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Agarest War goes multiplatform, sexy eating fans rejoice

It's been a good season of late for western Xbox 360 owners who love weird Japanese games. Obscure titles like Way of the Samurai 3 and Final Fantasy XIII have all gone multiplatform, and some po...
Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players

Dedicated Counter-Strike players are possessed of an indomitable will, as evidenced recently in Russia where a team promoter tried to shake their nerves during a round of the first-person-shooter...
Forza 3 player isn't banned for breast cancer sticker

We received a few tips this afternoon, pointing to a Forzamotorsport.net forum post, in which user Slim135 says he was banned for a Breast Cancer Awareness bumper sticker as part of his custom li...
Scat porn maker loves Bayonetta and her 'erotic' hair

Japanese porn distributor V and I may have different ideas on what is and isn't sexy, but when it comes to Bayonetta, it appears we're both pulling in the right direction. V is known for such adu...
Bayonetta posters get totally naked

I wish we could get posters this awesome. Today in Shinjuku and Shibuya, Sega put up some Bayonetta posters that feature a rather alluring young lady with her sensitive portions covered in hair. ...
Maxim's 'girls of Dragon Age' gallery is faptastic

If boobs are involved, you can always count on Maxim to have the exclusive. As we gear up for BioWare's awesome looking RPG Dragon Age: Origins, the filthy apes have invited us to look at the wom...
Liz Hurley as Bayonetta? Platinum thinks it would work

Oh, Elizabeth Hurley, my teenage self remembers your lad's mag photographs well. Quite fitting that my former wank material has been mentioned as a live action counterpart to my current wank mate...
Bayonetta art competition ranges from erotic to horrific

I don't read a lot of comics, so I'd never heard of Wizard (a comics magazine) until today. But anytime someone hosts a Bayonetta art competition with results like whatever the hell is going on u...
Huge Breast Fantasy gives free boobs away

The bigger the breasts, the better the fantasy. Japanese (obviously) game Huge Breast Fantasy is one of those titles that give everything away in the name. Put simply, it's a game for people that...
How Bayonetta is blatantly hotter than your girlfriend

Any man with a sane penis will acknowledge that Bayonetta, star of Platinum Games' Bayonetta, is the hottest female to have ever been invented. From the sexy giraffe legs to those prim-yet-sultry...
TGS 09: New trailer for Nier Gestalt is sexy and bloody

As I try not to let myself get too excited for big budget Square-Enix games lately, I haven't really been following Nier: Gestalt. The above trailer has successfully demolished that stance. It's ...
TGS 09: Dante's Inferno 'Lust' screens have demon boobies

Dante's Inferno themes its game around the seven deadly sins, and everybody knows you can't have sin without lust. The "lust" level has finally been revealed, showing off more demonic m...
The Saboteur welcomes you to Belle de Nuit

The Saboteur is going to make World War II games a little different. It's not an FPS, for one thing, nor does it simply place you in famous battles and say, "Shoot the Nazis." You inste...
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 'boob jiggle' commercial is amazing

The latest commercial for Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 is simultaneously the best and worst thing to have ever been created. I think it needs to win some sort of award. Tecmo has been keen to heavily pro...
Nier Replicant will be getting sexy hermaphrodite fun

Nier Replicant has been revealed has been revealed as a PS3-exclusive version of Square Enix's upcoming action RPG, while Nier Gestalt will be an alternative Xbox 360 version. We don't yet know i...
Sue me, my lord! Evony slaps blogger with lawsuit

Evony Online is a free browser-based real time strategy game that enjoys using inappropriate sexual implications to advertise itself. The game creators, Evony LLC, have been embroiled in a rather...
Platinum: Only a woman could design Bayonetta

You'd think that Bayonetta, the ludicrously sexy videogame from Platinum Games, would have been designed entirely by males, entirely for males. However, while chatting with Platinum's Yusuke Hash...
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2's SIXAXIS boobs in video form

A few of you doubted the news that Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 would be getting motion-controlled boobs that respond to your sleazy SIXAXIS movements, but now we have hard video evidence. SIXAXIS? more ...
Porn boss wants adult movies on the PS3

Steven Hirsch, founder of the world's biggest porn film distributor, Vivid Entertainment, has called on Sony to provide HD pornography on the PlayStation Network, declaring that the PS3 has "...
SexBox: new console for playing AO-rated games

Oh my. A San Jose, CA-based company called Silicon Xtal Corporation has registered the name "SexBox" in the US, saying it will be used for "a video gaming console comprised of comp...
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 features SIXAXIS-controlled breasts

This is the breast story I've written today. Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 is coming soon to the PlayStation 3 on September 29, and if you needed any convincing that it'll be a good action title, allow me...
The bouyant breasts of Muramasa's onsen scenes

Vanillaware's Muramasa: The Demon Blade is almost here, and we've already seen enough footage from the game to get a lot of us ready to crack open our wallets for it. But as Spencer over at Silic...
Onechanbara meets Monster Hunter to create Exorsister

You have to admit, the name alone is pretty brilliant. This is D3's latest attempt to bring utter stupidity to the world of videogames. Exorsister is a brand new game that marries hack n' slash a...
Sega and Maxim team up to find a 'real life Bayonetta'

As if there were any doubt that Bayonetta is selling itself primarily on sex appeal, here comes Sega to announce a sleazy partnership with bottom-tier wank mag Maxim. The chuckling monkey men of ...
Gabe Newell is a sexy Victoria's Secret girl

Victoria's Secret, popular purveyor of underwear, is holding a "Body" contest where lovely young ladies can tell the world why they feel beautiful in order to win a free vacation. What ...
Young EGM reader can't cancel new Maxim subscription

What is it about having a child that turns so many women into compulsive complaint-filers overnight? Whenever something happens on TV, on the radio, or in videogames, you can guarantee that a gag...
Porn ads in game magazines show lack of morality?

UK gaming magazines are full of ads for porn, sex toys and dirty phone lines. Anybody who has bought an Imagine-published mag will tell you that they are, in fact, the best bits. However, one Bri...
Have delicious porn beamed directly to your PS3

Japan's DDM.tv has porn. Lot's of scrumptious, wholesome porn. It wants Japanese people to have this porn, resplendent in Blu-ray quality and digitally distributed. It also wants that porn on the...
Sheva becomes real-life sexy calender girl

Karen Dyer, voice of Sheva in Capcom's horror action game Resident Evil 5, has quite an impressive body on her. I know this because I've been drooling over a special calender she's made for the f...
Eliza Dushku: Games almost cool and acceptable for grown ups

Eliza Dushku, leading lady in Dollhouse and voice of main character Rubi in A2M's WET, has been chatting about videogames with the BBC. According to the nice young lady, videogames have nearly be...
Organization demands more female nudity in videogames

Sex in games has become quite a hot topic of late, with titles like Dragon Age: Origins, Mass Effect and Alpha Protocol injecting a little sordid filth to keep things spicy. While some rail again...
ESRB reveals the filthy sex details of Dragon Age: Origins

The Entertainment Software Ratings Board leaves very little to the imagination these days, regularly leaking the juicy, sordid details of every game that passes through its doors. The latest titl...
Man falls in love with ten-year-old videogame girl

A 37-year-old man is currently enjoying what he believes to be a loving relationship with a 10-year-old videogame character. By that, I mean the character herself is supposed to be a ten-year-old...
Chun Li and Mai have a boob fight in Street Fighter art book

If you love Street Fighter and have a thing for art, then you'll really want to get your mucky hands on SF20: The Art of Street Fighter. The book's being put together by Udon (the chaps behind th...
ESRB: Muramasa has a deep cleavage that sways up and down

Ah, the magic of ESRB rating summaries. The beauty of their hilarity comes from the deadpan way in which they're written, completely dry and with no sense of irony as they describe ludicrous and ...
SICK FILTH! Cammie gets nude filter in Street Fighter IV

It's very en vogue for game bloggers to be disgusted by such things as nude patches and mods, but you know what? Screw it. There are pictures and videos of Cammie from Street Fighter IV, complete...
Young Squirting Wife in running for new Yakuza Game

Sega is currently scouring the land for women with cabaret hostess experience to appear in an upcoming Yakuza game. I don't think cabaret usually extends as far as the porno circuit, but 22-year-...
Truth and Reconciliation: Why Persona 4's ending was one of the best I've ever seen

It was brought to my attention that many readers would be unable to enjoy the article thanks to spoilers. As such, I have added a link to the spoiler-free cheesecake gallery. Please think of this...
Evony ads bring new meaning to the term 'booby trap'

Prominently featuring a sultry scrubber in erotic lingerie, with tantalizing text that says, "Best free web game, play now secretly," you'd be forgiven for thinking that Evony was a sau...
Full-frontal nudity 'undecided' for Dragon Age: Origins

Decisions, decisions. Some of us have to worry about which bills need to be paid off first, whether or not we can afford to move house, or what we're doing next with our lives. At BioWare, they h...
Horny nazi tank girls coming to Xbox 360 (in Japan)

I'll be honest, this really isn't too relevant to a lot of people, but I just want the excuse to talk about this game for a second. Moe Moe Niji Taisen Deluxe is a tactical role-playing game in w...
Is Bayonetta still a badass without special effects?

God, just look at her. Her levelf of badassery is light years beyond what the average woman could ever dream of achieving. Also, her hair turns into a giant boot which proceeds to kick you in the...
NG Sigma 2: 14-year-old has huge boobs, new face

Koei Warriors had a recent chat with Team Ninja about Koei Tecmo's first official videogame, Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2. The PS3 exclusive is a reworking of the original Ninja Gaiden 2, with extra feat...
Sega's PSP music game is full of upskirt fun

Hatsune Miku is a popular digital songstress from Vocaloid, a Yamaha voice synthesizer that allows people to "sing" simply by inputting lyrics and melodies. This is relevant, because th...
Everquest and Everquest II getting expansions

So I don't "do" MMOs, but evidently just because the sequel to an MMO comes out does not mean that the original dies out. I suppose that makes sense since people still want to play the ...
Persona should be called "Pimp-sona" and its heroes are enviable pimptastic jerks

You know, I like's me some deep-thoughts 'bout my Persona, but there are times in life when it's okay to be about as deep as a kiddie pool. This is one of those times. The men -- more specifical...
What does my Nintendo DS really need? Oh yeah, tits

Photobucket user astroberry was sitting around one day, and had an idea. "Hey", thought Astroberry, "you know what would look really, really good on my DS? Some boobs."The cro...




 
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