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Mario 64 once had a co-op mode
Impish game designer Shigeru Miyamoto is certainly cock-of-the-walk these days with his New Super Mario Bros. Wii and all the four-player chicanery it contains, but it's taken the guy twelve year...
You will never look at Mario the same way again
What is it about this obese Mario mask that makes it so damned terrifying?
My immediate thought was the tongue. Oh God, the tongue! But then my eyes were drawn to the bulbous red nose. Has Mario ...
NSMB Wii release bash: Bucken-Berry and Ala-Gold!
So, I took a five-hour bus ride to New York City yesterday to do some video coverage of the New Super Mario Bros. Wii launch event at the Nintendo World Store. It was supposed to be a four-hour b...
Review: New Super Mario Bros. Wii
It's a-me! Mario! Nick said he's too lazy to write an intro! But he reviewed New Super Mario Bros. Wii and you can read that after the jump! There's also a neat-o video review, too! Woo hoo!
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Super Mario Wii gets its own NASCAR car
I don't watch this "NASCAR," and I don't know who "Denny Hamlin" is, but there's a reason I just typed those two things -- Nintendo.
This Saturday, NASCAR pro Hamlin will get behind the whe...
New Super Mario Bros. Wii: Damn, Luigi is lazy
For completionists, collecting all of the Gold Coins in New Super Mario Bros. Wii (there are three in each world) won't simply be a matter of saying "I did it."
The coins act as currency, ...
Mario and Home Depot: not just plumbing in common
Did you know that decorating Home Depot aprons was a thing? I did not. Shoes I get. Home Depot aprons, not as much. However, when they have a rendition of the first level of Super Mario Bros. pai...
Mario rises up in the latest There Will Be Brawl
The latest episode of There Will Be Brawl is finally here. The new episode focuses on Mario as he tries to build an army to go up against Bowser and his forces. A lot more Nintendo characters di...
World's largest Lego Mario up for auction
Quick, as of this posting you only have 7 dagen and 21 uren to win yourself the largest Lego Mario in the world. In case you're wondering why I'm speaking in Netherlandese (yes, I am well aware t...
Art Attack Friday: Jublin
Art Attack Friday is your weekly look at videogame fan art created by a talented artist.Prepare to have your heart broken as today's Art Attack artist shows no mercy to your favorite Pokemons. Ju...
Pixel Mario art is as adorable as it is stylish
In the fast-paced world of gaming news, it's always nice to take a breather with a low-key, artsy story every once in a while.First up, oZEPPELINo over on the Sprite Stitch Board! forums made a n...
Rumor: Voice of Mario teases new Mario game
I wonder if Nintendo is pissed at Charles Martinet right now? The company is known for it's secrecy, and their tendency to keep new games unannounced for as long as possible. It's hard to imagine...
Cross SMW off the list of unique ways to propose
The hopeless romantic in me sort of cringes at the above video as I'm pretty sure that no girl in the world really wants to be proposed to while sitting on a stool in front of a TV while playing...
New Super Mario Bros Wii is red, shiny, and fancy
I have laid eyes on the final North American retail box for New Super Mario Bros. Wii, and I have to report, it's like no other Wii box you've seen before. Shigeru Miyamoto pulled the thing out o...
Former journo tells Miyamoto that Mario is dead
Earlier this week, wrestling legend and actor "Captain" Lou Albano passed away at the age of 76. In the late '80s, Albano portrayed Nintendo's Mario on the short-lived television series...
Beware the Piranha Plant T-shirt
Each week, Teextile has five brand new T-shirts up for sale and they're only around for one week. Occasionally, they'll have videogame related designs up, like when they had this real life Pokemo...
Portable gaming in a game
I'm not so sure about the practicality level of this, but the awesome level is off the charts. Airz, a forum member over at Ben Heck's site, created a portable gaming system out of a Super Mario ...
Toad is a big gay? That's news to me
It turns out that Toad (of Super Mario Bros) is gay. That's news to me. I always figured with his gruff voice and his Aladdin-style shirtless vest look that he'd be straight. A ladies man, even. ...
This woman is giving birth to a Drybones
I have no idea what kind of men this expectant mother has been sleeping with, but it appears that the result has been a tummy full of Drybones. This ultrasound quite clearly shows an undead Koopa...
New Super Mario Bros Wii as hard as Contra?
Of course I want New Super Mario Bros Wii -- what good retro fan wouldn't? It looks pretty, it's sidescrolling, I can play it multiplayer, there's lots of Yoshi. The list of reasons go on. And pe...
Super hardcore Mario Bros. 2 EXTREME!
You’ll never play Super Mario Bros. 2 the same way again after watching this video. So someone that sounds like the Power Thirst announcer found out about Super Mario Bros. 2 and recorded h...
Grab New Super Mario Bros. Wii on Nov 15
Nintendo announced that New Super Mario Bros. Wii has been dated for November 15 in America, three weeks before another heavy Nintendo hits: Zelda: Spirit Tracks on the DS. If you're not familiar...
Review: Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
Most RPGs these days are stale, boring and almost impossible to differentiate from one another. They all trot out the same turn-based combat, the same angst-ridden characters, and the same "...
Custom made Piranha Plant is scary as sh*t!
I used to think Piranha Plants were cute. That’s all changed after seeing this Piranha Plant model by Deviant Art user Kalapusa. The extreme Piranha Plant was made out of acrylics, clay an...
Mario Kart: The Movie
Brilliant. Brilliant, I say. While you all are watching Hollywood trash like that District 69 and that Julie & Julia & Julio or whatever, I'm saving my movie money for Mario Kart: The Mov...
A lovely videogame-themed musical performance
YouTuber ArachnidianDream arranged and choreographed this awesome little musical performance (after the jump) called "Stop Playing Homework and Do Your Video Games." He and his friends ...
The Mario and Princess Peach sex tape
Finally. The video you’ve all been waiting for your whole life to see. Oh yeah, Mario and Peach so get it on. At first, I thought this was going to be pretty corny but the videogame jokes ...
Louis Armstrong pays tribute to Super Mario World
This video (below the jump) is so clever that I wish I had thought of doing it. I suppose it's better that someone else did, though, as the growly voice tears up my throat.Musical great Louis Arm...
Weekend Destructainment: River City Spawnage
[Weekend Destructainment is a collection of funny videos brought together from all across the Internet to bring you entertainment on these slow and boring weekends.]Music, ads, spawning, and more...
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