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A spotter's guide to videogame bosses
I have defeated countless bosses in my time as a gamer. Big ones, small ones, ones with no eyes and giant tongues that they use as weapons. There are some truly unique and surprising bosses out t...
Ten 'classic' games that did not age well
Videogames are a constantly and rapidly evolving medium. While this means that amazing advances in gameplay and graphics consistently surprise us, it also means that those very same advances are ...
The best and worst '4th' videogames EVER!
See what I did there?To celebrate this magnificent 4th of July holiday, I am going to do a myriad of things: I am going to eat more hamburgers and hot dogs than most people would think physically...
Videogame characters whose leg I would hump
Greetings, patrons of Destructoid. It is with a sense of entitlement great honor that I return to the front page of this fine website, to once again bestow upon you the gift of JOURNALISM. ...
Videogame characters that look like David Bowie
David Bowie, born David Robert Jones on January 8, 1947, is an English musician, actor, producer and arranger. Having been active in the entertainment industry for over fifty years with a stagger...
The most anticipated Nintendo DS games of 2009
You know who I am madly in love with? Fellow editor Colette Bennett. Why, you may ask? Well, first off: look at her! Secondly, she and I share a special bond about how much we adore the Nintendo ...
The most anticipated Wii games of 2009
As much as the general public seems to love the Wii, many hardcore gamers are still unconvinced that the console is worth owning. Despite being the home to quite a few kick-ass games, 360/PS3 own...
The most anticipated PS3 games of 2009
So...2008 just ended, and you probably thought you were in the clear when it came to year-end listmania. Well, you were technically right -- this list isn’t looking backward; it’s loo...
Amazon's top ten DS games are quite encouraging
A while back, I posted Amazon.com's top videogame picks for 2008, based on sales and desire. Considering it was all Wii, and mostly garbage, such a list was an incredibly depressing reflection on...
The ten best mini-games EVER!
If videogames were like Three’s Company -- with the main game being Jack Tripper -- I would say mini-games are like Janet. They are a part of the main game and sometimes even make the main ...
Awfully awesome: Games so bad, they're good
If you play a lot of videogames, then chances are that you play a lot of trashy videogames. Let's face it: in a market as saturated as this one, the crap-to-gold ratio is very unbalanced, and no ...
Thirty rubbish Pokemon: Red/Blue edition
As readers will know, I recently confessed my closet Pokémon fandom and am celebrating my newfound liberation with a selection of Pokémon-themed articles for those who also like to ...
Employing Jack Thompson
As you may or may not know by now, it seems likely that Jack Thompson is to lose his career as a defense attorney. The Florida Bar seems to have gotten the strange impression that he's a lying, m...
The ten best videogame dads EVER!
It’s Father’s Day! Instead of giving your dad a “funny” card or a(nother) tie this year, how about hanging out with him and playing some videogames? Better yet, instead of...
The ten best Metal Gear bosses EVER!
I love the Metal Gear series. In fact, I have an unhealthy obsession with it.When thinking about what to write for this feature in honor of the upcoming PlayStation 3 release of Metal Gear Solid ...
Ten golden rules of Japanese RPGs
The JRPG is a venerable and well respected genre, having survived almost unchanged for decades and supported by a community of hardcore obsessives that drool over every statistic and sweeping, gl...
The five manliest videogame consoles of all time
It has been a long time since I've visited Arthur's Hall of Viking Manliness. Last time Destructoid was there, The Vikings had a article called the 10 Manliest Videogame Characters of All Time. T...
PC World names the most offensive games of 2007
2007 was a banner years for gaming, but that doesn't mean that tripe isn't being turned out at an equal pace. Some crappy games are hilarious though, and I think my world would be a different pla...
GameTap editors pick their top 5 games of 2007
This is the time of year where game news outlets run their top games of 2007 list. GameTap's official list will come early next year, but for now their editors have all listed their personal choi...
TIME names top ten games of 2007
This list ought to cause some waves in the internets. TIME has complied their top ten games of the year, in numerical order, which will certainly but subject to a great deal of disagreement, flam...
The worst ideas in gaming listed
Last week we went over Next-gen's list of the 50 greatest gaming innovations, noting that they forgot tentacle porn in the line up. Now they've put together a list of gaming's worst ideas ever, a...
The 50 greatest game design innovations listed
Pulling together the 50 best game design innovations wouldn't necessarily be a difficult thing, but ranking them in order probably would be. It's a good thing that Next-Gen has done all the work ...
Don't fear the reaper, play him!
In honor of Halloween, GameTap has pulled together a pretty solid list of games that feature Mr. Death himself, the Grim Reaper.The list includes obvious nods to Death Jr. and Grim Fandango, bot...
Life in a video game: the pros and cons
What if tomorrow morning you woke up and your life was exactly like your favorite video game? What would you look forward to doing first? Would you drive down the I-90 in your Pontiac Sunfire at ...
Another top ten 8-bit list for dissection
Would you say the original Legend of Zelda was a better game than The Adventure of Link? I'm pretty sure we all threw the original in a drawer when that one came out, but now that tim...
The top 14 guilty pleasures of gaming
The word hardcore when applied to gamers tends to paint a picture of a person who plays games like Halo, Grand Theft Auto, and Gears of War, not someone who sits with his little Nintendo DS and...
Summa's top ten games that need to be revived
As most of you I'm sure know by now, last night's Epileptic Gaming was pretty much off the hook. But besides our drunken tirades, one of the big things we talked about was our top 10 lis...
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