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• Re: Confirm it already! Far Cry 3 briefly mentioned again
  

  The stupid enemy checkpoints were annoying as hell. Also, I hope they actually do great work on the enemy damage this time around, and not have them take 5 shots to the face to actually die. Oh, and if you're going to make an epic, open-world game, at least fill it with more interesting destinations. ... view replies




• Re: Amazon teases its Black Friday sales line-up
  

  This Black Friday is going to be pretty disappointing for me. Most of the games that are on special I already own, and the rest don't seem that appealing to me.
  
  The only thing that interests me from Amazon is Brutal Legend, but I can just as easily pick it up at Best Buy on Friday, well I mean if there aren't any douche bags hanging around the store. ... view replies




• Re: Skip Subway, get Plants vs. Zombies for $5 instead
  

  I dunno. I mean those tuna subs are pretty awesome. ... view replies




• Re: CABELLA BIG GAME HUNTER 2010 ON AMAZON GOLD BOX NOW!!
  

  Wow, fuck L4D 2 for 30 bucks on Friday. I'm totally buying this game instead. I'll probably buy a whole shit load of them and gift them for Christmas. Dtoid Secret Santa, here I come! ... view replies




• Re: Mass Effect 2 'surprise' revealed (we think)
  

  Holy shit balls. Stop the god damn presses. This is without a shadow of a doubt, the biggest video game surprise ever. ... view replies




• Re: Maxim reveals winner of 'hottest' Bayonetta model search
  

  My penis isn't digging the winner, nor the other entries. ... view replies




• Re: Reminder: PlayStation Store updates tomorrow
  

  aww yeah boi
  
  The annual Thanksgiving week early PSN store update. Maybe one year, it will actually mean something. ... view replies




• Re: Mayan Countdown
  

  You could have at least jacked us all off and told us how incredible your game was and how it's quite possibly the best iPhone app ever. ... view replies




• Re: Black Friday: Walmart going nuts with game sales
  

  Since there's a Walmart near the GS I'm going to, maybe I'll give it a look. If I can wade through the copious amounts of fat, electronic hungry zombies then I maybe I'll get Midnight Club. ... view replies




• Re: Visceral: True poetry fans 'love' Dante's Inferno game
  

  So... they're going after the hipster douche bag demo now? ... view replies




• Re: What'd You Get? - Thanksgiving Edition
  

  I ain't got a thang. I'm planning on picking up Left 4 Dead 2, though, for 30 bucks at GameStop on African-American Friday. Maybe I'll finally pick up Persona for the PSP, or go to Best Buy and see if I can pick up Brutal Legend for 35 bucks.
  
  I live in a little rural place, and most of the stores near me just barely opened up a few months or so ago, so I they aren't crowded up the ass with store zombies. ... view replies




• Re: US Air Force is a huge PS3 fanboy, buys 2,200 systems
  

  good luck finding any decent games to play on ur gayass3, USAF ... view replies




• Re: My bi-monthly post: Dragon's Age: Origins the Anti-Jimpression Review
  

  I never ran into the memory leak problem myself. Well, I don't know maybe I did. I just know that the loading times in Dwarf city suck major balls.
  
  Oh, and I'm not a fan of the BDA. I mentioned it before, but it just looks like you're wearing a giant stove. The Grey Warden's armor is totally epic though. ... view replies




• Re: Community Blogs are broken.
  

  I was expecting nudes. ... view replies




• Re: New releases: Bit.Trip Void, Madden NFL Arcade and more
  

  Holy shit balls, a Coldstone game? Seriously? Anyway, Fighting Fantasy looks kinda spiffy. ... view replies




• Re: Dear Destructoid, I am probably going to be in another movie
  

  I hope it's a movie where you tell the moviegoers all about the great deals at Radio Shack. ... view replies




• Re: Drunkcast Episode 16: Booty Got Swag
  

  awww yeah gurl
  
  Another MM song being used other than Space Lord or Powertrip ... view replies




• Re: Hey everyone! I'm writing a blog as we speak.
  

  You completely forgot to link to a random, shitty video game blog web site. ... view replies




• Re: Error
  

  Thank you so much. You have no idea how many bad dreams I've had thinking that your gs was completely wrong. Now I can finally be at peace. ... view replies




• Re: Random: Ref uses 360 controller to control replays
  

  I looked at the first couple of seconds of that video, and it looks like good ol' product placement to me. Either that or they just want to look cool and hip by using the latest technology. To me it looks like some dude is just hanging around behind the scenes and controlling the replays. Either that, or it could just actually be used for convenience sake. ... view replies




• Re: Card game rips off NBA, King of Fighters simultaneously
  

  I'm pretty sure Shaq's card can easily defeat Kobe's card with the "how my ass taste?" signature move. ... view replies




• Re: Crysis is a damn good game.
  

  I thought Crysis was decent. I don't know if it was my computadora or what, but the graphics didn't impress me all that much. Oh sure it looked pretty on the highest settings, but I guess I kinda expected more. On the gameplay side of things, I didn't think it was anything orgasmic. It has its moments, but still, I couldn't be bothered to finish it. ... view replies




• Re: Mass Effect 2 surprise coming this week
  

  Oh, and it would be spiffy if they released a demo over the holiday season (or maybe sooner). ... view replies




• Re: Aonuma - 'Nowadays, OoT is not that good'
  

  At least it was better than Wind Waker. Oh yeah, I went there girlfriend. ... view replies




• Re: This Week in the Community: 'My bum'
  

  happy birthday hamza centaur ... view replies




• Re: Mass Effect 2 surprise coming this week
  

  Playstation 3 version.
  
  Ideally, I WANT AN EVEN EARLIER RELEASE DATE!!! ... view replies




• Re: The ultimate PC gamer to-do list
  

  With a gaming-capable PC, Jim Sterling is now able to transform into the ultimate satirical gaming a-hole. ... view replies




• Re: Think L4D2 is an expansion? You're a f*cking idiot
  

  @Monodi
  
  Uncharted 1 and 2 were just overpriced DLC for Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness. ... view replies




• Re: Are You a First Person Shooter N00b?
  

  something something cblog butt hurt
  
  Oh, great banner by the way. ... view replies




• Re: Think L4D2 is an expansion? You're a f*cking idiot
  

  yeah, idiots ... view replies




• Re: People who suck at TF2, Rejoice! (short but game related)
  

  I tried that level a while ago. It's pretty straight forward, and if you're not into straight up practicing with bots, then it's a fun little time waster. Especially when building a sentry and trying to figure out how many bots you can fuck up at a time. ... view replies




• Re: Countdown to armageddon ; Top 10 games of 2009 10-8
  

  The Countdown to Armageddon starring Bruce Willis and Ben AFLAC! ... view replies




• Re: VGA teaser shows off a new 2K game
  

  If this is indeed a sequel/reboot based on the canceled PS2 version of the game, then it would be so spiffy if Josh Homme still has his name attached to the musical score. ... view replies




• Re: Fanboy Friday: Xcoxucka Edition
  

  My parents do both turkey AND ham. They are so damn hardcore. As a matter of fact, I know for sure that our Thanksgiving discussions will be all about how much better it is to fight red eyed soldiers than g@y aliens. ... view replies




• Re: Mass: We Pray is really a Dante's Inferno viral
  

  I figured it was a fake.
  
  I remember on the article discussing the video, someone mentioned the video possibly being a viral clip. I thought to myself "Oh hey that would be pretty funny if it was for Dante's Inferno." The only thing that made me doubt it was the fact that the game in the video was for the Wii.
  
  Oh EA PR, you silly bastards. ... view replies




• Re: You will never look at Mario the same way again
  

  Looks like a good mask to use during S&M sessions. ... view replies




• Re: A Not-So-Weird Kid's Top 10: NES Games
  

  I remember when you had that NES game marathon thing, and I recommended you play that R&BW game. Shit was awesome. ... view replies




• Re: Black Friday: GameStop deals leaked for your pleasure
  

  @Oncomouse
  
  I need tips from you on how to be an ultra massive douche bag. ... view replies




• Re: Black Friday: GameStop deals leaked for your pleasure
  

  If my GameStop isn't full of completely mindless Black Friday zombies, then I'll probably go over there and get Left 4 Dead 2, and maybe finally pick up Persona for the PSP while I'm at it. ... view replies




• Re: 24 hour contest time GO: For the Glory (PC)
  

  Give me For the Glory! ... view replies




• Re: Dragon Age expansion 'Return to Ostagar' announced
  

  Flemeth is a dragon. ... view replies




• Re: Dragon Age DLC Detailed: Return to Ostagar.
  

  Eh, sounds alright. I'm still hoping for some epic DLC or expansions ala Oblivion, but I doubt it. Also, Duncan needs to come back asap. His "departure" felt empty. Off-screen deaths are so cheap. ... view replies




• Re: New Zelda info
  

  lol do you work at gamespot lol ... view replies




• Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Review
  

  Naim, I'm pretty sure you're like the 95% of people who play L4D 2 and treat it like serious business. Instead of an actual game. ... view replies




• Re: Useless Lists: State Sex Moves (NSFW)
  

  I am QUITE familiar with the Big Town Ho Down. Yes, I am... ... view replies




• Re: Talk about surreal!
  

  Hey, how's it going nerd. Long time no uh bloggy. ... view replies




• Re: Midnight Riders teaser site found: Left 4 Dead 2 DLC?
  

  Naim Master will probably shit his pants and all over his mom, when he sees this article. ... view replies




• Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Review
  

  witty comment, followed by rude comment about "yo momma", followed by exclamation that you indeed "just got told, son!", while following up with a group of on-lookers crying out "oh snap!" in unison. ... view replies




• Re: Mass Effect 2: What would you like to see in future videos?
  

  Total dick Sheppard, and maybe a few scenes of dialog with party members. ... view replies




• Re: 24 hour contest time GO: Military Madness (XBLA/PSN)
  

  Beast Wars, PS3 ... view replies




• Re: Monster Hunter pillow: buy 1, get 1000 nightmares free
  

  I would normally put my penis into anything... and this is no exception. ... view replies




• Re: New Mass Effect 2 cover art is not the best we've seen
  

  Well like all these other weirdos, I'm gonna get the CE. The box art sorta looks like the cliche lame DVD movie box art for an epic movie. ... view replies




• Re: The BioShock 2 cover art holds a secret (Update)
  

  Before the shoop, David Bowie. After the shoop, David Bowie if he was raped by the rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and David Bowie got whatever pedo-AIDS MJ had. ... view replies




• Re: Togail summed up in a photo
  

  @vang rhymes
  
  no, u mad bro ... view replies




• Re: Togail summed up in a photo
  

  SOMETHING SOMETHING FORUMS >:( ... view replies




• Re: Mass: We Pray brings the Church to your living room
  

  The screenshots give it away. This video has the production values of a viral video made by a pretentious internet savvy hipster college douche. So, I guess it's supposed to be hilarious.
  
  If it is indeed real, then God has some real douche bag devotees. ... view replies




• Re: Bayonetta Demo Review
  

  How can Bayonetta shame women? The weapon reigns with the anticipated chair. Bayonetta proceeds around women. The pedantry towers over women. The hassle breaks after the dustbin. Women decides! Bayonetta horns a thief underneath an akin wizard. The kidney stirs. Next to the spectacular pales the minor. Women recycles Bayonetta around the pig. Bayonetta drags women. Every soup elaborates a reserved symptom. Why can't the adapted pardon table women? Bayonetta jackets women opposite the stirring quibble. Women inherits Bayonetta . A dissimilar grammar weds. How will women stop throughout the gutter? Before a sister multiplies the dashing catalog. A manpower braves a releasing league opposite a blade. Why won't the twelve map legitimize women? Women hooks Bayonetta throughout the light. When will women rot? The offensive budget kicks women. When can women speculate beneath the smallish token? The governor abides on top of his citizen. The triumph crafts the imprisoned dog. Her fringe burns above a misplaced butter. Bayonetta pulses! Bayonetta chases women over a fog.
  
  The daughter shortens a naming deposit. The quarter innocence gulfs action games underneath a pilot. A separate hash husbands action games across the generator. Action games mans the angle. The unstable terrorist corrupts the chocolate. Bayonetta cracks below action games. Why won't Bayonetta argue throughout a low directory? An allowable crossroad codes the cough within the rattling nuisance. Action games tails the stated victory into a clinic. Bayonetta declines outside the literary correspondent. Why won't action games complain about Bayonetta? Does her protocol edge Bayonetta? Action games flames a champagne after the handicap. Bayonetta budgets action games. ... view replies




• Re: Rumor: inFAMOUS 2 will have online multiplayer
  

  So, I guess this does indeed means that every new franchise made in this decade must have a sequel with tacked on multiplayer. ... view replies




• Re: 3D Dot Game Heroes coming to the US 5/11/2010 (shortblog)
  

  I just checked my email and saw this. Screw you Atlus. You're going to make me even more broke.
  
  I was like oh hey, I will have Mass Effect 2, Final Fantasy XIII, and a couple of other games that will tide me over for the first couple of quarters of the year, then all of a sudden this orgasmic wave of white fluid suddenly hits my face. It looks like 2010 will be another great, debt-filled year of gaming for me. ... view replies




• Re: Left 4 Dead 2!
  

  That's probably the best looking Half-Life 2 mod I have ever seen. ... view replies




• Re: What'd You Get? - Valve Time Edition
  

  What's this L4D 2 everyone is talking about?
  
  Anyway, I got Valkyria Chronicles for 20 bucks at GameStop. I know I've heard plenty of good things about the game, but I'm surprised myself at how good the game is. I'm only on the third chapter, but so far I'm enjoying it immensely. ... view replies




• Re: The newest addition to my office wall
  

  Name it "Jim Sterling II: Electric Boogaloo".
  
  Also, did you totally make out with it yet? Because that's probably the first thing I would have done with it. Either that or wear it on my junk, and pretend that I had a buck's head as the tip of my penis...
  
  Just sayin'. ... view replies




• Re: All Aboard the Hype Train: Next Stop...Xzyliacville
  

  The only games I'm interested in, in the foreseeable future anyway, are Mass Effect 2, Star Ocean: The Last Hope International, and Final Fantasy XIII. Plus maybe Heavy Rain, but I'm kinda getting tired of the whole "purdy, cinematic" style of games. ... view replies




• Re: First Day of the Rest of my Life
  

  hey bro, welcome broseph ... view replies




• Re: Oh my god, fuck your points. Fuck them right in the ear.
  

  I call dibs on rape points. ... view replies




• Re: Fare thee well my big black darling. I'll miss you.
  

  I'll mourn your loss by playing my still working Playstation 3. ... view replies




• Re: I was getting excited about Darkside cronicles Untill...
  

  I mean the voice actors where really lame ... view replies




• Re: Is the tide turning against Steam?
  

  The only thing about Steam that pisses me off is their shitty unlock times. I don't know if contracts are involved or if the people working at Steam/Valve are just real lazy douche bags, but they should have the Sacagaweas to pay for midnight unlocks, or morning unlocks at the latest. ... view replies




• Re: Phalanx coming to WiiWare, banjo accessory not confirmed
  

  The box art for that game constantly intrigued me when I was a kid. ... view replies




• Re: 50 of the worst voice acting moments in gaming
  

  39-41 made me pee my pants. ... view replies




• Re: Belated Hello
  

  hey how's it going ... view replies




• Re: Why Super Mario Bros. is Citizen Kane
  

  This needs to be front paged so much that the entire front page needs to be in this blog. ... view replies




• Re: PS3 Friday Night Fights: It truly is Friday the 13th. Boooo this day edition.
  

  No deeplinking, bro. ... view replies




• Re: Review of Dragon Age coming soon
  

  My love for Dragon Age is greater than that of Naim Master's, and I HATE Naim Master. Also, I'm on top of Naim Master on your friends list. ... view replies




• Re: Madden NFL Arcade hitting November 24th and 25th
  

  That dude just pooped out a football player. ... view replies




• Re: Final Fantasy XIII release date set (Update)
  

  Because.. uh March 13th is on a Saturday? But Nintendo releases their games on a Sunday, so that release date doesn't sound too far-fetched. Wacky Japaneseses. ... view replies




• Re: This is what the Modern Warfare 2 boycotters are playing
  

  Wow. At least I had the good senses to actually pirate the game while stating my dislike for Activison's douche baggery. ... view replies




• Re: Hotel Dusk getting sequel, The Last Window
  

  Damn so awesome. I still need to beat the first game though. I was almost done with it, then all of a sudden the hinge on my DS broke and I lost all inspiration to finish it. ... view replies




• Re: MW2 may have had the biggest entertainment launch ever
  

  Around 4.7 million people support terrorism. You people make me sick. ... view replies




• Re: Joe Madureira talks Darksiders
  

  That last sentence is so epically forced! ... view replies




• Re: Activision's new James Bond game: six little ways to make it not suck.
  

  Nightfire 2 here we come! ... view replies




• Re: [Quickblog] Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Beta Keys [/Quickblog]
  

  I got an email from FP earlier about the beta keys. When I tried to get one, they said that they ran out already, which kinda made me wtf since I didn't think people would go beta crazy for. I guess they just didn't have the keys in the system yet. Anyway, I got mine, though I'll probably barely tough the game. ... view replies




• Re: Could Ubisoft ressurrect Shadowbane as a non-MMO?
  

  LOL GRAMM0R ERRORSZ
  
  I've played Shadowbane once or twice when they went the "free to play route". I wasn't impressed by the game itself, but I can see it as a decent RPG single player experience. ... view replies




• Re: Cblogs of 11/10/09 + Pendeltonisms
  

  Anyone who buys MW 2 is supporting terrorism. ... view replies




• Re: Counterpoint - Never Forget
  

  Happy Birthday Sandwich Santa. ... view replies




• Re: Breaking: Monopoly now on Xbox 360 Games on Demand
  

  Jesus Mother of Balls, the Monopoly Man looks scary as shit in that picture. ... view replies




• Re: Alright, I'm here.
  

  hey bro, I love you bro. ... view replies




• Re: In Honor of Samit Q. Sarkar Jr. III Esq.
  

  Happy Birthday Hamza. ... view replies




• Re: Dear Dtoid Community: STFUAJPCG
  

  huh boobs huh what ... view replies




• Re: Win A Boy & His Blob, plus an art book, right now (day 1)
  

  Is this bizzaro day or something? Not only is Jim Sterling posting a contest article, but it's also for Europeans. This is insane!!!! ... view replies




• Re: Hey Paisano
  

  is like, uh.. a green card a visa gift card for brown people? ... view replies




• Re: Resident Evil 5's Alternate Edition missions will be DLC
  

  needs more playable Nemesis ... view replies




• Re: What'd You Get? - Little Bikes Edition
  

  I got Dragon Age: Origins off of Steam last week. Twenty-something hours in and I'm only 20 percent complete. Wooooooooo.
  
  Oh and I "played" the PC version of Manhunt 2. What a horrible excuse for a port. You can't even use a gamepad, nor remap the keyboard keys. Horrible. ... view replies




• Re: BioWare gets butthurt over story criticism
  

  I'm pretty sure every Bioware game, after Shattered Steel, has had the same plot elements. More so after they developed Knights of the Old Republic. Still they make pretty good games, so I guess maybe I can overlook the cliche Star Wars plot points in their games. ... view replies




• Re: Too hipster? Bah!
  

  bro dude bro
  
  Hipsters are the least of this community's problems bro. ... view replies




• Re: FFXIII offers up some anagram fun
  

  E = bankrupt rapper licking penis behind an Arby's for some scratch ... view replies




• Re: Fanboy Friday: Bioware Bonus Edition
  

  Polls show that I have a penis. ... view replies




• Re: READY TO FRIDAY
  

  yo bro, Happy Birthday Nock Sakar, I love you. He's probably busy being all stylish and whatnot. ... view replies




• Re: These sure do look like Dishwasher: Dead Samurai 2 pics
  

  Tom Marshmallow was Surfer Girl all along. ... view replies