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Breaking: Monopoly now on Xbox 360 Games on Demand

You thought we reached a new low with that Spongebob Squarepants Rock Band DLC story? Hah. Hahaha. Hahahahaha. Oh, no. We haven't even begun to go low. Monopoly has been added to the Xbox 360 Gam...
Chair drops hints, talks life after Shadow Complex

It's crazy to think how most if not all of us have stopped talking about Shadow Complex as if it no longer exists. It just goes to show, even one of the year's greatest download-only releases is ...
Huh? DJ Hero and NASCAR together at last

In today's edition of "How is This News?," we have got a special report about a collaboration between NASCAR, Target, and DJ Hero. As seen above, Martin Truex Jr.'s No. 1 Chevrolet will...
Water Sports coming to the Wii

There is only one reason why I chose to run this story. You already know exactly what that reason is.
Beyonce wants to be in a videogame

Beyonce Knowles likes Wii Fit. Beyonce Knowles wants to be in a videogame because she likes Wii Fit. This is basically what the videogame industry is boiling down to. "I'd like to get involv...
TGS 09: Scandal! Censorship! Underboob!

Underboob. It's like some rare form of cleavage that is scarcely seen in the real world, and often times when it is it's hardly as good as it looks in the magazines that men get for the "art...
Oh my God! Microsoft STOLE LittleBigPlanet's music!

Today, on what must obviously be an incredibly slow news day, Microsoft has come under fire for BLATANT THEFT, shamelessly stealing the music that was 100% totally invented for LittleBigPlanet. T...
WarDevil is not canceled for Xbox 360! Everyone REJOICE!

What do you mean you've never heard of WarDevil? Surely everybody's heard of this post-apocalyptic game from Digi-Guys that became a PS3 exclusive after the Xbox 360 version was scrapped. I mean,...
SDCC: Sigourney Weaver involved with Avatar: The Game

Don't those two look completely wrapped up and interested in what they're watching? Wait, what are they watching. Oh, right, it's James Cameron's Avatar: The Game. How silly of me to forget.If yo...
Check out these Ghostbusters: The Video Game audio files

We thought this was too cool not to pass on: Terminal Reality gifted Major Nelson with an audio delight this afternoon. The studio behind Ghostbusters: The Video Game handed over four master audi...
Boston Police Dept. will report all zombie attacks

This story can only be spuriously related to videogames by putting a Left 4 Dead spin on it, but it's just too awesome not to write about. A short Twitter exchange between a concerned citizen and...
If you like little girls, we've found you a dress-up game!

Sometimes we get the most random tips sent in to Destructoid HQ, and sometimes we feel the need to chase them up just in case there's an interesting story at the end of them. Every now and then, ...
Remedy silent about Alan Wake ... Silent Hill, that is

Surprise surprise, Remedy cannot comment on Alan Wake. The game that has been in development since man first learned to walk upon his hind legs has no news that can be shared with us. The world s...
Breaking news: Insomniac confirms that Insomniac news is coming

The latest news is that news will be coming, says Insomniac. What this news is, how new it will be, or whether it will be newer than any other news that day is something we won't know until we kn...
Rumortoid: Megan Fox to be the next Lara Croft, excuse to post pics of Megan Fox

A Spanish Web site that I can’t read at all is reporting that Transformers’ star Megan Fox is being looked at to be the next Lara Croft for the third Tomb Raider film. If the third To...
Left 4 Dead star suspected of robbery, shot by cops

In shocking news, it has been discovered that Left 4 Dead star and lovable war veteran Bill has been taking his role as a post-apocalyptic zombie combatant a little too far. Perhaps to protect hi...
RetroforceGO! recording episode 50 tonight: Our cup runneth over

This weekend marks two very important occasions: the official start of Summer, and the start of a second year of RetroforceGO! It's astounding that we've lasted this long, but give or take the fe...
Cliff Bleszinski ditches his nickname, gamers everywhere weep gently

Earlier today, game designer Cliff Bleszinski told MTV Multiplayer that he's opted to drop his world-renowned nickname, "CliffyB." The reasoning behind this controversial decision? He s...
Japan keeps all the boobs for itself: Soul Calibur cover-up scandal?

We're dedicated to bringing you only the most relevant and hard-hitting weekend news, which is why we bring you grave word that Soul Calibur IV's Ivy might show a little less of her fat wobbly ti...
Penny Arcade, IGN enter verbal kumite, provide idiotic filler for Ol' Nexy

There's nothing I like more than kinky sex in dangeous situations, like fellatio in a lion's cage or bondage play with jars of scorpions and firecrackers. Since that has nothing to do with this s...
Activision boss drops his pants in airport: Suffers a Call of Booty

Sometimes a story comes along that really isn't a story, but it's just so stupid you kind of have to run it. Activision CEO Robert Kotick is a man without shame, it seems, as he recently confesse...
Halo novel becomes NYT best seller, just like my novel Jurassic Park

There's been a lot of petty sniping towards Halo from both the anti-Microsoft crowd and the contrarian, anti-mainstream crowd ever since the pre-release hype for Halo 3 began building up, but abs...
Rockin' Stone: You can skip all your life, but not go anywhere

I don't think I have words to describe the majesty of the above footage. It comes from a cell phone game entitled Rockin' Stone and not since Cassavetes' The Killing Of A Chinese Bookie have I ...
Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 site live: Fillerween is a glorious day!

Today is so slow that we bring you the stunning revelation that the website for the upcoming Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 is now live. At the site you can find pictures, your traditional Web 2.0-style...
Trendslut redefined: Nerd Girl X

From time to time our Destructophone tip line is used by marketing folk as a way to get the word out for their latest product. Most of the time we're willing to oblige to a certain extent as thei...
Japanese devs nervous about Wii, tiny singing girls, underwater nuclear testing

IGN is reporting on a story in the Nikkei Business Daily which claims Japanese developers fear the end of the days of wine and roses for Nintendo's Wii. Fears run the gamut from "Nintendo ha...
Destructoid reader warns Jack Thompson about the true evil in America

This letter was shared with us by Destructoid reader Steve Menegozzi AKA kariomart, where he made a shocking and terrible discovery about the true source of corruption in America's youth. Usually...
Happy National Videogames Day! ... no, we didn't know it existed either

I hope your Videogame Tree is up and you've left out your NES controller for Father Gameness, because today is National Videogames Day! Proving that there is indeed a day for everything, from qui...
The only thing we love more than adorable kittens is blatant self-promotion

Watch the above video.Now watch it again and make sure you pay attention to that dude's shirt.Do you have any idea how many tips we get on a daily basis from people who find our merchandise cre...
The future truly has arrived: DDR does Chocolate Rain

I've never made a secret of my distaste for memes. They are just below puns on the Idle-Brooks Official Scale of Humor, and with more repetition they only become more annoying. As they are almo...
Wolf Quest: Et tu Fenris?

On first view, the above video might strike you as one of the most inane, insane, and bizarre-ane concepts ever committed to a series of 1s and 0s, but upon further reflection, I think you have...
True Griefing Tales: This is much easier than actually being creative

Griefing is the all-too-common practice within online games of a player -- generally a youthful one -- entertaining themselves by making life harder for other players. The practice has long been ...
E3 2007: The E3 Eulogy B-Side

When the Gamecock boys announced they would be holding a eulogy for E3, many scoffed, many scratched their heads in bewilderment, and a few even coughed uncomfortably and shifted in their seats. ...
Build your own LEGO Link, become 80% more nerdy than before

I meant to post this yesterday, but was trying to recover from partying with the Pure Pwnage crew, a recovery which consisted mainly of me rubbing my many sore spots, holding my stomach and groa...
History of pre-Street Fighter II pugilism sims; wow, the past really sucked

Hardcore Gaming 101 is an obscure gem of a website that has made a (virtually unknown) name for itself by creating exclusive, encyclopedic features the likes of which Mr. Linde thinks about whi...
My Legomon, let me ... whatever, just click the link

Nintendo's Pokémon empire has become almost completely ubiquitous. It's the most successful Japanese venture here in America since Pearl Harbor, and as such, it's no surprise t...
Lost Planet Colonies; Expansion? Spin-off? The Dutch have no idea.

InsideGamer.nl, the Dutch answer to the once mighty Spanish Armada, has uncovered some mysterious information about an upcoming title sporting the moniker Lost Planet Colonies. The game seems to ...




 
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