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Sex EXPAND STORY TEXTSSubscribe to this tag Lara Croft stripping in Silent Hill!? 70 Oh advertisers, you so crazy! A new commercial for Pringles has appeared that is both awesome and ludicrous at the very same time. It seems to be a rather impressive homage to survival horror ga... Assassin's Creed 2: Sodomy, rape & 'crying as I f*ck her' 45 It's been said before, but someone really ought to compile the best ESRB ratings and make a book out of them. The latest, and perhaps most surprising, of the game rating summaries is for Assassin... Evony uses porn cover ladies to advertise 31 Listen, we all know sex sells, but Evony has taken the idea to a truly unprecedented level by plastering attractive women all over their game that has nothing to do with half-naked attractive wom... Dragon Age: Romancing Morrigan (NSFW) 58 Romancing Morrigan in Dragon Age: Origins is an easy thing to accomplish if you’re a bloodthirsty dark fantasy arsehole like my character is. I just slit a few peasant throats, made some u... Chinese MMO sex verification: Gender identity system 48 You know you've made an MMO character that was not the same sex as your own. Don't lie. Boy playing as a girl? It's fine, right? Not in China. I don't know. Maybe someone got burned by some onlin... Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players 106 Dedicated Counter-Strike players are possessed of an indomitable will, as evidenced recently in Russia where a team promoter tried to shake their nerves during a round of the first-person-shooter... Bayonetta gets Western release date (load the Fap-Cannon) 32 Yes, I know. I only ever write about Bayonetta these days (apparently, writing less than one post a day on a game incorporates 100% of my average ten-posts-per-day quota), but I have legitimate n... Even more Bayonetta costumes (FAPTASTIC!) 83 Fap fap faptastic fapper fap faps fap fappy fappy, fap's fap fapped fap Fapinum Games' Faponneta faps fapternative faptumes fap fap fap faplocked fap fap fapsteryios fappod. Faplished fap Fappa, ... Obsidian thinks sex for sex's sake is ridiculous 41 Sex is something that's popping up a lot in games lately. Dragon Age: Origins and Mass Effect 2 will have it, Assassin's Creed 2 will have it, and Alpha Protocol will have it. However, this doesn... More Castlevania Rebirth screens = more sexy fun for you 42 So, this is what I do with my life now. I find screenshots of videogames and sexy people, put them together, then post them on the internet. Why do I do this? Well, the technical reasons are stil... A Castlevania The Adventure Rebirth screen (and friends) 44 Forgive the less-than-classy use of space up there. I didn't want to stretch the above screenshot to fit Destructoid's header size requirements, and other than decorating the borders with as many... Maxim's 'girls of Dragon Age' gallery is faptastic 51 If boobs are involved, you can always count on Maxim to have the exclusive. As we gear up for BioWare's awesome looking RPG Dragon Age: Origins, the filthy apes have invited us to look at the wom... British paper says Modern Warfare 2 goggles are for pervs 59 As you all know by now, Infinity Ward is offering a pair of night vision goggles with the Prestige Edition of Modern Warfare 2 . As you also may know, British tabloid "journalists" love... How Bayonetta is blatantly hotter than your girlfriend 166 Any man with a sane penis will acknowledge that Bayonetta, star of Platinum Games' Bayonetta, is the hottest female to have ever been invented. From the sexy giraffe legs to those prim-yet-sultry... Bayonetta gets nekked in these NSFW screens 65 Those of you with Japanese Xbox Live/PSN accounts really should have played the (astounding) Bayonetta demo by now, but the rest of you need not feel left out. A new gallery of screens has captur... Assassin's Creed 2 will have DISGUSTING sex in it 51 Is it just me, or has the videogame industry gone sex mad lately? Mass Effect 2, Dragon Age: Origins, Heavy Rain and Alpha Protocol all have erotic scenes packed into the experience, and now it l... Shepard to be sexually assaulted by Subject Zero in ME2 51 A combination of lack of time and other games drawing me away has meant that my copy of Mass Effect has laid dormant on my shelf since about the time the game launched, but considering the badass... TGS 09: New trailer for Nier Gestalt is sexy and bloody 25 As I try not to let myself get too excited for big budget Square-Enix games lately, I haven't really been following Nier: Gestalt. The above trailer has successfully demolished that stance. It's ... Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 'boob jiggle' commercial is amazing 100 The latest commercial for Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 is simultaneously the best and worst thing to have ever been created. I think it needs to win some sort of award. Tecmo has been keen to heavily pro... Bayonetta is Hideki Kamiya's 'ideal woman' 34 Yesterday we talked about how Bayonetta's lead character was designed by a woman, but it's interesting to note that, even though Platinum Games says only a woman could have done it, she was defin... BioWare tells us how you do sex right 17 In our penultimate BioWare story, we told you what the studio thought about the mainstream reactions to sex in videogames. Since the developer is no stranger to erotic digital liaisons, we also a... BioWare tells us when sex will be acceptable in games 28 I'm sure you all remember the ludicrous Mass Effect sex scandal, where FOX News flipped out over a sex scene that they hadn't even watched. BioWare could potentially rekindle those fires with Dra... Porn boss wants adult movies on the PS3 64 Steven Hirsch, founder of the world's biggest porn film distributor, Vivid Entertainment, has called on Sony to provide HD pornography on the PlayStation Network, declaring that the PS3 has "... Bayonetta has a tender mouth 24 That's exactly the kind of news I wanted to wake up to this morning. Bayonetta, the titular star of Platinum Games' sexily sexy action title, has a very tender mouth that has been crafted with lo... 20% of Japanese men polled want love with game characters 34 Knowing what we know about Japan, this figure doesn't feel too surprising. Our real, beating hearts go out to our broken-assed Japanese friends.  In Japan, Konami conducted a lifestyle surve... Record of Agarest War preps for Fall release on PSN 29 Look, either you're the type of gamer that already knew what Record of Agarest War was, and that it was coming, or you're the type that doesn't care for this type of game. Wait, what am I saying?... United Nations calls for ban on Japanese sex games 50 The ludicrous RapeLay controversy just hasn't stopped. The game's been booted out of the United States, torn down from Japanese store shelves, and criticized eight ways from Sunday, but still peo... Sega Japan decides on 8 lovely ladies for Yakuza 4 promotion 22 Sega has been scouring Japan to find real-life girls to become virtual hostesses in the upcoming PS3 game Ryu ga Gotoku 4, better known here as Yakuza 4. Over a thousand girls originally entered,... Gabe Newell is a sexy Victoria's Secret girl 59 Victoria's Secret, popular purveyor of underwear, is holding a "Body" contest where lovely young ladies can tell the world why they feel beautiful in order to win a free vacation. What ... Rumor: Mo-capped love scene could have Heavy Rain censored 53 I studied Italian when I was younger, but that was all pushed out of my mind later while trying to learn other languages. What I'm saying is that my Italian is sh*t, and that I used Google Transl... Sold out: Limited edition Destructoid shirt 217 The limited edition run of "Become" by Ashley Davis! Update: SOLD OUT! Thanks to everyone that ordered. They're being printed right now - we'll have photos and estimated ship times for ... Street Fighter IV concept art is a.) sexy and b.) pencil-y 11 In a surprising twist, newly revealed concept art definitively proves that Street Fighter IV was originally planned as a homoerotic H-game. I'm going to assume that the game was hastily re-imagin... Porn ads in game magazines show lack of morality? 35 UK gaming magazines are full of ads for porn, sex toys and dirty phone lines. Anybody who has bought an Imagine-published mag will tell you that they are, in fact, the best bits. However, one Bri... Gackt getting sexy body involved with Samurai Warriors 3 25 I have a big fat wobbly man-crush on Gackt, and really, who could blame me? The androgynous Japanese singer looks quite unbelievable, and I have made a mission in life to mack Gackt's sack, wheth... Obsidian: Not having sex in RPGs does genre 'an injustice' 44 We've been speaking with Chris Avellone, lead creative designer on the intriguing spy-themed RPG, Alpha Protocol. We've all heard by now that Alpha Protocol will be following in BioWare's footste... Rape games become Platinum games for one Japanese company 29 The controversy over Japan's ... specialist ... gaming media continues following the RapeLay madness, with retailers and developers doing whatever they can to appear more clean and wholesome. Tak... Breast fondling as marketing for Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 48 I'm all for breast fondling, but it has never occurred to me that it could be used as a form of marketing. Leave it to the hornballs at Tecmo to try it out first.In the video below, watch as pass... Organization demands more female nudity in videogames 60 Sex in games has become quite a hot topic of late, with titles like Dragon Age: Origins, Mass Effect and Alpha Protocol injecting a little sordid filth to keep things spicy. While some rail again... ESRB reveals the filthy sex details of Dragon Age: Origins 27 The Entertainment Software Ratings Board leaves very little to the imagination these days, regularly leaking the juicy, sordid details of every game that passes through its doors. The latest titl... SDCC: EA to prostitute its booth babes for you, the customer 36 Oooh Lord. Where to even start with this one? Let's get right to it: Electronic Arts and Visceral Games have cooked up another awful PR campaign for Dante's Inferno called "Sin to Win."... Alpha Protocol's sex scenes are 'satisfying' but 'tasteful' 25 Ah, videogames and their sex scenes. FOX News was right to panic about the sex in Mass Effect, because now every single game in the world is doing it ... and by that we mean a small handful are p... Young Squirting Wife in running for new Yakuza Game 32 Sega is currently scouring the land for women with cabaret hostess experience to appear in an upcoming Yakuza game. I don't think cabaret usually extends as far as the porno circuit, but 22-year-... A Star Radish gameplay video, growing in the wild 9 Ok, if you aren't some sort of SNK enthusiast, bear with me here. Earlier this year, on April Fool's Day, SNK Playmore announced a game called Star Radish, an 8-bit Neo Geo shmup made by a "... RapeLay devs announce a game, lift Dragon Quest designs 14 Capitalizing on the Dragon Quest fever that is currently spreading through Glorious Nippon, RapeLay developer Illusionsoft has announced an H-game suggestively titled Yuusha kara wa Nigerarenai (... Evony ads bring new meaning to the term 'booby trap' 25 Prominently featuring a sultry scrubber in erotic lingerie, with tantalizing text that says, "Best free web game, play now secretly," you'd be forgiven for thinking that Evony was a sau... Full-frontal nudity 'undecided' for Dragon Age: Origins 36 Decisions, decisions. Some of us have to worry about which bills need to be paid off first, whether or not we can afford to move house, or what we're doing next with our lives. At BioWare, they h... BioWare: Sex scenes 'make sense' in some games (i.e, ours) 28 Mass Effect was the center of controversy when it released in 2007, thanks in no small part to insane fundamentalists and the dribbling mongs of FOX News. Despite idiotic sections of America pret... Sexy Time! God of War II 25 [Sexy Time! is a regular series where we take a look at some of the more, shall we say, erotic aspects of video games. It also gives us a reason to post images such as the above. You're welcome.]... Videogame characters that I would have sex with 144 Videogame blogs regularly churn out cynical list columns about sexy videogame characters so that they can appeal to and exploit the legions of horny teenage nerds that scour the Internet for anyt... Japan's erotic game sensitivity continues 50 Ever since the RapeLay controversy, the tradition of the "erotic" game has been a touchy subject in Japan, and we don't mean the good kind of touchy. It seems that certain Ero games mig... 'Ecchi Onee-san Rearing' is a real game, especially on your cellphone 27 [As originally posted on Japanator] Ah, I love catching strange and bizarre cellphone games announcements off of 2ch. It always puts some context to the absolute batshit-insanity surrounding some... Platinum Games blog reveals intimate Bayonetta details 5 Here's a confession: I'm fascinated by game design. As someone with very few creative impulses of his own, I love reading creative people describe how they get work done. Thankfully, Platinum Gam... Koei Tecmo paying people to f*ck in the name of repopulation 41 How do you cure Japanese underpopulation? Have loads of sex! How do you make sure people are having sex? If you're Koei Tecmo, you pay your employees thousands of dollars to do it! That's right, ... E3 09: Bona fide booth babes touching my face video recap 50 I went to E3 to learn about videogames, and I did, but by the end of the show, I had also learned a whole hell of a lot about women. While hoofing it around the show floor, it seemed to me like t... Details emerge from the rape game decisions 29 [As originally posted on Japanator]While I was recouperating over the weekend, a fax was sent out to all the game makers from the EOCS, with details as to what some of the regulations are. Natura... For the last time: rape games are banned in Japan 36 [As originally posted on Japanator]So, this seems like the final update in the whole rape game saga: The EOCS has met, with about 100 representatives total gathering, and reached the nearly unani... E3 09: New WET trailer has a liquid ton of style 26 WET is a stupidly-named third-person shooter that's being developed by a company called Artificial Mind and Movement and published by Bethesda Softworks. Seeing as how we're right in the middle o... First changes from EOCS underway in ero-ge genre 20 [As originally posted on Japanator]We've got new word from Canned Dogs on the changes coming from EOCS talks -- first up is Syrup Soft. Their title has been delayed a week, presumably to change t... Pre-E3 09: Everything you need to know about Bayonetta 15 Ok, that's not true. Everything you need to know about Bayonetta is that she has guns on her feet. Since that's the most badass thing I've typed all week, it should count as enough impetus to pay... TBS misrepresents their report, rape games not banned 28 [As originally posted on Japanator] Well, now I've learned my lesson: Never take TBS news at its word, their report is likely a misrepresentation or even made up. Canned Dogs has an update from t... « NEXT « next - expanded blog view		Save cash!   See "Black Friday" video game deals New on Destructoid.TV play all videos Loading Destructoid Videos Win this! 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