Last week, we had a contest asking you all to recreate a scene from a horror movie to win a brand new, sexy 2010 Nerdcore calendar. The results are in, and the winners are:

• mix
• Clov3r
• KaL YoshiKa
• Trevor McGee
• Super Drybones

Woo hoo! Congratulations, guys! We will be contacting you soon! Exclamation points!

Thanks to everything that participated. Again, even if you didn’t win, you can purchase one of the new calendars right here. The Nerdcore guys are good friends of Destructoid, so let’s support them. It’s for the boobies! THE BOOBIES!

It’s no secret that Destructoid has a very special relationship with Nerdcore. So “special,” in fact, that when Nerdcore completed their brand new 2010 calendar they presented us with two choices: 1) We could give away five of the fabulously scandalous calendars to you, our loyal readers, or 2) I could exclusively pose nude for all twelve months in various scenarios, most of which involved me facing the camera with one leg up on a wooden chair. Although I would do anything to further my career in the nude calendar posing business, I decided to think of you all first and declined the second option. You’re welcome.

So, here we are with five wonderfully sexy 2010 Nerdcore calendars to give away. Check out the below gallery for a preview of the some of the (censored) photographs. Needless to say, they are extra hot this year.

This year’s calendar theme is “Horror,” so to win, we want you to take a picture of yourself reenacting your favorite scene from a classic horror movie and post it in the comments. Heck, you can even make it a scene from a horror videogame. As long as it is in the horror genre, anything is game. And, no, you don’t have to do it with your clothes off, but I will say this: the more skin shown, the better. Think of us as the David Letterman of the blogging world.

The contest ends next Monday night (10/12) at 11:59 p.m., so get those entries in as soon as possible! This year’s calendar is a great one, so if even you don’t win, you should purchase one by clicking here. All the proceeds go to a charity to help save abandoned puppies.*

Good luck!

*That is not true at all.

Olivia Munn is an attractive lady and when an attractive lady poses for Playboy you want to look, but when her photo shoot is just as naked as you'd see in Maxim you start to wonder what all the hoopla is over. I mean she's hot, and she talks about games, but she isn't that hot. So really all the build up to the photo shoot has been a bunch of high trafficed fluff leading up to nothing much. Until now.

Now we understand that the entire photo shoot was fate's way of delivering this quote from Ms. Munn herself unto us: "My vagina would have looked like a Honeybaked Ham." The world is truly awesome.

Munn dropped that little tidbit while talking to Kotaku about how the photographer at the Playboy shoot kept trying to get her naked, until he presented a fishnet bathing suit that covered next to nothing and then a little less. She refused to wear it. Evidently it got so bad her publicist and the stylist were screaming at each other. Munn drops a few more tidbits of information during the discussion including her dislike of pubic hair on women ("That's not really good.") and dashing any hope that she'll ever pose fully nude ("It'll never happen.").

What does this have to do with gaming? Shut up and look at the pictures.

Ok, picture this: an evening of entertainment provided by hot girls dressed like video game characters who then proceed to take off their clothes for an audience? Uh ... what I've just described is the wet dream of the majority of male gamers on the planet (and some female ones, ahem). Believe it or not, it went down this past weekend in Los Angeles. On May 9th at the Bordello bar, ladies dressed as Princess Peach, Samus Aran, Princess Zelda and Link, Chun Li and Rayne (from Bloodrayne) put on a grand show in the tradition of a good old fashioned striptease.

Feel like you missed out? Well, you can check out our favorite pics in the gallery, the full slideshow over at LA Weekly, or best of all, you can see the show happen again during E3. Devil's Playground will put on their encore performance the evening of June 3rd, which just might be worth taking a break from furiously pounding out stories to attend. Although, attending may mean I see a few other people pounding something, if you get my drift.

Being a nerd is fantastic.

No, correction: being a nerd that works for Destructoid is fantastic.

See that above picture? That’s Justine Joli. And if you haven’t noticed, SHE HAS HER TOP OFF! How did that happen, you ask? Well, last night a large group of DtoidLA people and I went to the launch party for the Nerdcore 2009 calendar. At one point I approached Justine (we are on a first name basis now) and told her I worked for Destructoid and would love to get a picture with her. No joke, before I could even finish my sentence she ripped her shirt off, pressed her hakuna matatas up against me, and posed for a picture.

The moral of this story? Dropping the Destructoid name results in boobies. CONFIRMED!

It goes without saying that the fine folks over at Nerdcore threw one helluva party -- it was easily one of the best videogame events I have ever been to. And, man, things got wild. Like, naked people, drink-spilling, nipple-biting kind of wild.

Hit the jump for some of the insane highlights and make sure to check out the NSFW gallery (courtesy of our very own Charlie Suh) for some of the most amazing pictures you will ever see.

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Our friends at Nerdcore are celebrating the release of their new 2009 calendar tomorrow night and you need to be there! If you live in the Los Angeles area, come out to Golden Apple Comics on Melrose (right next to staple Pink’s) at 7:00 p.m. for a night of free drinks and pretty ladies. I will be there. And so will a bunch of DtoidLA folks. Oh, and there will also be boobies. Lots and lots of boobies.

I went to the 2008 calendar launch party last year and had an absolute blast. And if the invitation is any indication, this year’s party will be even better! Some of the models confirmed to be in attendance are: Justine Joli, Kimberly Kane, Karlie Montana, Bobbi Starr, Zoli Suicide, Georgia Jones, Sara Brinsfield, and Sarah Levi. I’m not going to lie: I have no idea who any of these women are, but all the kids are saying this Justine Jolie character is a real fox. I think I may just work the good ol’ Chad Concelmo charm on her and see where the night leads. “Oh, what beautiful hair you have Miss Joli. May I stroke it for you?!” Oh yeah, these girls don’t stand a chance.

If you can’t make it out or live, ya’ know, on the other side of the country, you can still buy a calendar by clicking here. This year’s theme is “sci-fi” so expect a bunch of topless ladies holding laser guns and stuff. Nothing says “welcome to April” more than a nude pic of a blonde bombshell standing in front of a giant space cruiser shooting homing missiles at an alien recon satellite.

And not to rub it in, but those topless ladies? Yup, I will be touching hanging out with them all tomorrow night.

You really want to come now, don’t you? I hope to see you there!

Nyko's booth is bursting with win. They have beer, martinis, some of the best third-party accessory values at E3, and breasts!  We spent some quality time with their recently released Rock Band wireless accessories, got sauced, and Mr. Destructoid apparently got engaged to the only babes in West Hall. Look for the Wii Fit balance board energy pack, the new line of Intercooler TS products, and small red-headed robot bastard children at Nyko.com.

This past Friday night, Charlie, Dexter345 and I decided to brave the wild streets of Los Angeles and crash attend the 2008 Nerdcore Calendar launch party on Sunset Blvd., conveniently right down the street from my house. Going without CTZ (the proclaimed king of Nerdcore) felt like sheer and utter blasphemy, so the three of us formed a gigantic Voltron-like robot in his shape to honor him in his absence: I was the head, Dexter was the arms, and Charlie held the whole thing together with some surprisingly sexy mechanical limbs. Sadly, when we got to the event we were asked to transform back to mild mannered humans in the fear that a giant CTZ would scare the pretty, robot-fearing ladies. Drat.

Regardless of our boring visages, the night was a big hit, filled with half-naked women, free alcohol, and more horny nerds than you could shake a +4 mace at.

Hit the jump for a summary of our misadventures and check out the gallery for some amazing pictures, courtesy of Charlie and yours truly. (I had to add that I took some of the photos because a handful of them suffered from serious unprofessional glare and I didn’t want you all to think the super talented Charlie was the reason.)

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Look I drink...

and the one thing that I like more than drinking is nudity and video games. The awesome people at totallynerdcore(nsfw) have cranked out another amazing calender for 2008 that will fulfill those needs perfectly. If only it came with beer.

Pre-orders are now available for the 2008 edition of the calendar that we all love and/or want to make love to. If you order in the next 24 hours, you will also get an exclusive Nerdcore poster of covergirl Karlie Montana. No, that isnt Jessica Chobot in the calendar before you ask. Jess has an ass like an 8 year old boy. I'm not saying that it isn't sexy, but... Did I just say that outloud? Jess does in fact appear on the site modeling one of the t-shirts that they have for sale though. So check it out and thank me later.

[P.S. I am totally aware that my avatar is dancing under the text]

With the popularity of Nerdcore pitching a tent in many a pair of cargo shorts these days, it was inevitable that the trend would drip over to fashion. I actually dig this shirt more than I do actual pics of Nerdcore girls. The style is called "Console" (and not "Fetish Controller Strangulation Bondage", as it should be) and you can get one at SuperMandolini.com. Even more rockin, a women's size is avaliable! As long as you don't mind your gamer fashion slightly pricier (roughly $48 for this one), this one will be sure to turn some heads and perhaps earn a few guilty fantasy confessions from total strangers.

[Thanks Joe!] 

Has it really been almost eight months since my last Nerdcore? I mean a true Nerdcore too, not some horrible 'shopped April Fools joke or my demented sense of humor that involved kitty cats from earlier in the week.

No my friends, this is what a true Nerdcore is all about. Women (and even Men) wearing next to nothing or baring it all only covered up by videogames. Nerdcore started off originally as a joke but Niero and I soon saw that this was going to be something big. The original Nerdcore is still one of the most viewed articles on Destructoid (thank you Spaniards perverts)!

All in all, I think the wait was worth it. This is the most Nerdcore girls I've ever used and I can easily say this is my best one ever. Hit the jump to check out all the beautiful women. 

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No, this isn't that kind of Nerdcore so put you pants back on you bunch of perverts. This is the kind where you go "OHMAIGWAD! LOOK AT ALL THE CUTE WITTLE KITTIES!". The year 2007 will go down as the year where the Internets was completely obsessed with cats saying retarded things. And before the fad gets completely annoying and stale (no thanks to several companies trying to use it to promote crap), I felt Destructoid had to take part in it too.

For those looking for the true blue bona fide Nerdcore you all know and love, expect something coming up very soon. In the mean time, enjoy the adorable animals and go post these pictures into your friends MySpaces who you really like but are too afraid to make a move on so you pretend to be their best friend and just sit and wait for the perfect moment until you realize you can't sit around any longer and you have to make a move now but it's too late because someone with more balls then you already made the move on her so you become completely depressed and go jump into a wood chipper but the wood chipper breaks half way so your legs are gone and you're left in agonizing pain. Yup.  

[Update: I can't believe I forgot StuffOnMyCat! Thanks to wardrox.] 

[Special thanks to WiiKitty, ICanHasCheezBurger, MacroChan and Colette's cat] 

Action Bastard: I don't give a sh*t what they are saying or trying to say or selling for that matter. Must ... buy ... PSP ...

CTZ: Holy hell, that is nuts. I'll take this. Dale/Brad back me up here. What the f*ck are they saying?

1 & 2: BYE [followed by incomprehensible screaming]

And that ladies and gentlemen, is a sneak peek at what goes on behind the scenes here at Destructoid.  

Remember all that nonsense I spouted about the anthem of my bloody coup being played on tesla coils? No longer. My limited attention span coupled with my fascination with novel uses of old technology have led me to replace Nikola Tesla's hammer of the Gods with Mario Paint as the supreme instrument. Tipmonster TehUberOne (hereby promoted to Lieutenant Tipmonster) sent us a link to some music from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! rendered in Mario Paint's music engine, and being the curious little bastard that I am, I dug further and found much, much more -- most of which is composed by just one dude, a bloke by the name of TomBobBlender.

Lots of this stuff was uploaded to YouTube months ago, but hey, maybe it's new to some of you. Intrigued? Hit the jump for several more. 

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