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Crazy enough to work: Left 4 Dead campaigns in L4D2

In this episode of "Adventures in Batsh*t Insane PC Gamer Trickery," we get to see how a conversion of Left 4 Dead to the Left 4 Dead 2 standard is done. Someone was crazy enough to bring the fir...
What the foxtrot? Jurassic: The Hunted gets an XBL demo

I'm starting to feel legitimately bad for giving Jurassic: The Hunted so much positive attention. Some people seem to be mistaking our affection for the game as completely sincere, thinking it's...
Jurassic: The Hunted has screenshots (pics of dinosaurs!)

ROOOOOOAAAAAR! I'm a dinosaur! I've been stomping around the apartment all day, holding my hands up to my chest in a crooked fashion, pretending to be a tyrannosaurus rex. That's how excited I am...
Behold, the coming of a giant: Zombie Panic in Wonderland

There are some videogames that people would rather talk about than play. For instance, folks have spent more than a year prattling on about how much they "appreciate the significance" o...
The ESRB says Tomena Sanner is headed to the states

"Too Japanese" my ass.Sorry about that. Quirky Japanese games sometimes give me "Tourette's of the keyboard",  especially when they are finally announced for release in t...
Reminder: Become Cobra Commander and win an Xbox 360

Hey, jerkoffs! Do you want a free Xbox 360? Of course you bloody do! We have one just waiting to be given to someone in the Destructoid community, and all you have to do is put a bloody blue towe...
Videogame characters whose leg I would hump

Greetings, patrons of Destructoid. It is with a sense of entitlement  great honor that I return to the front page of this fine website, to once again bestow upon you the gift of JOURNALISM. ...
Burlesque goes nerdy at Los Angeles' Bordello club

Ok, picture this: an evening of entertainment provided by hot girls dressed like video game characters who then proceed to take off their clothes for an audience? Uh ... what I've just described ...
Surprise: Japanese use Made in Ore to make bukkake porn

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: if you want something sick and twisted, leave it to Japan. Americans didn't do too shabby of a job showing off what perverts we can be during ...
Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar

Two Dino-tastic robot dinosaurs from outer space have come to Earth to save it from evil ... evilness. You play as either Tyrannosaurus X or Dinomite as they take to the skies and rawr laser beam...
Pole's Big Adventure will have you casting your rod for days

I know I always say Japan gets all the best games, but seriously, the fact that Pole's Big Adventure is a Sega game for WiiWare in which you eat a mushroom and get an erection ... well, I need to...
Microsoft explains why the 360's user interface needed a makeover

Speaking with OXM, Xbox LIVE general manager Marc Whitten recently commented on why the current Xbox 360 dashboard, in addition to the Marketplace, will be replaced for something entirely differe...
These Pure videos are full of pure off-road racing sexiness

I must not have been paying attention when Black Rock Studio's Pure was announced for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC, because the video interview above has me all hot and bothered for some e...
Wits & Wagers on XBLA this Wednesday

The ongoing trend of group-oriented games hitting Xbox Live Arcade will continue this week with the release of Wits & Wagers (800 Microsoft Points), a trivia party game based on (you guessed ...
Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures finally goes gold

Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures, Funcom's DirectX 10-touting MMORPG, has been delayed time and time again, but it seems that the game has gone gold and will make its May 20 release date after a...
Shake it, baby: Poledancing game a possibility on the Wii

 Forget Wii Fit. Peekaboo Poledancing, the only in-home dance pole manufacturer endorsed by Carmen Electra, have a better idea -- a pole dancing game for the Wii.  According to Tec...
Is ScrewAttack looking for a new host? Look no further

As you may or may not know by now, there has been a structural reshuffle over at ScrewAttack. Our fine friends over there have had some well-publicized differences of opinion when it comes to bus...
Deadliest Catch Alaskan Storm: Catch crabs like you meant to

Do you like crabs? Do you like catching them? If so, today is your lucky day. Deadliest Catch Alaskan Storm will be making its way to the Xbox 360 and PC sometime this April. If you're a fan...
BUTTSECKS: There are pedophiles in our videogames!

A Cincinnati NBC news station has a news story up proclaiming that videogame systems are a gateway for sexual predators. There have been some cases in Ohio where some sick bastards have used Xbox...
This could be Nintendo's MGS 4 killer: Line Rider for the Wii

Destructoid's own Sir Jimmothy Sterling has recently made an appeal to the Xbox 360 owning masses to consider the possibility that they may some day be converted to the PS3 dark side. Well now ...
Hands-on with Turok's multiplayer: STAB STAB STAB!

Last week, I got some hands-on time with Turok's multiplayer at an event in San Francisco. The event was held in a ballroom, but you never would have guessed it, as they went all out on the set u...
Halo for your wang. No, seriously.

Already preordered your copy of Halo 3? Decorated your fridge with fan art of Master Chief? Bought a tent to camp out in while you wait in line for Best Buy to open, which you have decorated with...
Hawt and sexy Japanese PSP promotion ad

Action Bastard: I don't give a sh*t what they are saying or trying to say or selling for that matter. Must ... buy ... PSP ... CTZ: Holy hell, that is nuts. I'll take this. Dale/Brad back me up h...
The Tomb Raider and DoA porno movies

While our wonderful sister site Japanator is being molested by an Elephant, I thought I'd take it upon myself to bring you some news from the land of the Rising Sun. Not just any kind of news my ...
Deep Impact; New Call of Duty 4 footage shows full penetration, baby

The above clip -- the newest piece of multiplayer cinematic documentation from the upcoming Call of Duty 4 -- is designed entirely around the forthcoming title's wide array of penetration o...
Spy Hunter film hits oil slick, smashes into wall; 3 dead, 7 injured

Ok, maybe I'm being a bit melodramatic. After all, the news I just came across isn't even Boll-ian in nature. Still, having Paul W.S. Anderson now attached to direct the upcoming action-...
Dirty Dancing game announced: ZOMGROMANCE!!!

I tremble at the logic here. Somewhere, a room full of people not only came up with the concept for this game, but decided it would be GOOD. Blame Codemasters for this fearful turn of events, who...
Hot chick blows into a NES cartridge ... Yeah, that's pretty much it

I love women. I love games. So whenever the two come together like this video, I go crazy.     Really, there isn't much to say about the video. A hot half naked chick seductive...
Squeeze her boobies to go pew!

 File this under the "why in the hell did I not think of this?!" category. Intimate Control was created by Jennifer Chowdhury for her class thesis project. The aim of the game is ...
Miyamoto nominated for TIME magazine's 100 Most Influential People

Every year, TIME magazine compiles a list of the "100 Most Influential People in the World." Out of the 204 nominations this year, readers can vote on who they want to be in the final 1...
Sega to make Marvel games -- guaranteed to be better than Civil War

Hey, Marvel fans! Yeah, all 5 of you. Look, I know Civil War was a total disaster, but the good people at Sega are bringing us some games based on Captain America, The Incredible Hulk, and T...
A new kind of Virgin comes to gaming

Virgins and video games, it's sort of like peanut butter and jelly, really. So, it should come as no shock that the actual company Virgin wants to somehow get more involved with the gaming in...
ZOMG!!! Workman makes a post!

Look. I drink. Sometimes I take pictures that we can't always use on Destructoid. Most of those pictures help me to re-create what happened the night before. If you are not supposed to pee in...
GDC 2007: Crytek2 Engine; thus, I saw the glory of God ... and it was good

If there was one thing to be taken away from Mr. Miyamoto's keynote earlier today it's that all of the women and most of the men in that audience would murder their parents for a chanc...




 
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