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Dante's Inferno-themed burlesque show in LA tonight photo

You like violent videogames?! Do you like religion?! DO YOU LIKE WOMEN GETTING NAKED?! Well if you live in Los Angeles, then you're in for a treat tonight.

Devil's Playground Burlesque will be at the Dragonfly Nightclub on Santa Monica Boulevard as they perform the "Seven Deadly Sins" all while you can play the Dante's Inferno demo in a GameTruck. Tickets are $12 and if you're planning on going, then RSVP to this e-mail. Registering might get you a free ticket to the show or a copy of Dante's Inferno for the Xbox 360. The event starts at 9:00PM tonight.

Check out the promo fliers in the gallery below to see if your $12 will be worth the peepshow and fake LA people.


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The first Mega64 GDC ad showed the convention off as a giant party. The second GDC ad was all about the nerds. Both ads failed to get passed but third times the charm, right?

Well, if you're Anthony Burch, then you'll love this ad! If you're not, then you won't understand it at all but will pretend to know the meaning behind it just so you can fit in with the "in crowd" because the girl with the thick framed glasses is really cute and you think you have a chance but unfortunately for you she's going to commit suicide in a week because she saw a pigeon take a crap and it moved her so much she just couldn't handle life anymore.

Yup.


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Rey chatted it up with the developers behind BioShock 2's multiplayer and got to hear about some cool stuff in regard to the blasphemes mode. BLASPHEMES INTERNET RAGE RAWR!

Jim is crazy thinking that Aliens are better than Predators, the latest episode of Podtoid features Samit talking about #sports, Ubisoft announced Ghost Recon: Future Soldier, Dead Space Extraction might be hitting XBLA/PSN and more happened on 02/09/10.

Destructoid Originals:
Podtoid 137: Pixeljunk Gears of War
What happens if you hate BioShock 2?
How Aliens are blatantly better than Predators
Answers to my 'in the moment' Mass Effect 2 questions

Community:

My Expertise: Sh*t Talking.
Community blogs of 02/09/10
Forum of the day: Game series that need to get back to basics

News:

Schedule for Dante's Inferno DLC revealed
Wada's FF XIII statements confuses his own developers
Ubisoft announces Ghost Recon: Future Soldier
Pre-order Transformers: War for Cybertron, get Shockwave
XBLA sale: Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Turtles in Time, and more
Borderland's General Knoxx gets his own Twitter account
EndWar is 'on the backburner'
Man who read a magazine says L.A. Noire hits in September
Kickstart the Gamma4 event, get some indie games
Level 5 developing PS3 and Wii titles
Fluid dynamics! Q-Games talks PixelJunk Shooter 2
BioShock 2 crap available for your Avatars
Silent Hill composer speaking at GDC 2010
Sam & Max season three outed as The Devil's Playhouse
Nintendo blames piracy for late Aussie release dates
Nintendo awarded $1.5m over New Super Mario Bros piracy
Rumor: Dead Space Extraction coming to XBLA/PSN
Nintendo didn't have you in mind when Pikmin was created
Greg Hastings Paintball 2 announced for consoles
Next Deus Ex likely called Deus Ex: Human Revolution
LEGO Universe beta sign-ups are now open
Battlefield: Bad Company 2 getting free and premium DLC
This is what Metro 2033's special edition looks like
Ezio in Rome for next Assassin's Creed
Dead Space 2 won't be coming to PC
Immortal Empire: Free to play, surprisingly good!
Fans petition for 'classic' Sonic in Sonic the Hedgehog 4
Unannounced EA 'fighting title' coming in early 2011

Offbeat:
Why not? Cloud Strife hacked into Smash Bros. Brawl
Sonic the Hedgehog 4 already exists on SNES

Media:
Finally! Plants vs. Zombies on iPhone ready for next week
Hudson brings Dream Chronicles to PSN, XBLA
NIS changes name of Holy Invasion of Privacy due to IP conflict
A look at Supreme Commander 2's 'The Kraken' in action
NaturalMotion guys explain Backbreaker in developer diary
Explore MLB 2K10's Total Control Pitching and Hitting
Naughty Bear does not approve of Peanut Butter Jelly Time


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The Daily Hotness: Your drill will pierce Rapture photo

Our review for BioShock 2 went up today. It's a great game, but doesn't quite live up to the original. Read our review to see why the game got the score that it did!

We talked to 2K about BioShock, David Cage talks to us about creating mature games, Holmes continues his bosses of No More Heroes 2 feature, you still have some time to win some Dante's Inferno prizes, Dragon Age sequel is in the works and more happened on 02/08/10.

Destructoid Originals:
BioShock 2 director talks about moral choice in games
BioShock and motion control? Only if it's 'subtle' enough
New releases: BioShock 2, Dante's Inferno and more
Podtoid 137 is tonight, if you're interested
Destructoid interview: The music of BioShock 2
David Cage: Creating mature games a 'massive challenge'
Analyzing No More Heroes 2, part 2: The bosses, part 2
2K on BioShock 2 ending leak: It 'won't make much sense'
P.A.D: Madden Bowl 2010 (Outsourced)
Monday Mind Teasers: Robot Unicorn Attack

Community:

Community blogs of 02/08/10
Forum of the day: One handed gaming

Reviews:
BioShock 2

Contests:
Show us your gangster side and win Mafia II pin-up calendars
Win Dante's Inferno prizes by indulging in a sin!

Events:
Nobuo Uematsu is coming to Anime Boston

News:

Nintendo DLC: Blaster Master, Tomena Sanner, Fieldrunners
White PS3 controller coming soon
LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars announced
Shocker: Miyamoto making a MotionPlus games
THQ reveals first UFC Undisputed 2010 details
Dante's Inferno not coming to Middle East (legally)
Molyneux: Fable III reveal will get you 'super pissed'
Dood, Nippon Ichi isn't looking too hot
Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing demo out now
Play the winners of TIGSource's Assemblee compo
Something 'far-reaching from Mass Effect' coming FY2011
EA has two console Need for Speed titles in the works
Aliens vs. Predator demo downloaded 14,000 times on XBL
EA reveals release info for Dead Space 2, next Dragon Age, and more
Surprise: Dragon Age: Origins sold well
All EA fiscal 2011 titles 'will have an online component'
Free Mass Effect 2 DLC: Cerberus armor and a shotgun
EA fiscal report points to NCAA Basketball cancellation
Madden heading to Facebook
Max & the Magic Marker coming to NA WiiWare in March
Holy (foot)balls: FIFA 10 has racked up 9.7 million sales

Offbeat:
Mega64: Say no to blue alien sex censorship

Media:
Rise of the Triad getting ported to the iPhone this year
Meet a zombie T-Rex in Age of Zombies
A look at Supreme Commander 2's 'Bomb Bouncer' in action
Stinky socks are no match for THQ's All Star Karate
Rebellion tells you how to play Aliens vs. Predator
Here's what Need for Speed SHIFT's Ferrari DLC looks like
Here is some Rocket Knight artwork for you


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Freedom of life is a freedom we all are given when we are freed from the confines of our mother's wombs. To take away our freedom is take away that which what makes us free.

Mega64 is against censorship, which is good because that's against freedomness. Mass Effect 2 unfortunately is against freedom and censors itself when sexy things happen on the screen. When I play a game set in the future, I want to see it all.

Unless alien sex involves a Venus Flytrap-like monster popping out of where the vagina would normally be. Then no, I don't want to see that sh*t. That would be gross.


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:: This week's Destructoid Contests (OMG!) ::
Win Dante's Inferno prizes by indulging in a sin!! Click here >>

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Win Dante's Inferno prizes by indulging in a sin! photo

It's a Dante's Inferno mega giveaway of extreme awesomeness this week! Thanks to AttentionUSA and Electronic Arts, we're giving away a bunch of Dante's Inferno-themed prizes this week -- 19 prizes, to be exact! Up for grabs are Dante's Inferno posters, action figures, comics and a shirt spoofing the three wolf moon shirt!

In order to win one of these prizes, we want you to show us your take on one of the nine deadly sins that the Divine Comedy talks about. Limbo, Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Wrath, Heresy, Violence, Fraud and Treason are all things that will send you straight to Hell, and we want you to take a picture or video of yourself committing one of these sins! Whatever the picture or video is, please keep it safe for work and/or don't do anything that could be considered illegal. Also, please make sure you have something that's Dtoidy in the picture and no photo editing is allowed.

The grand prize winner will receive nine posters, a Dante's Inferno action figure and a signed copy of the first Dante's Inferno comic. Eight first-place runner-ups will get the the action figure and a signed comic. Ten second-place runner-ups will each get the signed comic.

In addition, all 19 of the winners will be getting the "3 Cerberus Moon" shirts created by Dino Ignacio, Dante's user interface designer. These shirts were made as exclusives to the team at Visceral Games, and this is the first opportunity for anyone outside the studio to get the shirts.

You have until February 9 at 11:59 PM CST to enter a photo in the comments below. Contest open to US residents only. Good luck!

[Update: Contest open to Canadian residents now too!]


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[New releases is your weekly look at all the hot new titles coming out this week.]

This week sees the release of two major games. BioShock 2 and Dante's Inferno. Both games offer up some good action adventure goodness and we have reviews for both titles already up for you to see if you'll like the games or not.

Other than that, this week is pretty light on releases. All for the best, as games like BioShock 2 and Dante's Inferno in the same week will outshine everything else. What's looking sw33t to all of you? Full list of releases is after the break!

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Show us your gangster side and win Mafia II pin-up calendars photo

Thanks to 2K Games, we have two Mafia II pin-up 2010 calendars to giveaway! The calendars depict some lovely pin-up models in less then ideal situations. And sure, we're already one and a half months into 2010, but there are hot womens in this calendar! Deal with it!

In order to win a calendar, we want you to take a picture of yourself doing your best gangster impression. What that entails is up to you, just make sure something Dtoidy is in the picture. No photo editing is allowed and contest is open to US and Canadian residents only. You have until this Friday Feb 12 at 11:59 PM CST to submit your entry to the comments below.


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As seen on Weekend D: It's the old Donkey Kong Country promo. I truly miss videogame marketing like this. It's just too serious today. Granted, it's our jobs to try and make videogame news entertaining now.

We talked to 2K about BioShock, the new Monthly Musing topic is up, Holmes looked at the bosses of No More Heroes 2, you can win a bunch of Dante's Inferno swag, Sonic might be playable in Mario Galaxy 2 and more happened over the weekend.

Destructoid Originals:
BioShock 2 devs prepared for fan backlash
The Videogame Show What I've Done: Sonic the Hedgehog 4
2K tells us why BioShock 2's multiplayer exists
Monthly Musings: the Areas of my Expertise
Promoted Community blogs round-up for January
Weekend Destructainment: Uhhhhhhhh
Analyzing No More Heroes 2, part 1: The bosses
BioShock 2 devs under pressure to make a compelling story
Darksiders vs. Zelda: A compelling argument
The art of The Journalism Show: Episode 03
2K Marin: The console wars are 'a bit silly'
Indie games don't have to act like indie games
Best of the Network this week
Games of the week for 02/07/10: Super Bowl edition

Community:

How SimCity made me fall in love with Jazz
My Expertise: Super Street Fighter II Turbo: HD Remix and the fighting community
Community blogs of 02/06/10 & 02/07/10
Forum of the day: Careers in the game industry

Contests:
Win Dante's Inferno prizes by indulging in a sin!

News:

Star Trek Online doesn't need WoW players to succeed
More details emerge on Fallout New Vegas
Bit.Trip RUNNER pays tribute to Vib Ribbon and Pitfall!
Sony losing even less on each PlayStation 3
Just Cause 2 gives you the freedom to cause chaos
Pharrell Williams rocks some Mario-themed bling
DISH Network bringing Tetris to your TV
Left 4 Dead 2 update: Special Infected bots

Rare showing off Perfect Dark at X10, we preview it now
Rumor: Sonic the Hedgehog playable in Mario Galaxy 2
Saudis use videogames to reintegrate terrorists
Demon's Souls swings the way you choose for V Day
Developers not developing as many Wii games
Here comes the new Pokemon...
New Blaster Master game coming to WiiWare this Monday?!?
Bungie will be sending Halo 2 off in style
Modern Warfare 2 'care package' patch incoming soon
Alpha Protocol delayed again, this time with reasoning
Toys R' Us all about free stuff this week
Battlefield: Bad Company 2 to have WWII level(s)
PlayStation 3 sales cross 30 million worldwide
Buy two 360 Platinum Hits get one free at Amazon

Offbeat:
Here's some videogame rap music for your morning

Media:
The Prince of Persia movie Super Bowl trailer sans sports
First R.U.S.E. making-of video is shiny
Syndicate art confirms the game was/is in the works
Can I get a hand-clap? Blaster Master: Overdrive video


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[Best of the Network is a look at some of the hottest articles that came out of all the Modern Method Web sites this past week.]

Mr. Destructoid makes his return to yet another videogame! This time it's for Raskulls, a Mr. Driller type action puzzle game. Check out the trailer for it above that was directed by our own Rey Gutierrez.

On Destructoid, Dale listed ten things he loved and didn't love about Final Fantasy XIII. On Japanator, celebrate Man Day with everyone! And on Tomopop, check out the review for the Valkyria Chronicles' Selvaria Bles figure.

DESTRUCTOID

JAPANATOR

TOMOPOP


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[Weekend Destructainment is a collection of funny videos brought together from all across the Internet to bring you entertainment on these slow and boring weekends.]

Frank Howley made a parody of Ke$ha's "TiK ToK" and gave it a very videogame spin. Strangely, it's pretty catchy.

Weekend Destructainment is a little smaller than usual, but there are still some videos here for you to check out. After the break, Dtoider P4KO does a rock cover of some Zelda music. Then the Icarus Kid performs some videogame remixes.

Next up, Patrick Stewart tells us why he's afraid of videogames. Then it's a classic Mega64 video. Next up is the Tetris song. The Destructainment ends with a Nintendo Power promo for Donkey Kong Country.

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Promoted Community blogs round-up for January photo

[Destructoid lets you write blogs on whatever subject you want! The best community authored blogs get promoted and this regular round-up lets you see everything that hit the front page from the previous month.]

Good community blogs get fapped (voted up) and mentioned on the regular Community Highlights feature. The best blogs get promoted, whether for our Monthly Musing series or just being awesome on its own. For January's Musing theme, The Future, we wanted to hear about the bad things games allow you to do. Here's all the Community authored Musings that got promoted:

Hit the break to see the list of other promoted blogs and to see how you can get on the front page of Destructoid yourself!

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While Dale is busy posting videos of year old YouTube virals, I'm here to bring you fresh and current hotness. 8bitduane's music here might sound familiar and that's because Duane isn't a stranger to videogame-themed rap music. He was a part of The Adventures of Duane and Brand0 but now he's doing his own thing and the music still sounds just as good.

8bitduane is building up his own collection of music with help from Robert Sloan and the music videos were created by RZA24. Above is a rap based on the only Mario property that has yet to be whored out by Nintendo. Check out Bad Dudes and Castlevania covers after the break.

[Thanks, Filip]

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DISH Network bringing Tetris to your TV photo

The Tetris Company has dominated the mobile market and has a presence on almost every platform ever. So the only thing left is for The Tetris Company to beam Tetris straight into your brains. Or in this case, straight from your TV.

The Tetris Company and Oberon Media are working with DISH Network to bring the addictive puzzle game right through your Television sets for just $2.99 a month. You'll be able to play Tetris with your remote control and  particiapte in tournaments for prizes and spots on the national leader boards. There will be two game types for Tetris TV -- Marathon mode where you'll have to work through 15 challenges and 40-Lines where you have to clear 40 lines the fastest.

I'm really liking this push for casual social gaming on large scale terms. This is the future, people.

Tetris TV to Puzzle DISH Network Users [Industry Gamers]


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