- Re: Fare thee well my big black darling. I'll miss you.
No console in the world ever plays what it wants and that is beautiful.
Every console dies overheated and sad and that is beautiful.
... view replies
- Re: Xbox 360: I apparently now have one.
Crackdown was a great game. It's a great, open world, carnage simulator. It's really fun to take down a crime lord by throwing a truck at them. ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: It truly is Friday the 13th. Boooo this day edition.
sux 2 b u :-P ... view replies
- Re: Dragon Age: Origins... Should I be a slut?
Whenever I have a dilemma like this I think thing of my old family motto: "Get gold, fuck wenches, drink mead. Wisdom." ... view replies
- Re: Do the wrong thing: Vincent Price-esque, you know, EVIL. Not just angry.
I always felt that a truly 'evil' play-through would resemble a typical good one but in the end you screw everyone over.
Also, it's '-esque' not '-esk'. ... view replies
- Re: Unauthorized Passion.
Rome-ants? Pa-shun? I know not these words. Are they in any way related with violence and rage? These are concepts I'm quite familiar with. ... view replies
- Re: Playing with a New Toy: Deus Ex in Multiplayer
I never really played Multiplayer on Deus Ex. Might just have to have to re-install it and give it a whirl. ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: Nothing but awesomenessnessness Edition
Youtube's blocked at work so I can't see which one's for me but thanks anyways. ... view replies
- Re: I have relevant questions 'bout blogging.
I like to post mine around lunchtime but really as long as it isn't too late at night/early in the morning it'll probably get read. ... view replies
- Re: Breaking up is hard to do [NVGR]
So, she's available now right?
I'm sorry, that was out of line. I'll show myself out. ... view replies
- Re: Enhanced Interrogation: Tales of an Omnipotent Public Servant, Part 5
GM Squad! (In Color) ... view replies
- Re: My Recovered Gaming Rig, Let Me Show It To You
Wolfpack Lego shield! Fuck yes! ... view replies
- Re: I would like a moment of silence please...
He's waving his arms from side to side in heaven now. ... view replies
- Re: Destructoid's new ad campaign gets violently happy
This is great news. I'm always looking to meet hot singles in my area. All I can seem to meet are physically underwhelming divorcées. ... view replies
- Re: The one true gaming masterpiece of my generation
That 'Housefly' ship is actually a Scarab ship. It's from the cover of Journey's magnum opus Escape. An album that, I personally feel, when viewed in the annals of history will be considered more culturally important than The White Album. ... view replies
- Re: Cblog Recaps of 10/09/09 + Y0j1mb0isms
Word. ... view replies
- Re: Me and my gun.
"I don't even know the differences between an SMG and an assault rifle and they all kind of seem the same to me"
Well, an SMG is a Sub Machine Gun. It's called this because it's the kind of machine gun that they mount on submarines. Hope that helps. ... view replies
- Re: O Hai PS Home, how ya do....FREEZE
http://playstation.joystiq.com/2009/10/02/home-1-3-update-freezing-systems-workaround-offered/
You're not the only one. ... view replies
- Re: 3 Reasons you should fear Demon's Souls (and one reason why you shouldn't)
Every death I've had in that game so far are the result of me falling off of a ledge. Stupid gravity. ... view replies
- Re: You disappoint me
You're not the boss of me! ... view replies
- Re: dTunes: Takeshi's week, Day 5
Adagio for Strings is at it's best when set to slow-motion footage of people dying. ... view replies
- Re: The Forgotten: Playstation's Gamer Advisory Panel
I was another one that was in it for the perks as well. I didn't even know they had a community blog site until you mentioned it.
While I do enjoy the freedom to download demos whenever I want I kind of miss the old PlayStation Underground demo disks. It was like a mini Christmas whenever those came in. ... view replies
- Re: dTunes: Takeshi's week, Day 2
What, no Eurodance? Come on man, that shit's catchy. "No no no no no no no no no no no no there's no limit." ... view replies
- Re: The Forgotten: Dream Within a Dream
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream is another great game based on a horror story. They even got the author of the story to help with the dialog and even voice the evil computer. I never beat it as a kid because to was too creepy but I'm trying to play through it again. ... view replies
- Re: Top Ten Words You NEED to Capitalize to be a Y0j1mb0 Post
I could have sworn that 'BRING' 'YO' and 'ASS' would be on that list. ... view replies
- Re: Was Hoborg Unfairly Treated?
@BlackSunEmpire
Perhaps too perfect. ... view replies
- Re: Was Hoborg Unfairly Treated?
I can see it now...
Wii Hater, chronoswing, and Megnalon are sitting around a sitting around a large wooden table in a drafty old castle.
"Gentlemen, I'm glad you chose to meet with me today to 'bury the hatchet' on our little feud." Wii Hater says while pouring three glasses of wine.
"I believe we can all agree that this unnecessary acrimony between us has gone on for far too long." Megnalon replies taking one of the glasses.
"Indeed." agrees chronoswing taking a glass for himself.
Wii Hater will then raise his glass, "Fantastic, now let us drink to our continued friendship and to the the continued prosperity of Destructoid."
All three then clink their glasses together and consume the contents.
"I'm afraid I have two confessions to make." Wii Hater then removes his mask. "Firstly, I was Hoborg all along."
Megnalon and chronoswing gasp with shock at the revelation.
"Secondly," Wii Hater continues. "I believe you'll find that your wine is quite poisoned."
Megnalon and chronoswing start choking and coughing up blood. A sly smirk crosses Wii Hater's face as he watches to two men he swore vengeance on writhe in agony on the cool, stone floor. Eventually they stop thrashing about as the grim specter of death come for them. Wii Hater laughs manically while a flash of lighting fills the window behind him. They thought that the hit list was just a joke, but if only they had known what he was capable of. He knew he was not finished, there were so many more people that wronged him. No, the trail of blood just started here next he would pay a visit to the man they called 'Bleh'. ... view replies
- Re: Happy Birthday Y0j1mbo!!
Yojimbo is old. ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: I TOTALLY DID NOT copy Shipero's Last PS3 FNF Post Edition.
Totally... ... view replies
- Re: My experience with the Lost Planet 2 demo.
So dar I've only played solo but I knew I had to replay this demo with friends when I found the robot suit with the two gunner seats. ... view replies
- Re: Top 10 Dreamcast Games that NEED to be on the PS3.
Mother. Fucking. Sega. Swirl. ... view replies
- Re: dTunes: Analoge week, Day 5
I've always liked their instrumental songs like Spacesuit and Drinking. ... view replies
- Re: Everything on Wikipedia is literally true
Ooh, I love this game. Let me try.
FACT: Jim Sterling has never seen a vagina. However, when given the proper tools, can sculpt a anatomically correct model out of marble.
FACT: Jim Sterling was single-handedly responsible for the My Lai Massacre. ... view replies
- Re: Capcom vs. Married with Children? Capcom wants your ideas
Capcom vs. Illiteracy ... view replies
- Re: Get a life...
@Elsa
to far :( ... view replies
- Re: Get a life...
@Elsa
ur mama ... view replies
- Re: Holy Crap! I'm gonna spend $780 on games this Fall!
-DJ Hero- $120
Yeah, no new music games for me. I have too many plastic instruments in my apartment as is. ... view replies
- Re: Get a life...
"...gamers are actually highly socialized people who are often friendly, bright and articulate."
no u ... view replies
- Re: Beatles: Rock Band: A Dialogue between friends.
That game's almost as fun to watch as it is to play. ... view replies
- Re: Can Video Games be Fun and Educational at the same time?
I can say that education games had a huge impact on my development. Because while everyone else fawns over Samus or Tifa I can honestly say that I'd fuck Mavis Beacon so hard that the only thing she'd be able to type afterward is "O O O O O." ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: I'd like to be... playing PS3. On an octopus' flatscreen, in the shade.
To the people complimenting the header: it was done by GameGoblin so praise should be directed towards him. ... view replies
- Re: Who's Sexy?
-44DD tits
-Doesn't talk
This is like the golden age of female characters for me. ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: I'd like to be... playing PS3. On an octopus' flatscreen, in the shade.
You say you a new rotation. Well, you know, it's too late to change the blog. But when you talk about Red Faction. Don't you know that you can count me out? Don't you know we're gonna play all night, all night, all night. ... view replies
- Re: So you LOVE the Dreamcast, huh? Stop lying please.
I was into the Dreamcast back when that shit was underground.
Also, anyone can say what they want but that doesn't change the fact that Sega Swirl was the best game on the system. ... view replies
- Re: Why so much hate for Jim...Explain in the comments/
He killed my father and stole the Dragon Mirror from our family's dojo. ... view replies
- Re: Identity of Scary Womanizing Pig Mask revealed, shocking revelations inside
@Jonathan Holmes
He's Rick Moranis, not Dave Thomas. ... view replies
- Re: Identity of Scary Womanizing Pig Mask revealed, shocking revelations inside
@Scary Womanizing Pig Mask a.k.a. Ricky M.
Hey asshole, why didn't you lend your voice talents to the Ghostbusters game? Jerk.
And while you're at it, tell Sigourney Weaver I said "Fuck off!" ... view replies
- Re: An open apology to those who TL;DR'd on my eroge piece
Too concise; didn't read. ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: We're NOT in PAX Edition!!
Cake rules everything around me. C.R.E.A.M. Grab the pastry. Butta, butta cream y'all. ... view replies
- Re: Friends of the PAXless: A Call to Arms!
Pax is for commoners. So says Lady Amelia Contessa Fussybritches. ... view replies
- Re: Drunkcast PAX Drinking Challenge: Official Rules(NSFW)
How many points would a Big Gulp full of grain alcohol be worth? ... view replies
- Re: PS3 3.0 Firmware is out. Right now.
Is it just me or does the text look huge now? Also add me to the list of people who can't get back on the PSN now. ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: Pick your Weapon of Choice: Fat or Slim edition
If that picture were real I'd run out and buy BlazBlue right now. ... view replies
- Re: GC 09: Last two playable characters in Heavy Rain unveiled
Ok, you've convinced me to buy your game David Cage. However, I swear to god if this one ends with me going super saiyan against evil internet aliens again; I will rain righteous fury down upon you. You have been warned. ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: OLD SCHOOL EDITION.
It's Warhawk time. ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: OLD SCHOOL EDITION.
The Warhawk room will be named 'DTOID_FNF' and the password will be 'TOID'. There will be only non-expansion maps in the rotation unless everyone wants me to throw a few. ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: OLD SCHOOL EDITION.
It's fuckin' Old Skool ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fightings: Yes
Patch is out and you can't play online without it. See ya next week non-North American DToiders. Hopefully you guys get the patch before we start but I doubt it. ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fightings: Yes
I hope the patch isn't until after FNF, sounds like the european patch isn't coming out until later and I'd hate to have any Euro-toiders left out of the fun. Although, in theory, we could just not install the patch but I'm not sure we'll be able to play online without it. Oh well, if nothing else, there's always next week. ... view replies
- Re: dTunes: CTZ week, Day 4
I've always been partial to Cocaine and Toupees and their cover of Tom Sawyer ... view replies
- Re: I am woman... hear me roar.
"...put down your beer, sit up straight and say out loud 'I am a Feminist'".
I don't know, I've been told that I'm a little on the feminine side before but I wouldn't say I'm the femin-est.
Sorry, I can't resist cheap puns. ... view replies
- Re: So what doesn't belong here?
Why can't we get the Ziggy guy to post here? I like Ziggy, nothing ever works out for that poor little guy. ... view replies
- Re: Introducing... (NVGR)
I still have my GAP card around somewhere. I don't really use my membership for anything but the occasional access to betas though. ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: Hey, Hey, Hey! It's Fat Princess!
That was a lot of fun. Run pretty smoothly too. This is definitely becoming a regular game. ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: Hey, Hey, Hey! It's Fat Princess!
Fat Princess Room is up. Seems to be running pretty smooth. ... view replies
- Re: Fat Princess impressions, I have them.
I was having a lot of fun before my controller died and I had to stop to charge it. I had not connection problems other than it seemed to take it's sweet time finding an open game. The only concern I have with regards to FNF is the fact that the only way to make a room dtoid only is to make all the slots friend slots which I'm afraid will keep people not my my friend list out of the game. Hopefully those slots will also work for friends of friends but I doubt it. Guess we'll see how it works tonight. ... view replies
- Re: Teta draws some destructoid... OH SHIT IS A SHARK
Yes, finally another 'Teta draws...' blog. I've been waiting for ages for a new one.
Wait, youtube is blocked at work. Son of a bitch. ... view replies
- Re: MOAR "elitist anti-gay nonsense" lul
"Cancer yes, in the throat among other areas depending on the sexual activities of the partners."
You do realize that even though people call them "fags" that gay people are not, in fact, cigarettes right? ... view replies
- Re: Hollywood to ruin “The Rats of Nimh” with a CGI remake (NVGR)
And while I'm here, I might was well say that yes, Nukka Jdav I remember Rock-A-Doodle: it was a terrible, terrible movie. ... view replies
- Re: Hollywood to ruin “The Rats of Nimh” with a CGI remake (NVGR)
Also, the combination of animation and live action wasn't the reason that Alvin and the Chipmunks sucked. It could have been animated by Miyazaki and it still would have been a massive turd. ... view replies
- Re: Hollywood to ruin “The Rats of Nimh” with a CGI remake (NVGR)
Actually, this is supposed to be closer to the book, which didn't have any of the magic and mysticism of the film. Don Bluth added those to the movie because fantasy was the hot thing at the time. ... view replies
- Re: Aksys localizing some blow job innuendo game. (Semi NSFW)
I'm bored with blow job innuendo. Where are all the cunnilingus innuendo games? ... view replies
- Re: Fat Princess = Thursday
This game will be in the FNF lineup. Not sure when though, I'll have to see where it'd best fit. ... view replies
- Re: I want you to want me...
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-aye. *Air Drums* So you think you can love me and leave me to die-aye-aye.
I've never bought any of the Singstar games because I never have anyone to play with. Which is a shame because its like the fun of karaoke with out having to subject people to my terrible, terrible, singing voice. ... view replies
- Re: Cblogs of 2009/07/20 and ScottyGasms
Actually, I believe you'll find that WalkYourPath had the superior burn in Hoborg's blog. ... view replies
- Re: Guess the Game Brain Teasers: VG Font Edition
Yeah, probably. 2's on the tip of my tongue but I just can't get the title to form in my head and the only game that comes to mind when I see 20 is Postal I don't know what other game used a typewriter font like that. ... view replies
- Re: Guess the Game Brain Teasers: VG Font Edition
Oh shit, I'm Panzer Dragoon. Stupid Saturn games and their similar font. ... view replies
- Re: Guess the Game Brain Teasers: VG Font Edition
Also, Y0j1mb0's Postal. ... view replies
- Re: Guess the Game Brain Teasers: VG Font Edition
I'm Night's: Into Dreams correct? At least it looks like that font. ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: Laser Guitar edition
@Pascuz46
1PM. ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: Laser Guitar edition
I wish Aldo Nova was my dad. ... view replies
- Re: At least the sound is good: Battlefield 1943
Like the others have said I've had no problem getting in a squad, but staying in said squad longer than a round is a whole other story. They should also give the option of making an open game that you you could invite x number of friends and fill the open slots with strangers. ... view replies
- Re: Rumor: Sony working on their own virtual gameshow?
I forgot this came out this week. Purchasing from Amazon now. ... view replies
- Re: Guess the Game Brain Teasers: Box Art Edition #2
I'm sorry, I have to answer 3 as well. It's Descent. I figure since I was beaten to Ehrgeiz this should count as my two. ... view replies
- Re: Guess the Game Brain Teasers: Box Art Edition #2
18: Homeworld: Cataclysm ... view replies
- Re: Guess the Game Brain Teasers: Box Art Edition #2
20: Ehrgeiz ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: Welcome Back, Hin
Well, you can keep your crazy moon candy. Here in America, our snacks have normal names like Dunk-a-roos and Screaming Yellow Zonkers. ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: Welcome Back, Hin
Stoopwafels? Winegums? What the hell kind of weird Harry-Potter-esque stuff do you Dutch people eat? Why not Whizzy-Wigs, Mallow-Nummers or Flango Bars? ... view replies
- Re: I can't fly! Battlefield 1943 and Warhawk
I keep forgetting to let up on the throttle to gain more maneuverability. All my bombing runs turn into Kamikaze attacks, except that I never actually manage to kill anything. ... view replies
- Re: Cutest Front page Ever !
@Bulkmailer
She's peeling a potato. ... view replies
- Re: Cutest Front page Ever !
There's also one of Jade from Beyond Good and Evil that didn't make the cover. ... view replies
- Re: Shut the F@CK up about a price cut, OK? Not another F@CKIN' word.
Sony needs to have a price cut for their PS3. Sony needs to have a price cut for their PS3. Sony needs to have a price cut. Sony needs a price cut. Price cut. Price cut. Price cut. Price cut. Pricecutpricecutpricecutpricecutpricecutpricecutpricecut. PRICE CUT! ... view replies
- Re: ShortBlog: MechWarrior trailer revealed!! *Updated*
Co-op MechWarrior? I need to get a new computer. ... view replies
- Re: Why FF7 and MGS are crappy PS1 games and Capcom is the best game company EVER!
The only good thing about Dino Crisis was the RE3 Demo that it came with. Yep, that right, I went there. Wanna fight? ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: We have NO Prizes Edition.
Wealth and fame we've ignored. Action is our reward.
I'll try and be there for the clan battle if nothing else. My friends want to see Transformers but I really don't want to go. ... view replies
- Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: We have NO Prizes Edition.
Yes, we have no prizes. We have no prizes today. ... view replies
- Re: The Troll Fall Catalog -- If you can't beat 'em, exploit 'em!
Also, a coin which features Lady Liberty holding a Dreamcast with with inscription 9/9/99: Never Forget for the often overlooked Sega Fanboys. ... view replies
- Re: The Troll Fall Catalog -- If you can't beat 'em, exploit 'em!
I'm in the market for something a little more positive. Do you happen to have any stickers of Calvin kneeling in prayer to the PlayStation logo or perhaps a full window decal of a soaring eagle with a PSP clutched in it's talons. ... view replies
- Re: Someone's got a case of the Mondays.
Man, I sure wish I was playing D&D right now. :-( ... view replies
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