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Activision: Gamers 'demand' to pay more for Call of Duty

Evil publisher Activision loves the color of money, and apparently having the biggest game franchises in the world just doesn't rake in enough cash for the nefarious company. With that in mind, A...
Modern Warfare 2 gets $10 price hike on PC

It seems there is no low to which evil publisher Activision will not sink. Still licking its lips after raising the UK RRP of Modern Warfare 2, Activision has now turned its eyes upon America, si...
Kotick explains how to screw $500 out of a $50 game

It seems lately that every time Bobby "Possibly Had Sex With Hitler's Ghost" Kotick opens his venomous mouth, he says something thoroughly disgusting. The evil CEO of Activision has lau...
Activision wants to take the fun out of making games

Evil publisher Activision is evil, and Activision CEO Bobby Kotick is its dark and villainous ruler. We all know this, but if you needed any further evidence that Kotick is indeed the flame-haire...
Kotick: Videogames can eclipse movies and TV

Bobby "Slightly Worse Than Satan" Kotick, CEO of evil publisher Actvision, believes that videogames have the potential to eclipse movies and television to become the ultimate form of en...
Dante's Inferno will be popular because everyone knows Hell

A few people have complained about the Dante's Inferno promotional team telling consumers to "Go to Hell," but EA Games president Frank Gibeau believes that everybody's favorite realm o...
Microsoft 'destroyed development culture'

Microsoft ruined fun, which is something we all know. However, according to FASA Interactive founder Jordan Weisman, Microsoft ruined far more than that. It in fact destroyed an entire studio aft...
Kotick: I would raise game prices higher if I could

Modern Warfare 2 might be causing a stink in the UK thanks to its disgusting RRP of £54.99, but if you think evil publisher Activision cared, you'd be mistaken. In fact, CEO Bobby Kotick ha...
Pachter: Modern Warfare 2's UK price is an evil test

Michael Pachter, industry analyst and professional guess-barbarian, has stated that evil publisher Activision's decision to price Modern Warfare 2 at £54.99 has nothing to do with a weak po...
New Darksiders trailer may be generic, but it gets my vote

Poor Darksiders: Wrath of War just can't catch a break -- the game's no where near being released (it's slated for August 25), and the general around the internet seems to be that it's just too g...
Activision wants Modern Warfare 2 to sell sh*tloads

Evil publisher Activision has laid out its nefarious plan to make Modern Warfare 2 the best selling game of all time. Since Activision routinely sacrifices lambs and children to satisfy bargains ...
Noby Noby Boy update coming, will include 'offline' multiplayer

Noby Noby Boy creator Keita Takahashi has posted on the PlayStation Blog, revealing a new update is coming to his game. I'm hoping they plan to patch out the pure, rampant Satanism contained with...
Activision promising better, original Wii games. Yeah, right

Activision CEO and drinker of virgin blood Bobby Kotick has promised that evil publisher Activision will be looking to provide better content on the Wii, instead of the cheap ports and endless Gu...
Why the Dante's Inferno criticism can go to Hell

Much ado has been had over Electronic Arts' Dante's Inferno, a God of War-esque action game that has used the famous poem of the same name as its thematic backdrop. As in Dante's epic, players wi...
Dante's Inferno has a video and pictures, will ruin books forever

There have been a number of complaints lodged against EA's upcoming action title, Dante's Inferno, mostly because it looks to be nothing like the book, and apparently serves only to piss upon e...
Videogame consoles now cause skin sores: Their list of crimes grows!

Just when you think that videogames couldn't be blamed for anything else, along come those famous experts to identity a skin condition caused by gaming. "PlayStation palmar hidradenitis"...
Why Noby Noby Boy is the dark spawn of Satan

In the many months leading up to Noby Noby Boy's release on the PSN, I have held firm on one important fact -- that the Boy of the game's title is a dark and brooding hub of black, thirsting evil...
Church's Chicken to help advertise Afro Samurai, seriously

Church’s Chicken is teaming up with Namco-Bandai’s new Surge label to promote Afro Samurai. The chicken chain will offer their support for TV and radio ads, as well as in-store prizes...
Nobi Nobi Boy is Noby Noby Boy, still one of mother nature's cruelest mistakes

I've been calling him Nobi Nobi Boy this whole time, but apparently in the West we're to call him Noby Noby Boy. Whatever moniker he chooses to use, it doesn't alter the fact that he's a scary, v...
Why can't Sonic Team make a good game? Rediscovered revelations give sad insight

Back in 2006, a man was blogging about the problems of Sega while nobody batted an eyelid. His name, though unknown at the time, was Ben Andac, and he worked as a game evaluator and Admissions an...
FPSBrain XB200 Liquid is a drink for gamers, also German

When did energy drinks become a cultural thing? A few days ago in Germany, FPS Brain XB200 Liquid was revealed to the videogame masses, eager for an edge. The drink is being touted as the “...
In-game advertiser: We're not evil, promise!

IGA Worldwide's European publisher relations VP and co-founder Ed Bartlett would like to inform everyone that his company is not evil. Speaking in defense of the ad agency, which is responsible f...
Guitar Hero III's Satanic shenanigans upset musician

Charlie Daniels, the man who wrote and performed The Devil Went Down to Georgia, has hit out at Guitar Hero III for perverting his song and allowing the Devil to win. Daniels is angry because the...
EA would make GTA without Rockstar: That's the implication, anyway

Just what is up with Electronic Arts? EA has gone all-out and dropped pretensions of having learned the lessons that CEO John Riccitiello claimed to have learned. As EA gears up for the hostile t...
Eat Take-Two: For the power hungry dictator in all of us

With Electronic Arts having revealed its fangs of late with an attempted hostile takeover of Take-Two, it was about time that the Empire of the games industry showed the world what it was truly l...
$948 for a Wii? Who would pay that?

Over the Christmas holiday, some people went to pretty desperate measures to acquire Nintendo's coveted Wii. One local woman offered to lease my used Nintendo Wii until she could nab one for hers...
EA admits it 'blew it' with Bullfrog, Origin and Westwood

Longtime readers of Destructoid may know by now that I have a level of quiet respect for EA CEO John Riccitiello, whose statements over his past year as head of the "evil" games company...
15 reasons why EA is pure evil

Electronic Arts is, without a shadow of a doubt, the Darth Vader, Hannibal Lecter and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan of the videogames industry -- a timeless evil, a detestable arch-nemesis f...
Architects of Torment: the anatomy of an awful licensed game

Think back: what's the most awful game you've ever played? Regardless of when exactly you leapt headlong into gaming, chances are that your answer will be based on some movie or television licens...
Xbox Live Artist of the Month: Good Charlotte *Nex stabs himself in the ear*

Talk Xbox has a copy of a press release that Microsoft pushed out recently proclaiming Good Charlotte the "Xbox Live Artist of the Month". From the press release:Fronted by identical t...




 
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