I started playing videogames at a very young age – a time when gaming was largely viewed as a hobby for children. This was the prevalent belief in my household as well. As my brother moved on t...
Ladies and gentlemen, it appears we have another case of ...
Wait...
No, that's...
It actually IS kind of fucked up that they did that.
Nevermind.
Carry on.
For some reason, I have a Wikipedia page. Despite the fact it has numerous issues and has been vandalized countless times, it's managed to stay up for about a year. I do not know why. Anyway, peo...
Today I was moved to RealityKings. Its a little more intense than working for Fling, which was the quasi-dating thing I signed up for. The guy sitting next to me does Flash design and all h...
PAX is always such an amazing experience for me.
I have always had such an immense respect and admiration for the Destructoid community, and finally getting to meet the people I love so much i...
This is my tribute to Mr. Browntown himself, Destructoid's own Samit Sarkar. Podtoid listeners have called him out for his abusive use of "um" and "uh" and "you know," you know. Give the mix ...
Seriously.
That was in the closet in our apartment. I've been here almost a year and I did not know there was a Dreamcast just around in a closet. This is both amazing and ludicrous. I think...
First of all, it was an episode about slaughtering dolphins. It was brutal to watch when the Japanese would spear the poor dolphins in the face, but it was absolutely hilarious. I loved it.
Bu...
I’ve been visiting dtoid for just over a year and never really got around to making a blog post. I’ve obviously decided to change that. As you can see I have my avatar and even made a horrible ba...
The banners were rejected. They asked me to tone it down. Foiled again! Maybe I should just run these on 4chan instead.
I was in New York last week and ran into a guy that runs a popular ...
It must be hard being a game journalist or a game blogger. I'll be honest, I don't really know the difference between the two vocations. I guess one of them has a degree that the other one doe...
I really wanted to personalise my room at University a bit more, but as we're not allowed to damage the walls themselves with hooks and whatnot, I had to get creative. And being the geek that I a...
I come bearing gifts with spread arms and legs! Don't be filthy, it's an innocent gesture.
You can now send PMs to Dtoiders that don't have forum accounts. You'll spot the new PM buttons n...
Why yes, that is EVERY SINGLE PHOTO FROM PAX*
Full 1.6MB 2400x2400px available .
*All 1547 From the Flickr photostream. Images torn from Flickr with Saleen Software's Flickr Downloader and Mo...
In today's society, the general public has taken a liking to using videogames as our nation’s (and possibly world's) scapegoat. Whether it be declining test scores, obesity, violence, or simply w...
Dear Diary,
It's been a long time since I've written in you, so I guess I should start back at the beginning. I've been in a dedicated relationship with a girl for a long time. I've been faith...
I came home from the forums today to Valentin Seleznyov trying to play "Troll Destructoid". He wasn't doing very well. "Aw, bless" I thought, then recommended we get him a grizzled team of profes...
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When I was much younger, beardless and ignorant, I never got Thanksgiving. Oh sure, I knew what it was supposed to entail yet all I could piece together from it in my mind was the gatheri...
Hey doods! I made a last week after being inspired by my own costume making experience. I wanted to follow up with a more personal look at what I ended up wearing out in the crowded streets of P...
Like many of you I’ve been playing games from a very young age. Throughout that time I picked up many values, morals, and methods that I’ve tried to apply to my everyday life. A lot of them.........
Hey Destructoid, it's been a while hasn't it? how's it going? How've you been? How's the kids? How's the raging case of butt herpes? Still mad at me for boning your smoking hot wife last Kwanzaa?...
I’ll let there be no secrets here. I work a full-time and a part-time job, and the part-time job is at GameStop. Don’t hate. But before I started working at GameStop, I worked at a lot of diff...
Majora's Mask is as simple a game as it is a complex one. As heartwarming a game as it is soul crushing. In all my years as a player, I have yet to encounter another experience in media that affe...
Lilianna Susanne Lyssa Hart. Our first. She's 6lbs12ounces and came out after only 30 minutes of labor. Another gamer has been born. Now feel free to add Pedobear to the images in the comments...
Hey guys,
I know that I have had some pretty large displays of belligerence and outrageous behavior on this site, but lemme take a moment to be serious. Our second son, Trevor, was born August 1...
As you can see in the photo above, next to my BioShock Big Daddy and Little Sister and framed photo of Niero in front of MTV Studios, there is one incredibly hip looking silver flask. With the ...
So, I’m a little late with this and all, but I’ve got a lot on my plate. Over a month ago, some sort of gaming event/convention happened. You guys may have heard of it before . . . the Penny-...
Thank you for calling the Review Score Crisis Helpline. For English, press 1. For Nerdrage, press 2.
[happy music] You have reached the Review Score Crisis Helpline, your devoted friend in thi...
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Evil.
It's ubiquitous. It's poorly-defined. It's sexy. And... more
Every month, the Destructoid Monthly Musing topic gives community members the ability to have their work posted on the Dtoid front page.Another month, another opportunity for you -- yes, you -- t... more
Every month, the Destructoid Monthly Musing topic gives community members the ability to have their work posted on the Dtoid front page.Our "Games Time Forgot" series strove to highligh... more
Our Musings topics give Destructoid community members the chance to have their voices heard on the front page.Seeing as Destructoid is hosting a PAX panel next week entitled, "how to make on... more
Each month's Musings theme provides readers and community bloggers with the opportunity to have their thoughts posted on the front page.I am horrendous at RTS games. Absolutely horrendous. Some p... more
Each month's Musings theme provides readers and community bloggers with the opportunity to have their thoughts posted on the front page.Thanks to Clint Hocking's blog, I've been thinking a lot ab... more
If you're not too busy lapping up all the news coming from E3, why not write an article on June's Monthly Musing theme? If your article is good enough, or inspires good discussion, you may have a... more
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