DC Concerning MK vs. DC
  04/20/2008 17:12


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  03/25/2008 02:14


• Thanks For the Help: Dtoiding my Residence Hall
  03/22/2008 16:29


• When Officially Licensed Music Works: THPS3
  03/20/2008 14:45

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