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INVESTIGATIONS: Miles Edgeworth Web site is now live!

If you are excited about the new Ace Attorney INVESTIGATIONS: Miles Edgeworth game for the Nintendo DS, let me hear you say “Eureka!”EUREKA!Man, I can’t wait for this game. Sadl...
Cursed Mountain official website launches, scares me proper

You already know how I feel about survival horror games if you've read Destructoid or listened to RetroforceGo! for any period of time, so I won't gush all over again about how much I love to tur...
Dtoid Mobile beta 2 -- now 50% faster, more features

Do you read Destructoid on the toilet?  Don't answer that! If you have an internet-capable phone you'll be glad to know that we've upgraded the mobile version of our site quite a bit to make...
Vampire Rain: Altered Species official site goes live

Following in the trend of highly interactive game sites, Ignition Entertainment launched the official site for Vampire Rain: Altered Species today, a game that places you in the role of an elite ...
Dead Island site goes live

Techland's up and coming zombie dismantlement simulator caused quite a stir when it was unveiled at the Leipzig Games Convention, due to its smile-inducing two-hit combo of gorgeously idyllic tro...
E3 implicated in HD-DVD piracy - Update!

   Update!  Today the people of the internet spoke loudly with our mute and persistant clicking of... button things ... meh. Ok, so our founding fathers would call us a bunch ...
Friday Robot Intermission: the robots are always winning edition

Don't you just love it when the work week just blows by? Good, then please tell me how that feels. I've had an E-67 broken hard drive on my 360 for a week and the Texan lady that took my ...
Become big in Japan: writers wanted

We interrupt your video game Web site for this important Destructoid Network announcement. Our sister site Japanator is currently looking for new intern writers, as we are currently in the proce...
Spider-Man 3 game site goes live

Ever get the feeling that you've been neglecting your spidey sense for just too long? Yeah, me neither. But hey, if you're looking for a place to momentarily quench your arachnophilia, to...
Become a Destructoid blogger

The top-secret community blogs feature of Destructoid is currently under a closed beta test because frankly, it sucks ass right now. When we think it's actually worth a damn, we'll let yo...
PWNED! This feature is currently under maintenance

The page you have just tried to access is currently being worked on. We apologize for your incovenience.  Instead, here are the lyrics to Ice Ice Baby.  Enjoy: Yo VIP ... let's...
Bonus Kun's just off the home page option

If you read Destructoid 10,000 times a day, you probably love our unofficial Bonus Kun "just off the home page" feature at the bottom of the page. If you're more of a drive-by read...
Destructoid Christmas contest winners!

So who won the console? You'll know soon enough! We have hundreds possible winners with an average of 10-20 ballots each, so I'm still cutting paper. I tried filming the prep process but ...
Now you can track our most epic flamewars: Dtoid's top discussions

Today the Elephant man silently introduced a new Web site feature that reports the most discussed articles of the week, month, and all time. You'll find the link on the right of the Top 20 B...
Ubisoft dude says online gaming sites rule, we agree completely

Finally, an executive that knows what the hell they are talking about! All praise due Ubisoft UK managing director Rob Cooper, for he has prophecized that online gaming sites are the future. Stra...
Hey business face, send this to yer boss. Dtoid's community wants your budget

For once, gamer girl boners aside, I really just wanted to thank all of our readers, writers, contributors, tipsters, lurkers, forum spammers, and future bloggers for all of the support you'v...
Powerful mojo is coming to Destructoid

In a few minutes we will begin making a few changes to the navigation of the web site. We've consolidated a few menus, spat a little turtle wax here and there, and are in the process of sneak...
New web site feature: track your comments

Don't you hate it when that 200+ comment article you had spent so much time on gets pushed to the 5th page and becomes impossibly hard to track after a week? Of course you do, it happens on e...
Euros can browse porn on their Wii starting Dec. 23

In just a few short weeks, you, yes you will be able to view candid beaver shots like a good lil' boy (or girl) on your Nintendo Wii. Clearly what Nintendo had in mind when they decided to of...
Rock on robots

Thanks to the kindness of Destructoid, I have joined a team. Me! Part of the gang! Wow! Time to get my robot rock on. Hence the pic. That's me in my backyard. Rocking on. So, just a few tidb...
Destructoid maintenace weekend! Yay!

As you may have noticed, we're moving your cheese again. Don't you just love it when we do that? Destructoid has a few new set of features rolling out this weekend, such as the new profil...
Mastiff Games need a Web site designer

Remember La Pucelle Tactics? It was that type of game where I thought, "Damn, I should pick that up." Then, due to lack of funds, I forgot about it, and it faded into obscurity. That sa...
Welcome to the Japanator!

OK, so I stole the title off of NHKにようこそ!, which is a great series. So, it’s finally happened. Destructoid’s younger brother has finally come into this world, and will hopefully...
A thanks to everyone

I just wanted to take this time to thank everyone here for making Destructoid what it is. From Fronz to Faith, from Sheir to Summa, from CTZ to...damn. We don't have any other writers that star...
A thanks to everyone

I just wanted to take this time to thank everyone here for making Destructoid what it is. From Fronz to Faith, from Sheir to Summa, from CTZ to...damn. We don't have any other writers that star...
Friday Robot Intermission & Wii contest clue

Zoom In First of all, I'd like to apologize to all of our loyal and new readers for the down time today. Our on-the-scene Bully trial coverage received far and beyond more press than we were ...
Friday Robot Intermission & Wii contest clue

Zoom In First of all, I'd like to apologize to all of our loyal and new readers for the down time today. Our on-the-scene Bully trial coverage received far and beyond more press than we were ...
And now back to our regular programming

Update 1 -- Ok, we're done tinkering for the night! Thanks everyone for your help as we continue to sort out the bugs and add new features. We will continue breaking the site into the evening ...
The 2K7 Prize Pack winner ... Go Crazy, Dtoid

The results are in and the undisputed rap champ goes to TheMemphisGrizzlies for his Dtoid/NBA 2K7 remix of Young Jeezy's Go Crazy, and also won the pity of the editors by purchasing NBA Live. M...
Destructoid wants YOUR videos!

And then send it to us. At Destructoid, we already know that we're pretty damn good at gaming. Naturally, our readers have their fair share of kick-assery, too. In fact, I'd be willing to bet ...
Sneak Peek at the New Destructoid

We're getting closer to the new site launch! Can you smell it?
Blatant plug: The Last Boss, new gaming blog

Breaking news from Destructoid's supporting-our-friends-department: Fraq is a guy I've known since the second grade. More importantly, he's the owner of DoubleViking and was instrumental in hel...
Web site update - less tabs, more content

If you logged on a little earlier, you might have caught a glimpse of the new site we will be launching this month by the Elephant people. Our focus is bringing you more tools to interact with ...
We fully intend to break the site tonight

We interrupt our own binge video game weekend for a scheduled server maintenace this evening. We'll also be making a few improvements here and there, which may result in very ugly things moment...
Destructoid video chat - jump in with us!

Bored at home, drunk and in dirty underwear from last week? Do your grandparents wrap their sofas in rubber? Great - join us! We're testing a new video / text chat service tonight - jump in wit...
Server maintenance tonight, 11pm EST

Tired of Dtoid crashing? So are we, so we bought some new stuff we can't wait to plug in this evening. We're going to be doing very naughty things to the Web site this evening as we upgrade our...
Server upgrades complete, everything's back

Everything should be working now - the contest, the forums, the comments, the snarky video game blogging. Thanks for sticking with us - DRINKS ALL AROUND!
Holy Traffic Spike Batman, said the server

Hi guys! Just wanted to send our apologies for today's extended crash and rape sonata, it appears we've once again outgrown our britches and need to get some better equipment to host the site....
PJWELCH PWNS A DS LITE FROM DESTRUCTOID

AND THE WINNING NUMBER IS.... 143! Congratulations pjwelch! You can see the results of the contest on the forum - amazingly, only one person picked this number. So, what was the significan...
OMG WE'VE ROCKED OVER 1,000,000 FACES

Just wanted to send a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE thanks to our big family of contributing editors, the fans that send in all those funny links every day, and the regulars - we couldn't have done it ...
Site Update: Someone CTZ set up us the bomb!

You're probably wondering why Destructoid was dead all morning. Has he been hitting the bottle? Smoking crack? Turned to a life of needles? Nope. We actually got mauled by a massive influx...
Now you can get Destructoid in your inbox

Never miss a damn thing ever again! We've added a newsletter feature to the site that you can now use to keep in touch and track back old articles easier from your email. Just scroll halfway ...
Destructoid Shop is now open for bitnezzzzz

SEND US YOUR PHOTOS FOR 50-100% CASH BACK ON ALL ITEMS! Guys - We want to see some Action Photos in our clothes!!! You're like outside wearing our shirt, or on the sofa gaming with your dog, ...
Review: Optimus & Healthcliff Mech Assault 3

I really wish that the official Transformers movie game, but I doubt the studio would appreciate my sense of humor. Maybe another weekend I'll work on that. But alas! First came the blog. T...
Video game forums for video game chat with video gamers about video games. Got that?

Destructoid took advantage of a slow news weekend to chew up the abomination that was once our forums and spit out something thats eh wha OMG PON1ES!!!!!! OK, so we consolidated all the crap a...
Foyo' convenience: dtoid.com = destructoid.com

Ever had one of those days where you've pounded fourteen pints of Bass Ale and keep misspelling words like medula oblangada over and over? Your faulty, lazy fingers shouldn't prevent you from...
More ways to waste time: FilmWad.com!

Just as I'm the video game freak of the group, we have a movie freak - Fraq is a walking encyclopedia of trivial movie knowledge. So it's no wonder that we've given bloody fecal manbirth to a ...
Get yer E3 Destructoid Propaganda

Alright, so our little garage-band blog is jumping on an airplane next week to try to get ourselves on the map. Our mission at E3 is three fold: 1. Cover games. 2. Meet more GAMERS & tell...
New web site navigation, updates

As you've probably noticed we've made some changes to the site this weekend - there's a new dynamic menu that expands at the touch and we've added our most popular rants to the right so that the...




 
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