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Wii porn EXPAND STORY TEXTSSubscribe to this tag Destructoid review: Animal Crossing: City Folk 59 Animal Crossing: City Folk may be the most unfortunately named videogame I've ever played. The Animal and Crossing parts don't really bother me, but that City Folk suffix really gets me dow... Sex game utilizes the Wii remote 17 Ever get tired of the “normal” stuff with your partner? Or perhaps, get exceptionally lonely? The guys at the IT University of Copenhagen may have just designed the game of the future... Earthbound listed by ESRB for the Wii 92 If you have no idea what Earthbound is, than you likely are wondering why I am slapping a big ESRB listing screencopy here like it's big news. If you are a fan, however, your computer has likely ... Complete Sports Pack contains some lovely 'attachments' for your Wii 37 Oh, God! What am I looking at? Wait...oh! These are only Wii Remote attachments. Whew. At first glance, I thought this was the ultimate sex toy kit. It seems the folks at Gizmodo felt the same wa... Warning: playing the Wii may end up in bestial rape 119 It's very easy to get excited playing the Wii. With everything going on, you sometimes feel like you're in the action -- I know I feel that way when I'm playing Red Steel. Well, sometimes people... WiiShaft commerical makes me want to sew my vagina shut 83 If any of you ever catch me looking as retarded as these two girls do playing with this new Wiishaft control thing, I want you to do me a favor. I want you to take the nearest blunt object you ca... Nintendo and their Wii own retail, has a chart to prove it 54 Every once in awhile, Nintendo sends us an e-mail to remind us how awesome they are. You see, sometimes we can forgot. Personally, it's been months since I've turned on my Wii to play a game that... Shameless Wiimote rip-off for the Walmart win 28 Took them long enough, didn't it? After months of waiting, we finally have some cheap, terrible Wiimote knock-off on the shelves of Walmart, in the form of four LCD sports 'games' in an inconveni... Wii games for your vile old grandmother to play while wetting herself 18 I hate old people. I think they take up too many seats on the bus and they smell of vinegar and cat urine. When I see videos mocking the crusty, ancient, decrepit old harbingers of mortality I fe... Co-op mode confirmed for Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles 26 Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles on the Wii seems to get better and better with each passing tidbit of information that comes to light. The latest bit of juicy confirmation from Famitsu tells u... Lightsaber action coming to the Wii? 10 Ever since the gaming community first laid eyes on Nintendo's Wiimote, Star Wars geeks from around the world have been chomping at the bit to get their sweaty hands on a game that lets them t... The best worst game ever: Bikini Karate Babes 2 33 Words cannot describe ... should have sent ... a poet. UK's Official Nintendo Magazine: Resident Evil Edition 6 The UK's latest issue of Official Nintendo Magazine has the markings of greatness stamped all over it. Not only is it featuring what's new concerning the Resident Evil 4 port and the Wii&... Game Informer: Stealing Destructoid's immature jokes since 1946 23 We here at Destructoid pride ourselves and being toward the bottom of the slime pit when it comes to jokes/posts/life ... whatever. And, often times, we catch other outlets either stealing our i... A new Zorro game for the Wii: Is the "Z" for "zensational" or "zero interest?" 20 "Zensational?” Really?505 Games and California-based Pronto Games will be publishing and developing, respectively, The Destiny of Zorro, a Wii exclusive due out at the end of 2007.... MadCatz Wiimote: Built for her pleasure? 13 As if women needed more reasons to stick Wiimotes up their pleasure palace, now comes along MadCatz with a 3rd-party Wiimote that could easily pass as a top-seller at your neighborhood adult s... T&A sells your Wii too 21 The sexy pictures posted by sellers on eBay have done nothing to help sell their PS3s, but knowing this didn't stop other sellers from trying to sell their Nintendo Wiis with some sex appeal... Parents unhappy about porn on Wii 52 Seeing as how this story is already all over the internet, I wasn't really going to bother putting it up ... until Teddy Gage e-mailed it into tips (thanks, dude). Seeing this pop up in more... Weekend Destructainment: Hey, where did that Wiimote go? 15  A boyfriend and girlfriend are sitting on the couch. The boyfriend keeps losing at Wii Tennis. The girlfriend, who is now the worlds best girlfriend evar, decides to help out her dear boyfr... Bikini blonde plays Wii Sports, grunts 3   What, of course this is news! You're probably sick of watching Wiitards throw remotes at their moms, so here is something completely different -- a well spoken half naked blonde w... The men of Nerdcore and a contest (updated) 75 A while back, one of our very own, Wilbo posted his version of the console bikini in the forums and there was much puking. But, at the same time he started something special. The ladies and gay... Best use of the Wii ever? 14 You may have enjoyed a robot humping a pinata, but how about a dog humping a Wii? I mean, honestly, does it get any better than this? I think not. I demand a wind-up-toy humping add-on immediat... Friday Comic Intermission: Digital Unrest 5 Ladies and gentleman, I am a demented pervert. You all should know that by now, really. If you still need further proof of the above statement, look at the picture. See it? I just about died laug... Masturbation via Wiimote 22 Girl Gamer Advance published a now legendary article back in 2002 about the use of a little item called the Trance Vibrator, which came packed with the PS2 game Rez. After the excitement over th... First traces of Wii pr0n (Update) 40 Wii pr0n. We all knew it would happen. It just had to ... ever since the console's official name was announced just prior to E3 2006 in May, everyone and their neighbour has been cracking jok...		Save cash!   See "Black Friday" video game deals New on Destructoid.TV play all videos Loading Destructoid Videos Win this! 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