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After a month hiatus, I'm back with yet another singing review. I only did one of the two games this week because honestly, that's all I had in me. The game I chose was City Connection on the NES. Don't get upset, as the only reason I didn't do Metal Slug was because I couldn't find any good .midi files for that game. When I use the game music as inspiration for the song, I take the midi files, chop them all to pieces, add a bunch of different sounds, and then write lyrics and a melody that goes over it. That's exactly what I did here.

This game is all right. The controls are loose, but feel right nonetheless. The music is so cheesy that it becomes fantastic. The core mechanic, part Donkey Kong and part Pac-Man, works really well somehow. Taken all together, I'm sucked in by this game's charm. 


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I'm a little late posting last week's Mushroom Singdom. A mixture of too much partying, Grand Theft Auto 4 playing, and sheer laziness kept me from posting this sooner. 
 
But anyway ... amazing! Last week was River City Ransom, and then we got Double Dragon! Nintendo is on a roll. And so am I. Using the title screen theme music as direct inspiration, I was struggling to find the lyric and melody. I finally hit on a stark vocal style with lines like, "Two mullets and rat tails...", which I rather liked. Then something strange happened. I noticed that I could sing Michael Jackson's "Beat It," complete with the chorus and everything, directly over this title page theme music. It fit perfectly. 
 
So, I present to you, O Members of Destructoid, a mash-up of a quintessential 80's beat-'em-up, and a quintessential 80's pop song. Check it.

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Is it just me or is River City Ransom even better than I remember it? Don't get me wrong, I loved this game as a kid. I just seem to recall preferring Double Dragon. But whoa! This game is fantastic! For an NES game, the controls are amazingly deep. Also, it's incredibly violent. The animations are just brutal. Awesome!

As for the song,  I struck on this idea of trying to figure out exactly why this "Slick" character is so damn evil. He seems so randomly bad. Could it be that his mother doesn't love him? His dad made him play the piano? He walked in on his parents having sex? I attempt to explore the mind of this psychopath.
 
If you've been watching these Mushroom Singdoms, then you know that I hate turn based RPGs. In general, they just have too much story and not enough action for me. I know everyone loves Phantasy Star. It makes me kind of sad that I'll never really be able to experience thse types of games fully, but such is life. The song uses the actual game music as it's basis.

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They say that life is like a roller coaster. One week you're way up high, basking in the glory of some awesome games, and the next, you're way down in the doldrums dealing with the ho-hum of mediocrity.  
 
Mega Turrican on the Genesis is a lot like Super Turrican on the Super Nintendo. In fact, in the few minutes that I played, they were surprisingly similar. This is a problem for me. I know a lot of people really love these games, but I find them extremely boring. It's strange because all the elments are there: cool level design, good controls and interesting power-ups. The game just leaves me wanting more. 
 
Nine out of 10 people that watch this video for Fantasy Zone have one of those, "OH MY GOD I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS GAME SINCE I WAS 7!!" nostalgic rush moments. It's been great. I live for those nostalgic rushes. As for the song, I used the game music as direct inspiraton, which used to be the only way I made these videos. The reaction has been so positive, I think I'll return to that style. What do you think?

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Wow! Two games that I'm not ashamed to sing about. I loved Bases Loaded as a kid. Played it a lot. Somehow, miraculously, it has stood the test of time and is still completely playable. Enjoyable, even. In my enthusiasm for the game, I went a bit off the deep end with the song. I recently found myself in possession of a piano, and figured a baseball song would be the ideal place to introduce it into the Mushroom Singdom musical lexicon. 

Speaking of introducing new instruments, I'll be you didn't know that I played the banjo! Yoshi's Cookie really did make me hungry. Cookies falling, cookies everywhere, Mario in his chef outfit. Right after I finished this week's songs, I baked a cake. I'm totally serious.

To recap: Two great games, two strange songs, one great week in the land of the Virtual Console.


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Super R-Type is a lot more difficult than I remember it. You get all the way to the end of the level, you die, and it starts you back at the beginning. While writing the song, I had Jonathan Coulton's Portal song stuck in my head. Not that my song even remotely stands up to that one. Holy cow, that's an awesome song. But you can still hear the influence, I think.
 
Spelunker is terrible. It's made by Broderbund, the same folks who made one of my all time nostalgic favorites of yore, LodeRunner. While I can see some slight similarities, this game is just completely flawed. You die way too easily. You fall from a slight distance, you die. A bat shits on your head, you die. No matter what you do, you're gona die and you're gonna curse this game. Simple folk melody for this song. Nothing fancy. 

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It's Friday! I really wanted to get this week's Mushroom Singdom out much sooner, but I've had a crazy week. I launched a new site called Mannmade.tv. When I'm through uploading every song I've ever written (450) and video I've ever made (200), it'll be awesome. But enough shameless plugging, on to the games.
 
Two really awesome games this week, both Japanese imports. DoReMi Fantasy:Milon's DokiDoki Adventure on the SNES is a sequel to the beloved Milon's Secret Castle on the NES. While the original game was decent and makes me extremely nostalgic, the sequel is far superior. As I say in the song, it stands up to the best platformers of the era. I really can't recommend it enough. Puyo Puyo 2: Tsuu is great as well, though gameplay-wise, it's exactly the same as several other classic games (again, see the song). If you've never played this type of game before, and/or if you're a puzzle genre freak, you could do worse than picking this one up.
 
As for the songs, I'm happy with how they came out this week. There's a certain element that comes into play when you literally just stop trying and let whatever comes flow through you. Sounds cheesy, I know (especially since we're talking about two minute videogame songs here), but it's true. What do you think.
 

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I know some people swear by Super Turrican, but to me, playing it for the first time as an adult, it feels like a very average shooter. Despite having great level design, and a few bells and whistles (there's one part where you're being blown backwards by the wind a la Lost Levels), the game play was nothing to write home about. I got bored pretty quick. 
 
It took a few phone calls to friends to figure out how to pronounce Super Turrican. As far as the song is concerned, this is what happens when I don't know what to say about a game. I was really desperate, not really knowing what to write at all, so I just started talking over this rich musical background that I was working on for something else. I rather like how it came out, which once again goes to show that you really never know. Out of a complete lack of inspiration can come something decent.

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After a long hiatus due to world traveling, I am back with some more songs about videogames. This week in the Mushroom Singdom, we've got Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards for the Nintendo 64 and Psychosis, which was on the Turbo Graphix 16.

In terms of the songs, I find it funny because I spent literally ten minutes writing the Psychosis song that I thought came out really well. Especially compared to the Kirby 64 song, on which I spent the better part of an hour. Just goes to show you can never tell what's going to stick and what isn't. 

I wouldn't classify either of these games as a sure thing. Psychosis is one of the most by-the-numbers shmups Nintendo has released on the Virtual Console thus far. Just absolutely nothing original in it. Kirby 64 is all right, but doesn't even come close to comparing to the original game, or even some of the others that came before it. This was the first time I had played it, and even though I was enjoying myself, I felt somewhat cheated by the faux-3D nature of the graphics. Look at Mario 64 and then look at this. Yeah.


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In what may be a rather obvious move, but hopefully entertaining nonetheless, I've parodied Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire", and made it about videogame history.

Now, everything's not totally in chronological order and of course there is a ton of stuff missing, but I think overall it came out pretty well. I'll tell you, it was a bitch to write and record. First getting all of these words to fit together correctly and then singing the damn thing. I wore out my voice several times before I was able to get the final take.

I only took it up through Super Mario Bros. 3 because frankly, I just couldn't write any more. I would love (read: LOVE) it if someone wanted to pick up where I left off and continue the song throughout the different console eras. It already clocks in at a radio friendly 3 minutes, but the original is actually more like 5, so we have some room.

What do you think? Are you up to the challenge? There's a lot of ground left to cover.  


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Two words: Neo Schmeo. Having never played this console as a kid, I don't really have any nostalgia for it. Playing these three games only gives me a severe Street Fighter 2 knock-off head ache. Sure, Fatal Fury adds some interesting elements, but man, the two other games just sucked.

Of course, from a song writing perspective, it is an interesting challenge: Faced with three extremely similar games, I had to try to make each song as unique as possible, not just for the viewer but for myself as well. My favorite this week is Fatal Fury's song. While playing, I started to notice for the first time the array of characters watching the fight. The fist pumpers. The bouncing up and down-ers. And then there's the ones further off in the background who aren't even watching. There's this one guy just kind of staring off into space, and naturally I started to wonder what the hell he was thinking about. 

For the Art of Fighting, I took the line "It's imperative you don't wear shoes!" from the fact that this one fighter would remove his shoes before every fight. I thought that was really funny. Finally, in World Heroes, I wanted to go for a "You Got The Touch!" feel, that machismo faux-rock nonsense. 

I'm really happy with how this week's songs turned out. What do you think? 


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Wow! What a week for the Virtual Console! The Lost Levels is one of my all time favorite Mario games. I can beat it! No really, I can. It's the kind of game I get completely addicted to once I start. The last level is nigh impossible, but once you finish, well, you know the feeling. Incredible. 

For this song, I went down an electronic route, something I dabble in from time to time. Not especially my forte. I'm in Vienna right now doing an Artist Residency (as GameJew), and the apartment I'm living in is big and boomy, something I'm not used to in terms of recording. I had a hard time pinning down the vocals, and I eventually went with (what was supposed to be) a Bowie-esque warble. What do you think?

Sin and Punishment! I'll admit, I had never heard of this game, but DAMN! It's really fun. While I was playing, that funky ukulele hook and then the (brilliant, if I do say so myself) rhyme of "punishment" with  "guninment", just popped into my head and I rolled with it. I think this goes well with the picture, no?

Yay for Virtual Console games that don't suck!


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Upon going back and listening to nine weeks worth of Mushroom Singdoms, I came to the conclusion that I was relying too heavily on my classic "guy and guitar" mold. Since that's only a fraction of the kind of stuff I do, I decided to break out the instruments and diversify. Sure, I only have about 4 hours in which to write the three songs, but that doesn't mean I can't produce them out a little bit.

Not a bad week in VC land. THE LEGEND OF HERO TONMA is fun and frustrating and it gets a regge inspired ditty (That's my favorite song of this week). Kirby's Avalanche is what it is as I say in the song, that type of puzzle game just works formulaically. And of course Streets of Rage 3.  I do prefer Final Fight, though that's probably just nostalgia talking.  I attempted to infuse this singing review with some  modern rock n' roll umph.

What do you think?

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As has already been pointed out, this week's Virtual Console offering isn't quite as brilliant as in recent months, but that makes things a little simpler for me song-wise. The worse a game is, the easier it is for me to write a song about it. I take things in a very strange direction with World Class Baseball, where the overhead view of the out fielding reminded me of Gauntlet. I mean, just look at it! At first, I was going to try to work this association into strict "song" form, but I opted instead to ad lib a talking section. I hope it's funny!

I really enjoyed Yoshi's Story. People on the Internets appear to be somewhat split on this game. It was the first time I had played it. 

And then there's Super Thunder Blade. Oi vey. But of course, true to form, this being the worst game means that I like the song the best. What do you think?


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