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Platinum Games EXPAND STORY TEXTSSubscribe to this tag Sega 'considering' a fix for Bayonetta PS3 load times 37 PS3 fans are getting the short end of the stick with their version of Bayonetta. It's a publisher port of a game developed entirely for the Xbox 360, and it shows. One of the major issues players... Get a replica gun with Bayonetta in Australia 23 Earlier today, we told you about the limited edition version of Bayonetta that would be hitting the UK, Spain, France and Australia. Of the four territories, it looks like Australia will be ... Introducing the Bayonetta special edition 36 Bayonetta will be the latest in a long line of games that think they're good enough for a special edition, despite being a brand new IP that hasn't had a chance to become prestigious yet. Althoug... Yet another Bayonetta trailer 9 Yep! Hot off the heels of yesterday's Bayonetta trailer, we have a brand new one for you, this time detailing the infamous "torture attacks" in which our titular heroine humiliates and eviscerat... Bayonetta PS3 cheaper than Bayonetta Xbox 360 50 This weekend we talked about how the PS3 version of Bayonetta was selling better in Japan, even though it's a slapdash port of the Xbox 360 version. Now we have an even more interesting compariso... Japan: Bayonetta PS3 sales double Xbox 360 sales 89 Well, there's no accounting for taste. Despite the fact that Bayonetta's lead platform is the Xbox 360 and that the PS3 version of the game is a somewhat sub-par port by Sega, Japanese gamers hav... Bayonetta gets Western release date (load the Fap-Cannon) 32 Yes, I know. I only ever write about Bayonetta these days (apparently, writing less than one post a day on a game incorporates 100% of my average ten-posts-per-day quota), but I have legitimate n... Even more Bayonetta costumes (FAPTASTIC!) 83 Fap fap faptastic fapper fap faps fap fappy fappy, fap's fap fapped fap Fapinum Games' Faponneta faps fapternative faptumes fap fap fap faplocked fap fap fapsteryios fappod. Faplished fap Fappa, ... Scat porn maker loves Bayonetta and her 'erotic' hair 20 Japanese porn distributor V and I may have different ideas on what is and isn't sexy, but when it comes to Bayonetta, it appears we're both pulling in the right direction. V is known for such adu... Bayonetta has saucy costumes, can turn into a bird 20 Sega has issued a batch of brand new screenshots today, revealing a number of alternative forms that players can acquire in Bayonetta. The titular hero will have the power to transform into a bir... Bayonetta posters get totally naked 25 I wish we could get posters this awesome. Today in Shinjuku and Shibuya, Sega put up some Bayonetta posters that feature a rather alluring young lady with her sensitive portions covered in hair. ... Bayonetta's Japanese launch commercial is ludicrous 33 Bayonetta is soon to rape the face of Japan while we in the West have to wait until next year. That sucks, but what doesn't suck is this utterly ridiculous commercial. If you want to watch a cut... Liz Hurley as Bayonetta? Platinum thinks it would work 40 Oh, Elizabeth Hurley, my teenage self remembers your lad's mag photographs well. Quite fitting that my former wank material has been mentioned as a live action counterpart to my current wank mate... Bayonetta: New attacks and enemies to gawk at 13 A shedload of new Bayonetta screens have arrived, and they look as sexy as everything else in this game. The latest gallery reveals some new attacks and sexy weaponry, as well as a fresh collecti... Bayonetta art competition ranges from erotic to horrific 16 I don't read a lot of comics, so I'd never heard of Wizard (a comics magazine) until today. But anytime someone hosts a Bayonetta art competition with results like whatever the hell is going on u... Bayonetta dev isn't gay, thinks Itagaki is an idiot 64 Did you know that Bayonetta director Hideki Kamiya is bald, but isn't gay? Apparently he wanted the world to know that. He also wants to the world to know that he thinks former Tecmo developer To... How Bayonetta is blatantly hotter than your girlfriend 166 Any man with a sane penis will acknowledge that Bayonetta, star of Platinum Games' Bayonetta, is the hottest female to have ever been invented. From the sexy giraffe legs to those prim-yet-sultry... Platinum Games steadily disowning Bayonetta PS3 66 We all know by now that the PlayStation is getting shortchanged with Bayonetta. Firstly, the debut of the PS3 version was embarrassing. Secondly, Platinum Games confirmed it was only developing f... Bayonetta demo: Xbox 360 vs. PS3 87 Comparison attack! Everybody loves it when two versions of the same game are pitted against each other in yet another grueling battle of the console wars, but at least this time there's a valid r... Bayonetta gets nekked in these NSFW screens 65 Those of you with Japanese Xbox Live/PSN accounts really should have played the (astounding) Bayonetta demo by now, but the rest of you need not feel left out. A new gallery of screens has captur... Platinum: Bayonetta doesn't look like Sarah Palin, IDIOT! 43 It seems that Platinum Games has finally had enough of the Sarah Palin comparisons, and I can't say I blame them. That crap got old last year, but that hasn't stopped the "joke" from be... Japanese Bayonetta commercial features hot model action 33 Sega really isn't shy of throwing Bayonetta assets around, and the latest is a very saucy Japanese commercial that features a "real life" Bayonetta sucking on a lollipop and saying &quo... Bayonetta demo coming October 8 (and I'll come too) 42 Bayonetta (the game I want to be inside), will be delivering a demo to the eager masses (and the eager mass in my pants) on October 8 (sexual intercourse). So far, the demo date has been announce... TGS 09: Bayonetta trailer is friggin' ludicrous 65 I know you haven't had enough Bayonetta news today, even with the hot, hot discovery of a Bayonetta action figure in the works (I will make sweet love to that figure). Treat yourself to this sexy... Huge Bayonetta soundtrack on the way 17 The Bayonetta original soundtrack is set to be released November 4 in Japan and will run about $50. That sounds like a lot, but you’re getting your money’s worth as the OST will have ... Platinum addresses Bayonetta PS3 problems, blames Sega 20 A few weeks ago, we talked about how Bayonetta was demoed on the PS3, and how that demo sucked a variety of balls. Platinum Games and Sega had both been quiet on the rather perplexing matter, but... Q: Okami and MadWorld should be embraced by the public 46 Everybody knows what happened to Okami. It was a critically acclaimed game by Clover Studios, but no matter how much respect and praise it won for its beautiful art style and interesting gameplay... Q: Okami and MadWorld should be embraced by the public 46 Everybody knows what happened to Okami. It was a critically acclaimed game by Clover Studios, but no matter how much respect and praise it won for its beautiful art style and interesting gameplay... Platinum Games talks DLC and motion control 10 One problem interviewing developers who don't speak the same language as you is that you tend to end up with very curt replies. I had asked Bayonetta producer Yusuke Hashimoto about DLC, since Ba... Bayonetta is Hideki Kamiya's 'ideal woman' 34 Yesterday we talked about how Bayonetta's lead character was designed by a woman, but it's interesting to note that, even though Platinum Games says only a woman could have done it, she was defin... Bayonetta dev: High degree of difficulty not always good 21 Platinum Games is known for its roster of hardcore, unforgiving, sometimes brutal games, and Bayonetta itself was promised to be a "sadistic" experience. Curious to find out just how ha... Platinum: Only a woman could design Bayonetta 36 You'd think that Bayonetta, the ludicrously sexy videogame from Platinum Games, would have been designed entirely by males, entirely for males. However, while chatting with Platinum's Yusuke Hash... Bayonetta has a tender mouth 24 That's exactly the kind of news I wanted to wake up to this morning. Bayonetta, the titular star of Platinum Games' sexily sexy action title, has a very tender mouth that has been crafted with lo... Sega and Maxim team up to find a 'real life Bayonetta' 29 As if there were any doubt that Bayonetta is selling itself primarily on sex appeal, here comes Sega to announce a sleazy partnership with bottom-tier wank mag Maxim. The chuckling monkey men of ... Word is, Bayonetta sucks on the PS3 88 Have you noticed how Bayonetta has only ever been shown on the Xbox 360 until recently? Well, the less than magnificient debut of the PlayStation 3 version may have shed light as to why. Sega was... Sega planning Bayonetta demo, new screens while you wait 11 Thanks to translation time and the frustrating irrational fear that Modern Warfare 2 has stricken into the hearts of publishers everywhere, the US won't be seeing Bayonetta until January of 2010.... Infinite Space DS shows off more anime previews 14 I'm a sucker for anything Platinum Games makes, so Infinite Space is on my do want list, but even so I'm not sure if I am going to love it or not. What you'll find after the break is the third in... Bayonetta's 'Very Easy Automatic' mode played with one hand 41 It's obvious that when I get to play Bayonetta, I am going to masturbate over it. Hence the quandary: How can I play this game yet still crack off a frothy squirting from my throbby piping at the... GC 09: Bayonetta screenshots make sex with face please! 11 You should all know by now that I lust after Bayonetta perhaps more than is healthy, and the excruciatingly long wait for its 2010 release date isn't helping matters. Sega has seen fit to taunt m... GC 09: Bayonetta 80% finished, I'm 100% horny for it 22 Erection-inducing action game Bayonetta is almost ready, with producer Yusuke Hashimoto proudly proclaiming that it's 80% done. That's good, because my penis is 100% hard right now, just thinking... Get an erection in seconds! Watch Bayonetta video 26 The folks at Gamekyo uploaded seven seconds of Bayonetta footage that tells you all you need to know about Platinum Games' beautiful and sexy console title. Yes, it's just one short clip of Bayon... SDCC: Bayonetta Xbox 360 looks as sexy as the game 12 You have no idea how much I want this exclusive Bayonetta Xbox 360, but since I'm not at the San Diego Comic-Con, I probably never will. Platinum Games and Sega will be holding an event today whe... Bayonetta confirmed for January 2010 in America and Europe 19 Damn it all! I was really hoping to get my murderous hands on Bayonetta before the year was out, but it seems that Platinum Games' sexy and ludicrous action title won't coming to the roundeye cou... Bayonetta's rival looks like Cruella de Vil 8 Platinum Games has been blogging up a storm to promote its upcoming (and highly sexy) action game Bayonetta. In one blog, the team talks about the environments, and in another, we get to learn ab... Bayonetta performing fifty combos and getting her arse out 41 I've made no secret of my burning lust for Bayonetta, especially since playing it and acquiring a massive erection at E3. Seriously, I almost tipped the entire Sega booth over with my tumescence.... MadWorld soundtrack on sale June 30 14 MadWorld is a fun game and one of the best parts of the game, to me, was the outstanding soundtrack. The music is so over the top with different styles yet it's all blended together beautifully. ... Hot Bayonetta scans make me do a sexy thing in my drawers 17 I've been into Bayonetta since I read the first details on Platinum Games' bizarre action title, but ever since playing it at E3, I've become sexually attracted to it. It's not just that titular ... Platinum Games blog reveals intimate Bayonetta details 5 Here's a confession: I'm fascinated by game design. As someone with very few creative impulses of his own, I love reading creative people describe how they get work done. Thankfully, Platinum Gam... Itagaki trash talks Bayonetta because he's out of his mind 49 Yes folks, Ninja Gaiden and Dead or Alive creator Tomonobu Itagaki is back! The controversial developer has returned to his trash-talking ways, pissing on Bayonetta's bonfire despite the fact it ... E3 09: Bayonetta screens make me happy in my pants 16 If you've been reading our E3 coverage this week, you'll have probably picked up on a recurring point with me -- Bayonetta is the sexiest videogame experience I have ever had, and I can't stop fa... E3 09: Bayonetta made me orgasm, for more than one reason 34 Yesterday, we were given a behind-curtains demonstration of Platinum Games' incredibly sexy Bayonetta in action. My initial first impressions were very positive indeed, but after hearing that the... E3 09: First look at Bayonetta 22 Platinum Games is quite the industry darling, with quite a few critically acclaimed action titles under its belt. Bayonetta is the latest title from the studio famed for its hardcore (and hard) a... Pre-E3 09: Everything you need to know about Bayonetta 15 Ok, that's not true. Everything you need to know about Bayonetta is that she has guns on her feet. Since that's the most badass thing I've typed all week, it should count as enough impetus to pay... Bayonetta looks great even in prototype form 20 Some early test footage of Platinum Games' balls-to-the-wall action title Bayonetta has made its way to the Internet, and it has to be said that even as a prototype video, it looks quite sexy ind... Bayonetta's lanky legs and small head aren't that weird 31 While much has been made of Bayonetta's strange giraffe legs, the character's modeler, Kenichiro “Yoshi” Yoshimura, argues that she doesn't look weird at all. According to the man res... Bayonetta gets new trailer and Japanese Web site 30 A brand new trailer, the first in a long time, has appeared for Platinum Games' ridiculous hardcore action title Bayonetta. We finally get a little taste of the game's story, as well as some game... Uh oh: Bayonetta to be 'sadistically' hard 43 If you were under the impression that Platinum Games' Bayonetta was going to be a casual walk in the park, then you might not want to get your hopes up, Game director Hideki Kamiya doesn't want y... Infinite Space trailer looks like an anime that you play 16 Dale North brought you some screens yesterday from the upcoming DS RPG Infinite Space, and today a trailer popped up that we thought you might enjoy. While no actual gameplay is shown, you can ge... Bayonetta screens do little to curb our lust for the game 19 Sega has released a new batch of screenshots for upcoming Platinum Games title Bayonetta, a game that's shaping up to be just my cup of tea. Balls-to-the-wall combat, absolutely ridiculous concep... Latest MadWorld trailer touches my special place 21 I'll happily admit that the Wii does not contain the kind of titles that get my rocks off, but Platinum Games' MadWorld continues to enthrall me with its promise of top-notch violence and comic b... « NEXT « next - expanded blog view		Save cash!   See "Black Friday" video game deals New on Destructoid.TV play all videos Loading Destructoid Videos Win this! 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