- Re: Final Fight heading to Xbox LIVE and PSN this April
Includes Magic Sword? That's kinda random, nice to see some Magic Sword love though. Hopefully it's SF2THDR graphics and not just sharper sprites ... view replies
- Re: The newest addition to my office wall
Naming it anything but Buck Fitches is heresy ... view replies
- Re: Confirmed: Golgoth working on Joe & Mac remake after Toki
A THOUSAND TIMES YES ... view replies
- Re: Ex-Dtoid editor has the touch, makes me want Epic Mickey
Never thought I'd have to enter a date of birth for a Disney game video... ... view replies
- Re: Kojima, Suda amazed by DSi virtual girlfriend Love Plus
@Pic0o
Trust me, Japan's on it. ... view replies
- Re: Damn it Dtoid.
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- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: Nothing but awesomenessnessness Edition
Woah, when'd you guys start using my banner? I never noticed
I may or may not be able to play SOCOM tonight, add "thegamegoblin". Keep in mind if I do play I've literally never touched the game before so you guys are gonna have to show me the ropes ... view replies
- Re: Faptoid 1. Why ask for directions when we can just use Google Faps?
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- Re: Contest! Win exclusive BIT.TRIP Void artwork and more
IMA GO FOR IT ... view replies
- Re: BREAKING NEWS: Jim Sterling is secretly Boy Geroge?! Scandalous details inside!
Your own article clearly shows Jim Sterling and Boy George in the same photo though ... view replies
- Re: Shenmue's Ryo Hazuki in Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing!
[size = 15]FUCKING SOLD.[/size] ... view replies
- Re: Even more 3D Dot Game Heroes details!
The game they're referring to is called GINORMO SWORD. I was gonna mention that it but never got around to it. Nice to know they didn't just rip off a flash game
Also go play Ginormo Sword right now. It's the single greatest flash timewaster ever. LONG AND THICK MY GINORMO ... view replies
- Re: Demon's Souls:First Deluxe Edition Unboxing Video. Also, sniffing.
This is the art book, and I'm just gonna... *sniff* aww yeah, and now let's open the game, lemmie just..." *sniff* yeah that smells good too ... view replies
- Re: HellMOO - Welcome to hell. We have no cows here.
I saw the title and assumed this was about Agent MOO: Maximum Overdeath but this seems really, really interesting to me considering I have a thing for text adventures ... view replies
- Re: Last call: Win a PS3 Slim and the Watchmen Blu-Ray
Entered! Technically my brother entered though, Goozex's multiple account rule f**ked the pooch on me so I'm being represented by my brother, lynn204
Fingers crossed and all that jazz ... view replies
- Re: Silent Hill: Homecoming won't be coming to Japan
Jim, you gotta learn about facts and opinions. There's a difference between "Homecoming was bloody awful" and "I thought Homecoming was bloody awful" because the general consensus was that Double Helix didn't do that bad of a job in making it. ... view replies
- Re: Imagine if an Aliens game looked like this
...um, yeah. ... view replies
- Re: Suda51's shoes
Judging by the number of straps they're probably made by Square-Enix ... view replies
- Re: Identity of Scary Womanizing Pig Mask revealed, shocking revelations inside
DAMMIT SCARY WHY WOULD YOU KEEP THAT FROM ME I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIIIIIIIEEEEENNNNNDDDDDDSSSSS ... view replies
- Re: Medabots is coming to the DS (seriously)
DON'T LOSE CONTROL
IT'S TIME TO MAKE IT
TO THE TOOOOOOOP
GO MEDABOTS ... view replies
- Re: COD4 Meets Star Wars.. Nuff Said.
YOU'RE TOO SLOW ... view replies
- Re: Why you're paying for 'Crash Course' on the 360
Wow, that's shitty, I liked L4D but only in short bursts and I wouldn't pay that much for a campaign ESPECIALLY if I can get it for free elsewhere. And the PC version even has a mod scene so I'd rather just pick up a PC copy and increase my playtime ten-fold.
And as I see Microsoft's "economy": If someone's offering DLC with achievements for a price and another guy is offering DLC with achievements for free people could go to that game over the other (goddamn cheevo-whores) so to play fair they have to charge so nobody get's undercut. There's a law in real life like this that I fail to remember but I think it's just the principle of the thing. 'Prolly the same reason they charge for most gamerpics and themes too, if you could get decent ones free then a lot of people wouldn't buy what other companies are offering
It sucks when a dev legitimately wants to give back to their fans and they can't though. So yeah, fuck MS on that one ... view replies
- Re: Something to make you smile.....
Scotts youse is just crazy ... view replies
- Re: JESUS H CHRIST!! Star Wars Call of Duty mod...speechless
HOLY SHIT, THAT LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME
Oh man, hopefully they'll replace the helicopter perk with Boba Fett, please make this happen ... view replies
- Re: An open apology to those who TL;DR'd on my eroge piece
I didn't read your other post until now, great writing!
As for eroges I'll admit I've played one or two for curiosity reasons more than anything, I wouldn't consider myself a fan but if you suggest a good one I wouldn't hesitate to try it. I find them the most emotional form of video game but that's probably because they're more akin to a novel than "regular" game genres
I really liked Katawa Shoujo Act 1 though. Extremely well written for an independent team. Fun fact: I actually started "GIMMIE THE CHOCOLATE HISAO" because of a comic I made making fun of the game. Reading through the KS fourms nobody can mention Hanako and Chocolate in the same sentence without someone assuming it's scat because of me. Awesome. ... view replies
- Re: Capcom developing unannounced PC-lead titles
Guys, there already is a Monster Hunter MMO. Monster Hunter Frontier. It's in beta. There are ways for non-moonspeakers to play it too, google it ... view replies
- Re: Capcom developing unannounced PC-lead titles
It's great that Capcom supports the PC so much when other devs have been moving away from it and developing for consoles with sloppy PC ports second. Actually Capcom's been doing some really great things lately, hopefully they'll keep the ball rolling ... view replies
- Re: RT @Capcom_Unity: SFIV PC 50% off (that's $19.99) on Steam, this weekend only
That Doremon skin is hilarious
Also does the steam version have games for windows live support like the retail version does? I wanna be able to chat to people on my 360 friends list ... view replies
- Re: 1up podcasters say that Destructoid loves rape games
Who DOESN'T like rape games?
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- Re: The bouyant breasts of Muramasa's onsen scenes
Lack of nips.
Goblin = disappointed. ... view replies
- Re:
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- Re: #1: Localisation 101, or, why we will always miss the point
Nice read! When are you gonna post it? ... view replies
- Re:
:3 ... view replies
- Re:
f-f-f-future post. ... view replies
- Re:
A+ blog. ... view replies
- Re: middayrepost: The Custom Destructoid Cblog HTML Widget
fffff-future post ... view replies
- Re:
It's a bug right now, clicking on anyone's name says they're banned from blogging
Also, facecock
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- Re:
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- Re: Here, have some Raystorm HD screens
Ratystorm was fantastic on the PS1 and I'm really looking forward to this remake, although the ships look huge for a shmup and it's in widescreen instead of a vertical scroll which is odd. ... view replies
- Re: Team Fortress 2: I Have No Items, and I Must Scream
ahahahahahahaha
Oh man, and you've been idling a lot too Scary, that's gotta suck ... view replies
- Re: Friends of the PAXless: A Call to Arms!
Hashel van Hashel is but one in the same boat, so a gentleman such as myself should never turn down a fellow with a quandry
Perhaps one could meet a gentry mort partaking in such an event? Oh the knobs would want to knuckle after such an event that is certain! To that notion I whiffle! ... view replies
- Re: Brace yourselves: Spelunky is coming to XBLA in 2010
That's awesome! i liked the idea of Splenuky more than playing it I'm afraid but I'll certainly look forward to it on XBLA ... view replies
- Re: Childhood dream attained! I am now officially a video game character!
Wow, nice! ... view replies
- Re: I wrote this post with Google Chrome! (Cblog support fixored maybe)
WHAT A TERRIBLE BLOG ITS JUST COPY AND PASTE WHAT A FAIL BLOG GO DIE JEEZ HOW CAN YOU GUYS NOT SEE HOW BAD THIS SPAM IS SOMETIMES I WONDER ABOUT YOU DESTRUCTOID ... view replies
- Re: Win Batman AA for the PC Contest extended.
GET ON THIS PEOPLE ... view replies
- Re:
I'm gonna be doing some awesome shit soon, believe me ;) ... view replies
- Re:
:D ... view replies
- Re: How to make gaming communities suck less: WIISUCKS
Second. ... view replies
- Re: Sonic & Knuckles coming to XBLA with cart stacking bonus
They better release a patch to enable this with Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection or I'll be very dissapointed ... view replies
- Re: Nvidia will give you Arkham Asylum for free... with a catch
brainderailment, do eeeet
Or, better yet, give it to me for a sexual favor
Or an art commission or something
Sexual favors are easier though ... view replies
- Re: Nvidia will give you Arkham Asylum for free... with a catch
@runtheplacered
Unless it's DOA I can't (who knows, maybe it is, newegg shipped my power supply separate so I haven't tested it yet). And if it was I'd have to pay for the shipping. I even emailed them about the promo and it and it basically ended up being "tough luck" which is really dumb because my card hadn't even shipped yet.
And it's not like it was the wrong card or anything, I just literally bought it too soon :( ... view replies
- Re: Nvidia will give you Arkham Asylum for free... with a catch
I bought a GTX 275 literally hours before the promotion started on newegg, I wasn't eligible for the promo
I really wanted it too ;_; ... view replies
- Re: Both versions of Mass Effect 2 hitting at the same time
Is this not coming to the PS3? I remember hearing that the sequel was going multiplat
Good news though, I'll probably be getting it for the PC now that I've got a machine capable of playing games on ... view replies
- Re:
I really like Lost Planet, it appeals to the Starship Troopers fanboy in me and it has that Capcom flair, that style that lets you know you're playing a Capcom game that osses from the animation and quirkiness. I still have yet to finish the campaign though, I'll get to it eventually ... view replies
- Re: Policenauts: The Fan Translation, Coming out... Today
FUCK YEAH 'BOUT DAMN TIME
Shit, I know what I'll be playing all week ... view replies
- Re: draw some stuff, post it here, then meet me at pax
I'm always calling your game photoshop filter: the game so i thought I'd make it up to you. I drew your green manimal as a buff gangster pouring out a .40 for his fallen furry broskis
big dolla where you at baby east coast hittin the bronx, one love ... view replies
- Re: 3D Dot Game Heroes mixes sprites with high res
This looks really, really cool but I have the feeling the novelty is going to wear off after a couple of hours
And to be fair, Lost Planet totally did this style first with the "Lost Technology" map
Still looking forward to it!!! ... view replies
- Re: Top 10 Dtoid Memes in recent memory
Thanks for reminding me Taumpy
SCROTUM POACHING ... view replies
- Re: Top 10 Dtoid Memes in recent memory
HURRY UP AND SLAM ... view replies
- Re: Write a haiku and win a gaming tee pack from Threadless
Destructoid Haiku theater presents:
A Blazblue story
Bang Shishigami
Defender of love, justice
A vigilante
Miss Litchi, Doctor
A woman Bang truly loves
The love, one-sided
In Bang resides a
Hole in his heart as big as
The nail on his back
Bang does not lose hope
Ikaruga men do not
Give up so easy
Litchi is talking
To a creature underground
She must be at risk!
Fuu-Rin-Ka-Zan's set
Shishigami's fired up
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
How could I have lost. ... view replies
- Re: Top10ChristmasthemedVideoGamemoments
[b]Destructoid Haiku theater presents:
A Blazblue story[/b]
Bang Shishigami
Defender of love, justice
A vigilante
Miss Litchi, Doctor
A woman Bang truly loves
The love, one-sided
In Bang resides a
Hole in his heart as big as
The nail on his back
Bang does not lose hope
Ikaruga men do not
Give up so easy
Litchi is talking
To a creature underground
She must be at risk!
Fuu-Rin-Ka-Zan's set
Shishigami's fired up
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
How could I have lost.
Fin. ... view replies
- Re: Top10ChristmasthemedVideoGamemoments
[b]Destructoid Haiku theater presents:
A Blazblue story[/b]
Bang Shishigami
Defender of love, justice
A vigilante
Miss Litchi, Doctor
A woman Bang truly loves
The love, one-sided
In Bang resides a
Hole in his heart as big as
The nail on his back
Bang does not lose hope
Ikaruga men do not
Give up so easy
Litchi is talking
To a creature underground
She must be at risk!
Fuu-Rin-Ka-Zan's set
Shishigami's fired up
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYKPmkOF-z8&feature=related]BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYKPmkOF-z8&feature=related]BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYKPmkOF-z8&feature=related]BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
How could I have lost.[/url]
Fin. ... view replies
- Re:
I liked the part when you said "facecock" ... view replies
- Re:
Why you hide such a magnificent blog :( ... view replies
- Re:
My bestest buddy Facecock
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- Re: Scrapped MadWorld finisher will blow you away
Trevor Mcgee, it's not so much the gore as it is the context
You're thrusting the wiimote upwards to shove shotguns up a guys ass
I like to think that at one point there was a room full of play-testers thrusting up and down vigorously and every single screen wall to wall had Jack shoving shotguns up a cowboy's ass on repeat, and looking through a one-sided mirror are businessmen giving each other high-fives in mid-air ... view replies
- Re: just thought i would share a concept for a future project
Photoshop brushes: The game ... view replies
- Re: I suck at games: BlazBlue and a slapdash attempt at fisticuffs
Good read, I'm a big fighting game fan myself but I can see where you're coming from. To play at a higher level you really have to invest in the game for little instant gratification. I wouldn't think Blazblue would change that either. I'm really pissed off that I can't find Blazblue anywhere in town though, I really want it
And second the new Bushido Blade, a next gen version would be incredibly awesome ... view replies
- Re: Reminisceblog: Cheeburga
These are classics, right up there with Lemon rubbing lotion all over his body
Glorious. ... view replies
- Re: Give me a header image, win this King of Fighters shirt: community contest
No, this one!
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/1271/kauzamgsbanner.gif
Background moves in the opposite direction now. Makes sense ... view replies
- Re: Give me a header image, win this King of Fighters shirt: community contest
direct link:
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/1271/kauzamgsbanner.gif ... view replies
- Re: Give me a header image, win this King of Fighters shirt: community contest
Here's my entry, went with the MGS thing
It's animated too :D
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- Re: Here's why the 360's 'Games on Demand' focuses on old games
What Zeta Crossfire said, it took ages to get my copy and if it came on the channel for a cheap price I'm sure it'd sell extremely well considering it's impulse nature.
And maybe it'd persuade Sandlot to make an online patch for it :( ... view replies
- Re: Contest Reminder: Give me a header image, win this King of Fighters shirt
Woah, i forgot about this @_@ ... view replies
- Re: My New Custom PC! [Pictures FTW]
I've always despised Cube Cases but yours doesn't look bad at all
Nice setup ... view replies
- Re: Microsoft Defense Squad: Why the gay gamer is not an axiom
Guys just cut the shit
Microsoft is in the right on the no gay gamertag/bios thing because they're a business. There are more people out there that are homophobic because of moral/religious issues than there are gay people and they're just trying to please the majority to sell shit to them. If they banned all straight pandering tags and bios they'd probably lose over 30% of subscribers. It's double standards and it's not a consciously right thing to do but it's a business decision period.
Microsoft doesn't ban these people because their homophobes but because people complained about it. It's not Microsoft who's to blame, it's the homophobic members of the community who complain to Microsoft who could potentially cancel their service and then Microsoft would lose money.
Sad but true. Go complain on xbox.com or some shit. ... view replies
- Re: New K&K strip.
Videogames sure are swell ... view replies
- Re: King of Fighters Twitter party is a go! Win copies of KoFXII
This was really, really poorly planned/executed ... view replies
- Re: Destructoid and King of Fighters XII have a Twitter Party
What a clusterfuck that was ... view replies
- Re: SDCC: EUREKA! Ace Attorney Investigations gameplay video
This can't come out soon enough, my DS visual novel boner hasn't subsided after the first 4 games ... view replies
- Re: Man falls in love with ten-year-old videogame girl
As long as he's happy right? It isn't hurting anyone so why should I care, even though it IS weird
And in a way I envy him; he actually believes in her so he's got his perfect dream girl in his life (and I mean girl in every sense of the word, she IS 10 and all) and he's happy
If only I could imagine my perfect girlfriend like him, lucky fucker :( ... view replies
- Re: MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION
More like the semen stains Puppy Licks ... view replies
- Re: MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION
FURIOUS SCROTUMS IN BABO INFILTRATION ... view replies
- Re: Shocking new evidence proves that Gordon Freeman is getting even more rugged (shortblog)
JOURNALISM ... view replies
- Re: Atlus' MegaTen game Strange Journey is a DS title
I'm with Falinter, lookin' a lot like Issac Clark ... view replies
- Re: Destructoid and King of Fighters XII have a Twitter Party
I'll be there. Can't help it, gotta gets me KoF ... view replies
- Re: Actually the worst thing ever......
Fits... unfortunately ... view replies
- Re: ZOMG! Steam has been taken over by 'the casuals'
THOSE FUCKERS ... view replies
- Re: Give me a header image, win this King of Fighters shirt: community contest
I'M ON IT ... view replies
- Re: Pac-Man REMIX brings bosses and power-ups to the iPhone
Pac-Man with boss fights
...Namco's running out of ideas ... view replies
- Re: Stories from the Past: The One-Balled Man-Bear
Great blog, that was a really entertaining story! The only MMO I've ever played is Phantasy Star online but god I was addicted to that game. I've always been interested in FFXI but the monthly fees put me off and I'm more of a single player gamer anyway
Get on with the follow-up blog, I'm really interested ... view replies
- Re: Happy Birthday Necros!
Happy Birthday you sick, racist you ... view replies
- Re: Will Wright says games need to appeal to more people
Why the hell does Will Wright look like Brüno in that picture
Gives me the heebie-jeebies thinkin' about it ... view replies
- Re: Sexy Swag from a Sexy Site: KOF XII Contest Post
awesome haul man! ... view replies
- Re: Developer Question: Best 'hard mode' in games?
Ninja Gaiden Black
It goes beyond bigger health and stronger attacks, it tests your skill at the game and it forces you to use defensive moves way more than easier difficulties changing the way you play the game. And it provides an actual challenge, something games lack nowadays because of the marketability. You don't have to think about that though because it's an optional difficulty. And not an unfair challenge mind you, NG on the hardest difficulty was doable as long as you know what you were doing and managing your defense and offense at the same time, adding another layer of depth and a sense of hesitation to the game
Also add something to the hard mode that isn't in the other modes, it's a great incentive for another playthrough and rewards perseverance for dedicated players. And not just an extra set of armor or weaponry, add hidden and unique elements like another explorable area that's not filled with generic creatures. Adds miles to the experience. Keep players exploring your virtual solar system searching for the obscure easter egg and hidden secrets of the world
I'm Canadian and available, Bioware hire me ... view replies
- Re: Happy Birthday Suff0cat!
Happy Birthday Suffamit! ... view replies
- Re: Turn 10 Blog Shows Off SUVs In Forza 3
SUVs is an interesting choice for a sim, can't wait, they'll probabily be really fun to drive. But the only thing I want from Racing Sims nowadays is a goddamn 5L Mustang. Any 5L Mustang. Dammit they're never in games ... view replies
- Re: Here we go again: Flower creators says games must be more artistic
I hate developers who set out, first and foremost to make an art game
What makes a game is gameplay. Build that, make it entertaining and THEN fit your message into it. And people who defend bad games "because it's trying to convey a message" are just as bad as the people making them. Most of all games are GAMES. Think of it as a sport. You wouldn't call football art no matter how much you change it.
I have no problem with trying to achieve higher narrative and emotional experiences in videogames, but to make that more important than the game itself is shallow and pretentious. Take Runner for example, I liked the emotions coming from it and everything was placed visually with thought to convey a message. But as a game it sucked. Hard.
Art game devs: Take a cue from Braid. He fucking designed his game, first and foremost, as a technical experience. He sacrificed visual aspects and gameplay elements to make the player ENJOY what he's doing instead of carrying him around on a leash and pointing out the objects deemed "deep" and "meaningful"
Strip out the story and visuals from your game. If it's not fun to play then just stop it.
Wow that just trailed off ... view replies
- Re: New Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet Trailer
Looks interesting, the name is incredibly unnecessary though ... view replies
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