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Naughty Bear does not approve of Peanut Butter Jelly Time
toruokada   1 minutes ago

Sold. That was the best teaser ever.

Rev Rant: Fun isn't enough
medalgeertom   2 minutes ago

As much as I would love to blame gaming developers for mindless, self absorbing games that are cringe-worthy yet attain high scores (God of War and Gears of War, both of which you mentioned), it mostly has to do with the gamers. Apparently, the vast majority of us WANTS another Halo game that sucks my ever expanding butt hairs. That is okay with me, as long as some developers cater to my needs as well, which are thoughtful, meaningful AND fun games.
Actualy I'm not okay with shitty games.

Next Deus Ex likely called Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Enossir   2 minutes ago

keep it pc so it doesnt suck and isnt totally dumbed down for consoles

Naughty Bear does not approve of Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Kvb   4 minutes ago

Oh crap, is it 5 years ago again? I hate it when that happens.

Battlefield: Bad Company 2 getting free and premium DLC
Enossir   5 minutes ago

how about less dlc plans and more mod tools and map tools hell just release the SDK we'll make our own tools.

Fans petition for 'classic' Sonic in Sonic the Hedgehog 4
jboking   5 minutes ago

What do the fans want? The exact game they played back in '94 apparently.

Community blog: Cblogs of 2/9/10 + Snowdayisms
Los255   7 minutes ago

Snowpocalypse here in New Jersey, the sequel. It's crazy that 2 days after we get 2 feet of snow, and the roads
are "meh" another storm hits my area again. It's okay, more ME2 time.

Beat Saints Row 2 in the hotdog costume. THE ENTIRE GAME.

Community blog: Mass Effect 2 characters are MEANINGLESS
Citizensnips   13 minutes ago

I can see what you are getting at Tom. i thoroughly loved this game and the characters, but overall, it was a weird situation Bioware created. The characters were all interesting and cool to the individual, but none of them really made any difference in the overall arch of the story. No one character was needed aside from shepard, Tali could have not existed and therefore she is irrelevant in the big picture.

I mean, i loved the ability to have any character die, but 5the structure of it is a little simple, just a loyalty mission and the upgrades, and being a good leader means 100% survival.and the thing is none of those deaths really change anything,i would have wished Bioware could have created at least some relevance to the plot which would change depending on a characters loyalty or even existence ( ie. Maybe pissing Grunt off means you miss out on information taht helps you in a story plot, which creates a conflict and hard choice.) Im not saying they should do what Me 1 did, i hated that, choosing for the sake of choosing, and it still having no plot relevance, but a happy medium could be attained. I feel Mass Effect 2 is receiving a little early praise on their narrative and system of story telling then should be warranted at this point, although id love to be proven wrong.

Community blog: Tournament Results for Fatal Destructoid 98
TheCleaningGuy   13 minutes ago

That's impressive stuff, no surprise I lost so quickly! All those matches were great, but Leona vs Ryo in Wry vs Senisan match 2 had my favorite ending. I can't wait for the next tournament though, hopefully I'll have a bit more KoF experience by then...

Fans petition for 'classic' Sonic in Sonic the Hedgehog 4
Artemus   17 minutes ago

People need to relax and enjoy the game, when the time comes. If, indeed, it is enjoyable. If not, then complain. But to complain now and start online petitions is a bit absurd. Fact is, people are going to complain, plain and simple. And petitions aren't anything new.
Do I like Sonic's retro look? Yes. Do I like his new style? Sure. I, for one, can't wait for the game! Bring it on, SEGA!

Win Dante's Inferno prizes by indulging in a sin!
judgedee   18 minutes ago

Guess I could have made it links for easy viewing but I figured everyone has linkification for firefox already.

My Expertise: Sh*t talking
360COMIC   18 minutes ago

it depends on the way i'm playing. if i'm sucking ass, then you won't hear anything but, "WHAT THE FUCK???" "COME OOOOOON" "THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!", and things like that. but if i'm kicking ass, then i am going to add so much insult to injury, that sensitive people will leave the game. but, the cooler headed people with a sense of humor are able to retort, and then it becomes something fantastic. and when your done you have like eight new friend invites. thats the shit!!

Review: BioShock 2
Brian Keljore   18 minutes ago

@Birthmark Destructor

I think you missed /v/. 4chan is that way.

Wah wah wah Sonic the Hedgehog 4!
jboking   19 minutes ago

While I'm not going to 'shit all over' the game, I refuse to be optimistic. I'll just disregard it until it comes out. If the reviews sound promising, then I will likely buy it. I do love classic Sonic, and that looks like what we're going to get, but I still feel the need to stay detached.

Battlefield: Bad Company 2 getting free and premium DLC
KingSigy   23 minutes ago

How about less DLC plans and more quality game?

Win Dante's Inferno prizes by indulging in a sin!
GearsOfAve   24 minutes ago

And there has to be something dtoity!

Win Dante's Inferno prizes by indulging in a sin!
judgedee   24 minutes ago

Because I am bored this is a unofficial tally up of the final entries for this contest (I didn't disqualify anyone for any reason.. I don't think I left anyone off. This is simply a reference for the people in the contest anyways.)

Total Amount of entries: 27
The Entires/Users/Sins in the order they were submitted.

1.Pepe Ix: Anger/Heresy
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y291/pepepulido/Photo5.jpg

2. Joseph Stuhr:Mix of everything
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3946/dtoiddicontest.jpg

3. Gobun: Gluttony
http://www.destructoid.com/forum/showpost.php?p=520932&postcount=122

4. Sliceco: Treason
http://sliceco.tech.officelive.com/images/iPad-treasonCerberus.jpg

5. Cody Justin Pick: Violence
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn311/Cody_Pick/100_1164.jpg

6. GearsofAve: Greed/Gluttony/Lust
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/1747/dscn0387.png

7. HammerShark: Mix of everything
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/7605/dtoidcontest.jpg

8. Kudos: Fraud
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b267/KusakXII/PeteyDumbandDumber.jpg

9. xenoaroe: Heresy
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/xenoaroe/P1090216.jpg

10. Linh Nguyen: Lust
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/8276/dsc02730j.jpg

11. SirenProxy: Lust/Heresy
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Siren4usweetie/DSC_0090.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Siren4usweetie/DSC_0075.jpg

12. AngelsDontBurn: Mix
http://i50.tinypic.com/aev59c.jpg

13. ran24:Lust
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/8896/dscf1186s.jpg

14. Occams electric toothbrush: sloth
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v164/punisher898/wheelchairbarbie-1.jpg

15. Gimic300: Lust
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7656MfpvkNs

16. big shorty2002: Heresy
http://imgur.com/RArEU.jpg

17. Dr Light ate your Magicite: Heresy
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee224/duskworlds/DSCF0021_small.jpg

18. Bstaples: Gluttony
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/Somthingthoughtful/DSC_0029.jpg

19. NateT: No idea what this is
http://imgur.com/LRDBf.jpg

20. Diego Alberto Garcia Aldana: Gluttony
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e367/hagiwaraakemi/taicho%20cosas%20no%20ver/YaTenemosRed.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e367/hagiwaraakemi/taicho%20cosas%20no%20ver/YaTenemosRed2.jpg

21. ZWilliams: Gluttony
http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af345/Mysteri9/Glutton/DSC_0048.jpg
http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af345/Mysteri9/Glutton/DSC_0064.jpg
http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af345/Mysteri9/Glutton/DSC_0076.jpg

22/ Overindulgence: Violence
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/Somthingthoughtful/Overtheshoulderpunch.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/Somthingthoughtful/frightenedpunch.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/Somthingthoughtful/punchout.jpg

23. judgedee: Violence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJteVR4Y3ro

24. Matt Walker:Fraud
http://tinyurl.com/yhckbp3

25. Sefiran: Greed/Gluttony and Violence
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/Sefiran/greed_gluttony.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/Sefiran/fraud_violence.jpg

26. ChineseDogMeat: Heresy/Wrath
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/4691/destructoid.jpg

27. Ensky: Mix
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d6/Jezen/VGS/Photo26.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d6/Jezen/VGS/Photo27.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d6/Jezen/VGS/Photo30.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d6/Jezen/VGS/Photo33.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d6/Jezen/VGS/Photo36.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d6/Jezen/VGS/Photo9.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d6/Jezen/VGS/Photo39.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d6/Jezen/VGS/Photo13.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d6/Jezen/VGS/Photo21.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d6/Jezen/VGS/Photo32.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d6/Jezen/VGS/Photo19.jpg

This is what Metro 2033's special edition looks like
360COMIC   26 minutes ago

so the weapons just a cut out? not a miniature replica?

Next Deus Ex likely called Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Pugnax   27 minutes ago

Guess what? The original Deus Ex is one of my favorite games of all time, and I still loved Invisible War. And to all those multitudes who say it was dumbed down tripe, I say this: you have forgotten what made the original game great. Hint: it wasn't having different ammo types or being able to allocate points to skills (half of which were useless anyway). Also, I'll fight you.

Anyway, I hope that this new one will be as great as the series deserves, and hope that it will hit the 360, because I want to play it, damn it. I bought the original game the week it came out and it's been one of my favorites since then. Should I be denied playing the new one because I'm a Mac user and can't presently afford to buy a new computer for just one game?

Dead Space 2 won't be coming to PC
KingSigy   27 minutes ago

Thats weak. EA should really reconsider this.

Community blog: Cblogs of 2/9/10 + Snowdayisms
Monodi   27 minutes ago

I got snow day tomorrow even if I live in Arizona! WOAAAAAAAA

Community blog: Resonance of an Overlooked Classic
TheCleaningGuy   29 minutes ago

Really? RoF is the same day as FFXIII?
And according to amazon, Yakuza 3?
God dammit!

Naughty Bear does not approve of Peanut Butter Jelly Time
360COMIC   29 minutes ago

i hate that friggin song. i'm sold!!!

Community blog: Why all the Molyneux hate? Real reasons, not fanboy smack-talk.
T-rav   31 minutes ago

This is a pretty great debate in here, but I feel it's digressed into whether Fable II is good, and whether that makes Molyneux a good designer or not.

I was DEFINITELY caught up in the "Project Ego" hype. The hype for that game was outrageous, moreso than any other game I've heard talk for. When it came out I was disappointed that it didn't reflect what Molyneux said. But, I still enjoyed it, and I learned from my mistake of taking what a dev says about a game without a grain of salt.

So I moved on, and was wary of what he said. However, I don't believe it can be denied that he has made some good games. So, as a designer, he is a good guy. As a PR person, not so much.

Because of his ridiculous claims in the past, I simply won't buy one of his games until heavily researching it first, so he just ended up hurting himself. But I love his ambition and his desire to create what seems impossible. Somebody needs to be aiming high, or else things will get really stagnant, really fast. He just needs to hype less.

Community blog: The Daily Hotness: Delicious hamburgers
mizzougrad01   32 minutes ago

Lots of great news came out this week. Dont know how you guys keep track of it all. Also, off topic but here you go...xbl release schedule for the month, via IGN

Xbox Live Arcade Games
February 10: Darwinia+, $15
February 17: The Misadventures of Mr. P.B. Winterbottom, $10

Avatar Marketplace
Today: BioShock 2 gear including Big Daddy suits and a Big Sister helmet
February 16: Resident Evil 5 collection
February 18: Metro 2033 apparel

Deals of the Week
This week: Marvel vs. Capcom 2 (now $10), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles -- Turtles in Time Re-shelled (now $5), and Invincible Tiger -- The Legend of Han Tao (now $10)
Week of February 15: Battlefield 1943 discounted to $10

Games On Demand
February 9: Street Fighter IV (North America and Asia)
February 16: Resident Evil 5 (North America [except Mexico] and Asia [except Korea])
February 16: Beautiful Katamari (North America, Europe, Australia, New Zealand and Asia [except India])
February 16: Viva Pinata Party Animals (Japan)

Game Add-ons
February 17: Resident Evil 5 Lost in Nightmares DLC pack and Costume Pack

Community blog: HAWP art stuff and stuff
Y0j1mb0   36 minutes ago

Good stuff Jack. Love the art, bro.

Community blog: New Destructoid RSS feeds! Faster! Console specific!
health0052001   36 minutes ago

I can't wait to check out the latest Gamecube updates. Thanks Niero.

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Win Dante's Inferno prizes by indulging in a sin!
Joseph Stuhr   37 minutes ago

Remember that photoshoped pictures don't count and the person has to be in the picture when you count them up. Most people forget those rules (even tho they are posted here).

Unannounced EA 'fighting title' coming in early 2011
mikeyed   38 minutes ago

Good point, Master Snake. My postulate still applies (with one small addendum)

EA Sports vs. LucasArts (Podracing anybody? Madden versus the competitive world of Battlefront?)

How Aliens are blatantly better than Predators
360COMIC   40 minutes ago

YOUR FUCKING BUGGING JIM!!! and aliens start out as pussies. pussies that force oral copulation on anything living. they are bad-ass. i'll give you that. but it took fucking arnold and murtaugh to kill a predator. aliens are always killed by an ugly women. until fine ass sania latham got down with the predators, that is.
anyway, aliens are like blacks, and predators are like whites. aliens were enslaved, experimented on, bought and sold, used for sport and entertainment, by humans and whatever race predators are. aliens aren't all that adept at social skills. sure they'll work together if need be, but they will kill another alien with out hesitation. they are really fast. everyones afraid of 'em. you can't disrespect their mother. and the list goes on. predators on the other hand, are the ruling class. they make the rules. they designed how the aliens would be used for a purpose. they have the technological capabilities and advancements aliens have yet to grasp. AND, the predators are just the male hunters of their species i believe. who knows what the females do. probably sleep with aliens.lol damn i went in on this subject. but think about it.

Dead Space 2 won't be coming to PC
Brlito   41 minutes ago

Sucks that I have to play this on the PS3 (or... eh not the 360) I bought the first one on release for the PC.

Community blog: First Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Badnik Revealed
sicPOS   44 minutes ago

If he's called Robotnik again then I will buy Sonic 4 no matter how bad it may be.

Community blog: NINTENDO CHARACTERS SUCK BECAUSE MASTER CHIEF CAN BEAT THEM ALL UP
mikeyed   45 minutes ago

The sword-dragon logical conclusion of Yoshi's match was possibly the most keen breakdown of any imagined competition I've ever read.

How Aliens are blatantly better than Predators
Risonhighmer   46 minutes ago

I always love these articles you write. I'm taking a critical thinking class, where we analyze arguments, and you always have horribly illogical arguments with these pieces you write, but now that I'm in this class, I can see HOW they are terribly illogical.

They never fail to entertain, however.

Dead Space 2 won't be coming to PC
x1251   46 minutes ago

@Necron

You stupid asshole, you sit there and tell me:

"You say you don't like the direction, without having played it, then just don't buy it! What a novel idea! What a fuckin' braingasm! This seems to be the most obvious fucking conclusion ever in the entire mother fucking world, and I am obviously Einstein's seed. Ooh, look! I can also seem as though I'm intelligent by talking about eradicating you and your family members! Ahurrhurr, I made a good point, I think!"

Yeah, maybe I'm GONNA buy the fucking game, so that I CAN pass judgment on the direction they're taking with actual merit. But that's not to say that I can't have preconceived notions before purchasing the mother fucking game, you stupid fucking fuck.

That's like saying, "Well, I haven't watched the Super Bowl yet, so maybe I shouldn't watch it at all since it may not go the way I want it to."

You^ That's you, right fucking there, you fucking douche bag, internet tough guy.

STFU, And use your fucking brain when attempting to converse with people.

Greg Hastings Paintball 2 announced for consoles
Brlito   47 minutes ago

@Gotenks0053: Or just NUKE.

Win Dante's Inferno prizes by indulging in a sin!
judgedee   48 minutes ago

The wait kills us all... anyone want to tally up how many entries there are?

I am thinking somewhere along the lines of 23-25?

BioShock 2 crap available for your Avatars
Brlito   49 minutes ago

@JoeSetsFire:

It's 'cause these nerds thing it's gonna be worth $xxxxx in the future on some retard antique's roadshow.

Trust me I have tons of nerdy dumbass friends that think their Lunar punching retard puppet thing (I loved the game btw) will be worth $1000s of dollars in the future. Of course when gamers grow up and stop giving a shit then they're in trouble.

Community blog: The Daily Hotness: Delicious hamburgers
Master Snake   49 minutes ago

You spelled blasphemous wrong, Hamza. Is that blasphemous?

Naughty Bear does not approve of Peanut Butter Jelly Time
JiR INC   50 minutes ago

The last part reminds me of Magical Trevor for some reason

 
 
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