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Sonic Classic Collection coming to DS because we need it

Jesus C*nting Christ! Despite there being roughly ten billion Sonic the Hedgehog compilations, it seems that Sega feels we can always have more, and has recently submitted Sonic Classic Collectio...
Aliens vs. Predator WILL have dedicated servers

Rejoice! Despite doubt having been cast over the presence of dedicated servers in Aliens vs. Predator, developer Rebellion has today announced that the cross-species slaughterfest will support th...
Sega 'considering' a fix for Bayonetta PS3 load times

PS3 fans are getting the short end of the stick with their version of Bayonetta. It's a publisher port of a game developed entirely for the Xbox 360, and it shows. One of the major issues players...
Resonance of Fate is long, fashionable, utterly nuts

It might be telling that the first time I heard of tri-Ace's newest RPG was when it had its name changed from End of Eternity to Resonance of Fate for the international release. It was strange to...
Get a replica gun with Bayonetta in Australia

Earlier today, we told you about the limited edition version of Bayonetta that would be hitting the UK, Spain, France and Australia. Of the four territories, it looks like Australia will be ...
Introducing the Bayonetta special edition

Bayonetta will be the latest in a long line of games that think they're good enough for a special edition, despite being a brand new IP that hasn't had a chance to become prestigious yet. Althoug...
OutRun cabinet getting modded into a drivable vehicle

Someone is going to die. Garnet Hertz is taking a 1986 sit-down OutRun arcade cabinet and is going to transform it into an actually drivable vehicle. Garnet is stuffing an electric scoo...
Resonance of Fate also standard definition TV friendly

After playing Resonance of Fate, I have no idea why you'd play such a beautiful game on a standard definition television. People did it with Dead Rising, and they all had beef with the text size....
Yet another Bayonetta trailer

Yep! Hot off the heels of yesterday's Bayonetta trailer, we have a brand new one for you, this time detailing the infamous "torture attacks" in which our titular heroine humiliates and eviscerat...
Bayonetta PS3 cheaper than Bayonetta Xbox 360

This weekend we talked about how the PS3 version of Bayonetta was selling better in Japan, even though it's a slapdash port of the Xbox 360 version. Now we have an even more interesting compariso...
A look at the many different versions of Bayonetta

Andriasang brings us some video and images of what Bayonetta looked like before she became the vixen we all now know. The video comes via a recent MTV special on the game where we learn that the...
Japan: Bayonetta PS3 sales double Xbox 360 sales

Well, there's no accounting for taste. Despite the fact that Bayonetta's lead platform is the Xbox 360 and that the PS3 version of the game is a somewhat sub-par port by Sega, Japanese gamers hav...
Bayonetta gets Western release date (load the Fap-Cannon)

Yes, I know. I only ever write about Bayonetta these days (apparently, writing less than one post a day on a game incorporates 100% of my average ten-posts-per-day quota), but I have legitimate n...
Obsidian thinks sex for sex's sake is ridiculous

Sex is something that's popping up a lot in games lately. Dragon Age: Origins and Mass Effect 2 will have it, Assassin's Creed 2 will have it, and Alpha Protocol will have it. However, this doesn...
Scat porn maker loves Bayonetta and her 'erotic' hair

Japanese porn distributor V and I may have different ideas on what is and isn't sexy, but when it comes to Bayonetta, it appears we're both pulling in the right direction. V is known for such adu...
No dedicated servers in Aliens vs. Predator, it seems

Hot off the heels of Infinity Ward's controversial decision to scrap dedicated servers in Modern Warfare 2, here's Rebellion with grim hints that Aliens vs. Predator may be following suit. In an ...
Bayonetta has saucy costumes, can turn into a bird

Sega has issued a batch of brand new screenshots today, revealing a number of alternative forms that players can acquire in Bayonetta. The titular hero will have the power to transform into a bir...
Gearbox and Rebellion have friendly Aliens rivalry

It must be odd for two studios to be working on the same game license simultaneously, but that's the situation Gearbox Software and Rebellion find themselves in. Both studios are creating their o...
Bayonetta posters get totally naked

I wish we could get posters this awesome. Today in Shinjuku and Shibuya, Sega put up some Bayonetta posters that feature a rather alluring young lady with her sensitive portions covered in hair. ...
Sega Zippos make me want to start smoking

I'm one of those guys that just looks odd smoking. I don't have the face for it or something. Likewise, I can't wear hats.  But I might take up smoking anyway to have an excuse to carry arou...
Resonance of Fate: Screens, JP release date, soundtrack

I'm all over End of Eternity, Sega and tri-Ace's upcoming role-playing game. It'll be called Resonance of Fate here in the US. Either way, I was blown away by its slick look and crazy battle mode...
Aliens vs. Predator PC supporting DirectX11

I know I'm not one to talk about PC stuff, but I am one to talk about Aliens vs. Predator. The PC version of Rebellions cross-species slaughterfest will be given a graphical boost thanks to Direc...
Bayonetta's Japanese launch commercial is ludicrous

Bayonetta is soon to rape the face of Japan while we in the West have to wait until next year. That sucks, but what doesn't suck is this utterly ridiculous commercial. If you want to watch a cut...
Pics of cab confirm new Sega Daytona game

Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-doot-dooo, Day-ton-naaaah!About a month ago we heard rumors that Sega's crazy-ass arcade racer Daytona USA may be making some kind of comeback.  Now, new pictures of ...
Liz Hurley as Bayonetta? Platinum thinks it would work

Oh, Elizabeth Hurley, my teenage self remembers your lad's mag photographs well. Quite fitting that my former wank material has been mentioned as a live action counterpart to my current wank mate...
Yakuza designer would 'never want to make' a GTA game

Sega's Yakuza series has often been likened to Grand Theft Auto, since both games involve gangland dirty work in the big city. Despite the similarities between the two games, however, franchise d...
Sick of teaser countdowns? Resonance of Fate counts UP!

That's right, folks! In a cynical and silly attempt to be different from all the other lame teaser countdowns that everybody hates, Sega has decided that tri-Ace's new RPG, Resonance of Fate, wil...
Aliens vs. Predator trailer finally brings us the ALIENS

What? Yes! After months of waiting, Sega has finally revealed the Alien gameplay in Rebellion's Aliens vs. Predator. Xenomorph GET! The new video is absolutely amazing, not least of all because ...
Bayonetta: New attacks and enemies to gawk at

A shedload of new Bayonetta screens have arrived, and they look as sexy as everything else in this game. The latest gallery reveals some new attacks and sexy weaponry, as well as a fresh collecti...
Alpha Protocol delay may help visibility

If retailer listings have it right, Obsidian’s espionage RPG Alpha Protocol won’t be coming out of development until this summer -- June, specifically. That’s a mighty delay for...
Sega Taikan Collection: tiny arcades for Lilliputians

In the golden years of arcade gaming, Sega ruled the school with their sit down coin-op arcade machines. Now, any tiny people living in your walls can relive the glory days with Kaiyodo's Taikan ...
Bayonetta art competition ranges from erotic to horrific

I don't read a lot of comics, so I'd never heard of Wizard (a comics magazine) until today. But anytime someone hosts a Bayonetta art competition with results like whatever the hell is going on u...
Sega Saturn flight stick transformed into a robo bug

See that robo-looking bug thing above? That used to be a Sega Saturn flight joystick, the Mission Stick. Remember those? I know! Holy sh*t, right?This is the work of artist James Killinger, a des...
Alpha Protocol arriving Spring 2010, Obsidian is happy

Sega as good as confirmed Alpha Protocol's slip into next year when it updated its official site to read, "Spring 2010," but developer Obsidian has now confirmed the confirmation with a...
Best of Crush 40 (bad Sonic music) is coming!

Crush 40, known by the more familiar name of Those Wankers That Ruined Sonic The Hedgehog Soundtracks For Everybody, is coming out with a "best of" compilation CD, full of their signatu...
Sega offers up delicious USB Saturn pad for PlaySEGA

You may not have heard, but Sega's got this new thing called PlaySEGA, which is a browser-based service that lets you play old Genesis games and such. To both promote and enhance that experience,...
New Shenmue sequel screenshots?

They would have to be, as Sega definitely wouldn't just stick one of its most beloved characters, Ryo, from Shenmue, in a silly racing game as a bonus character.The new Shenmue is located in a......
Phantasy Star Portable 2/Pizza Hut campaign is shameless

Deliciously shameless, that is! Phantasy Star Portable 2 is on the way, and Sega has revealed that it will be joining forces with Pizza Hut in order to fill the RPG with pie-based shenanigans. Ju...
How Bayonetta is blatantly hotter than your girlfriend

Any man with a sane penis will acknowledge that Bayonetta, star of Platinum Games' Bayonetta, is the hottest female to have ever been invented. From the sexy giraffe legs to those prim-yet-sultry...
Platinum Games steadily disowning Bayonetta PS3

We all know by now that the PlayStation is getting shortchanged with Bayonetta. Firstly, the debut of the PS3 version was embarrassing. Secondly, Platinum Games confirmed it was only developing f...
Bayonetta demo: Xbox 360 vs. PS3

Comparison attack! Everybody loves it when two versions of the same game are pitted against each other in yet another grueling battle of the console wars, but at least this time there's a valid r...
Bayonetta, Monkey Ball, Ratchet brighten up Google Chrome

My experiences with Google "Let's make tabs pop out of windows constantly" Chrome hasn't exactly been joyous, but if there's one thing that could tempt me back to the flock, it's the pr...
Have a new dose of this new Valkyria Chronicles 2 trailer

Dale deemed Valkyria Chronicles 2 a worthy successor to the original after getting some quick hands on time with it at this year's Tokyo Game Show, and he's not alone in thinking so -- I think th...
Bayonetta gets nekked in these NSFW screens

Those of you with Japanese Xbox Live/PSN accounts really should have played the (astounding) Bayonetta demo by now, but the rest of you need not feel left out. A new gallery of screens has captur...
Kotobukiya announces 1/6 Bayonetta statue

While at the Tokyo Game Show, I spied the very first evidence of a Bayonetta collectible at the Square Enix booth, as you may recall if you saw the post. I liked what I saw, but I had a strong fe...
Sega's ignorance of Toejam & Earl explained

Sega has always been ridiculously keen to exploit and whore out every franchise that's ever been popular, cramming them into remakes, re-releases and crossover games at the drop of a hat. However...
Shenmue's Ryo Hazuki in Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing!

I know for a fact that none of you have been paying attention to Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing, and really why should you? Um, maybe because RYO HAZUKI IS IN IT!? That's right, the Shenmue s...
Platinum: Bayonetta doesn't look like Sarah Palin, IDIOT!

It seems that Platinum Games has finally had enough of the Sarah Palin comparisons, and I can't say I blame them. That crap got old last year, but that hasn't stopped the "joke" from be...
Here's Bayonetta running on a PS3

Much ado has been made of Bayonetta's sucky performance on the PlayStation 3. Mostly by me, because it's easy to wind people up about that sort of thing. When Sega chose to first show the hot Pla...
Alpha Protocol delay confirmed by Sega

All aboard the delay train, WOO WOOOOO! Yet another game has fell to the might sword of the Postponement Warrior, with Obsidian's Alpha Protocol becoming the latest to get shunted from 2009 to 20...
Sega accepting fan entries for Project Diva Arcade

Sega announced today that they will soon be bringing the Vocaloid-themed PSP rhythm game Project Diva to arcades. Not only that, but between October 15th and Halloween, they'll be accepting fan-c...
Japanese Bayonetta commercial features hot model action

Sega really isn't shy of throwing Bayonetta assets around, and the latest is a very saucy Japanese commercial that features a "real life" Bayonetta sucking on a lollipop and saying &quo...
New Project Diva title is in the works

Considering my high level of personal interest in the musical style called Vocaloid, I brought you as much news as possible on the Hatsune Miku PSP game Project Diva. While the game certainly pre...
Bayonetta demo coming October 8 (and I'll come too)

Bayonetta (the game I want to be inside), will be delivering a demo to the eager masses (and the eager mass in my pants) on October 8 (sexual intercourse). So far, the demo date has been announce...
Sega's Daytona USA being revived with a new name?

Get out your robotic vibrato singing voice, as classic Sega racing game Daytona USA could be making a comeback in some form.Some recently uncovered artwork for an arcade game called Sega Racing C...
Game SERIES Debate to the Death! SF VS MK

I guess last week's debate was a Super Smash Bros. battle on stock mode set for 82 lives each -- truly a debate to the death. The result was not pretty, and reminiscent to those times when you we...
Rumor: Alpha Protocol getting a major delay

Spy thriller RPG Alpha Protocol was supposed to be shipping to stores in the last week of October. We were all going to get our hands on the exciting action of the spy world and see if their whol...
Innex releasing two new systems for Genesis games

Innex has announced a couple of new systems they're releasing that comes packed full of licensed Sega games. First up is their portable handheld unit which has 20 Sega games built in. It will inc...
TGS 09: Sega makes a bloody mess at their booth

Sega hit's all the right marks with their impressive booth, one corner features family friendly titles, sprayed with a nice shade of sky blue. While the opposite corner showcases Baynonetta, in b...
TGS 09: Bayonetta trailer is friggin' ludicrous

I know you haven't had enough Bayonetta news today, even with the hot, hot discovery of a Bayonetta action figure in the works (I will make sweet love to that figure). Treat yourself to this sexy...


 
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