games  anime  |  toys
Destructoid is gaming news, community, videos, and sometimes love. Take the tour or jump in with Facebook:

 

Geek Essentials EXPAND STORY TEXTSSubscribe to this tag

Geek chic: Two girls, one Spread Shot, moustache and more

PopCap has a couple of new Plants Vs Zombie shirt designs up on their store. The one you see above and one that says "Your Grass is Mine!" While the second one is extremely facepalm wor...
Geek chic: Real life Pokemons

Teextile has fast become my favorite shirt supplier store on the Internets. Each week, five new designs go up and you only have that same week to get the shirt you want. Teextile has a videogame ...
Geek chic: This Monster Hunter jacket is too much to handle

Oh yes, it's time for another edition of Geek Chic where we look at gaming related fashion. This Monster Hunter jacket is ridiculously hot. With that said though, I’ll never be caught weari...
Life at home with some of the Modern Method staff

The other week, over at Japanator.com, we took a look at what life was like with some of the editors. You got to see our porn, TVs, and cats. Well, I figured that we might as well take a look at ...
NES business card holders might be cool, if we could see them clearly

Now here is a product that I would probably blow my money on without a moment's hesitation: a business card holder with retro flavor, representing everything from Mario and Zelda to Ice Climber a...
Never fear, men: Geek Squad will help you to survive Sex and the City!

So, this weekend marks the opening of the Sex and the City movie. For those of you living under a rock, the popular TV series about four liberated ladies drinking and partying their way around Ne...
BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES! Rent Roman and hear that line day in, day out ... forever

 It has to be said that Roman Bellic is one of the many joys of Grand Theft Auto IV. His determined optimism and love of beeg American teetees know no bounds, and I find him one of the most ...
Geeky gaming goods give you wood... goods

How many times have you found yourself cutting meat (or... celery, for the vegetarians out there) on a plain white cutting board while thinking that something was missing from your life? Me? All ...
New York Times maps the geek universe around Gary Gygax

Here's some chicken soup for the geek in you: the New York Times has mapped out a matrix of all of the things that may have directly benefited for the geekery that was Dungeons and Dragons. It m...
Tetris oscilloscope hack, named Scopetris

Man, I suck at Tetris. It's now to the point where I lose every time, without fail. These days, all I can do is struggle for a few minutes before defeat, and then tell the victor that "at l...
CES 2008: In-game XMB is coming to a PS3 near you soon

It's almost time to quit yer bellyachin', as Sony has finally announced that PS3 owners will soon be able to get into their console's operating system without having to leave the comfort of their...
Bring your WoW character a reality: Your in-game avatar can now be a toy

I'm not a WoW player by any means, but this is still pretty cool news. A company is offering to make actual figures based on people's World of Warcraft characters that they can then buy. Since so...
Ore-naments? More Christmas gifts for gamers

I've got more great goodies to put under your favorite gamer's tree this holiday season. From pretty ornaments to put on the tree to amazing presents to put under the tree, I have a bunch of swee...
Jesu-Chu? Christmas presents for gamers

Everyone have probably already started their Christmas shopping, if they haven't, well then you better snap to it before the only gifts left in the stores are fruit cakes and old copies of Spice ...
The Play:Digital Phantom Hourglass review: can England not afford chairs?

Those of you who are fans of the Legend of Zelda games have probably already sold the necessary pints of blood or stolen the necessary dollars/pounds/Euros from your mother/father/significant ...
Dress like a Dynasty Warrior and win stuff at the London MCM Expo

The London Movie Comic Media Expo is a haven for anime geeks and furries who flock by the hundreds in their Sailor Moon underpants. It's also said to be a little bit rubbish, but this year I have...
PS3 owners, dig out your USB cables; firmware 1.82 hits

The PlayStation 3 firmware revision that Sony's Eric Lempel mentioned a few days ago in Sony's official blog is finally live and available for download. The update, version 1.82, en...
Weekend Reading: Pen and paper versus console RPGs, part 1

The first part in Leigh's "Building a better RPG" mini-series got me to thinking about storytelling in RPGs. I agreed with some of the points in her article, especially the fact tha...
The gamer face: The Hannibal

Surely we all make faces when we game, but rarely is that ultimate expression captured on video. Well, maybe they are, but are any as special as this one, "The Hannibal"? What would y...
Sony's PR man wants to educate you

As far as Dave Karraker, the man behind the media curtain at Sony is concerned, all the bad publicity that Sony has faced is all just one big misunderstanding on our part. Luckily for you, he'...
Another professional gaming channel set to launch ... but in the UK

While pro gaming is certainly huge in the likes of Asia and across Europe, it really hasn't caught on quite yet in the States. We have our own e-sports channel on DIRECTV, but who in the hell...
Better late than never: Pure Pwnage is back

After a slight hold up due to the evils of Adobe Premiere (a pain I know all too well), the first episode of the new season of Pure Pwnage is online and ready for viewing. The internet premiere ...
Subtitles a video gaming necessity?

A deaf gamer has brought up what may well be an very important and overlooked point. In a letter he sent to the ESA, and now reprinted by Kotaku, he points out that a great deal of the modern gam...
I, GameJew: StarFox

Does this little StarFox nostalgia resonate with anyone? Were there certain games you were more selfish with than others?
Epileptic Gaming goes epic this week: Start off today right with a bit of Summa

Our pals over at Epileptic Gaming have got quite the week planned for gamers who like a show that "gets it." I'll be kicking off the stellar week with them today as I drop by to do...
Pro gaming circuit announces a $5 million annual player payroll

Pro gaming is the future of sports. We're starting to see little hints at it now, but believe me, this genre will be huge -- just ask Asia and Europe. The latest step in this growing field is...
GTA IV: Your questions answered

Curious about what Grand Theft Auto IV will actually offer? Will you be able to fly? Will you be able to shoop da whoop? These are burning questions, and I'm sure you all dying to know the an...
GTA IV: Your questions answered

Curious about what Grand Theft Auto IV will actually offer? Will you be able to fly? Will you be able to shoop da whoop? These are burning questions, and I'm sure you all dying to know the an...
Calling all nerds: Lord of the Rings Online event tonight

If you're knee-deep in Lord of the Rings nerdom, then tonight is your night, my young hobbit. Across the country at 11 p.m., there will be various Lord of the Rings Online events to celebr...
Attention gore-hounds: Xbox 360 Elite vivisected for your pleasure

Those crafty fellas at The Llama's Adventures got themselves ahold of a brand new Xbox 360 Elite, a whole ten days before its official street date. Clearly smug and excited at getting su...
Arcade perfect: A tribute to a much missed part of gaming culture

I realised a few months ago that the Christmas of this year marks my 15-year gaming anniversary. I know for a fact that that’s not quite true, as the number of years I’ve actually bee...
Gamerz; gaming sitcom surprisingly not as bad as grandfather rape

A few minutes ago, Matt, one of the creators of the above pilot, sent us an email with the Youtube link and a bag of cash and disembodied vaginas. As much as we appreciated the fact that he has...
Captain Obvious: Bungie officially comments on Halo 3 'X button'

Hate to say this, but Bungie, we already knew what the X button did in Halo 3. But, in case you were one of the many non-interested Halo parties not paying attention, the Halo folks have now cle...
Summa's top ten games that need to be revived

As most of you I'm sure know by now, last night's Epileptic Gaming was pretty much off the hook. But besides our drunken tirades, one of the big things we talked about was our top 10 lis...
The top 20 video game properties

If you're like me, then at one point in your life you got suckered into a free subscription of Game Informer by way of GameStop or EB -- whichever does that stupid thing. Anyway, usually I ju...
Richard Stallman hates consoles, being mistaken for Zombie Orson Welles

Richard Stallman is a large man. A large man with a beard that could easily hide a family of poor, migrant workers from La Migra for days on end. Am I claiming that Mr. Stallman is guilty of hidi...
Company of Heroes follow-up confirmed; Summa does happy dance

Fact: I love PC RTS games.Fact: I love Company of Heroes and what it tried to do with changing the way RTS games are handled.Fact: THQ loves me so much they decided to keep on keepin' on with...
Trivia fact for the day: Spider-Man PS3 font all Kutaragi's idea

There will come a day, maybe 10 years from now, where you'll be sitting around a fire and playing Trivial Pursuit with your yuppy neighbors. And on that day, there will be a question in which...
Destructoid interview: Charles Manning of PLAYXPERT

Chances are you've never heard of PLAYXPERT. In fact, I'm willing to bet 99.99% of you never have. So why are we running an interview with the CEO of PLAYXPERT, Charles Manning? Because ...
South Korean StarCraft championships video leaves me ... well, speechless

Oh the pageantry of two nerds sitting at a computer surrounded by adoring crowds, bright lights and the pressure of being the best ... simply the best. Color me weird, but I always found the wa...
Epileptic Gaming 111: Support our industry buddies edition

We here at Destructoid love to support our friends in the industry who always try to do good work. Tonight, well in about 20 minutes, our buddies over at Epileptic Gaming are about to air Episod...
Now the Gods can alert you when you've got a text

Yes, now you can be even geekier than before by having Okami ringtones on your phone. Dan Zuccarelli over at Bits Bytes Pixels & Sprites took some of the notable sound effects from&...
Microsoft announces pricing for all three editions of Halo 3

It seems like every couple of weeks we get some news chuncklet that fuels the Halo 3 anticipation fire. Well today, that news item is the pricing for the Standard, Limited, and Legendary editions...
Will Wright's Wii-controlled robotic arm

var digg_url = 'http://digg.com/gaming_news/Will_Wright_breaks_arm_builds_Wiimote_controlled_robot_arm'; I just got handed a cool little note about Will Wright from a very special inside sourc...
Video game culture doc Pwned -- worth watching

Reader and Southern Illinois University student John Scott sent us over his senior thesis (a 20-minute documentary) based on video game culture and wow, we hope he got an A on it. John says the...
GDC 2007: What questions do you want answered?

Starting Sunday, Destructoid will land in San Francisco to prepare to change the face of gaming as we invade the 2007 Game Developer's Conference. Then, on Monday, the whole thing begins and ...
GDC 2007: What questions do you want answered?

Starting Sunday, Destructoid will land in San Francisco to prepare to change the face of gaming as we invade the 2007 Game Developer's Conference. Then, on Monday, the whole thing begins and ...
Developer tales: The true story of an abused game tester

[Editor's note: What you are about to read is a true story of an industry veteran and loyal Destructoid reader who has been in the business for some time. Names have been left out to protect ...
Greybush rocks Epileptic Gaming tonight (update)

Destructoid's very own resident grandpa -- Ron "Greybush" Workman -- will be doing a special guest gig tonight on our favorite live web gaming show, Epileptic Gaming. Joining him ...
Get it while it's hot: NES tank art

Looking for some video game art to spice up your seriously lacking bachelor pad? Then take a look at this incredible 18” by 24” print. It's the work of Van Beater and is entitled...
Epileptic Gaming: Live tonight

Our newly-adopted buddies over at Epileptic Gaming sent us a reminder today that their usual live Thursday show is actually tonight. That's right, tonight at 7 p.m. the Epileptic boys will b...
Epileptic Gaming: Live now!

If you've never seen an episode of Epileptic Gaming, well then now is your time. Hosted over at Stickam, the guys at Epileptic put together one of the finest live Web shows you've ever se...
Coolest characters in gaming ... word

Ever questioned who was cool and who wasn't in gaming? For instance: Kratos = cool; Tingle = not cool. Our good friends over at ScrewAttack put together their own little list of cool. Ag...
Supreme Commander demo is ready for action

Get it while it's hot! Gas Powered Games released a demo for their upcoming RTS, Supreme Commander, earlier today. Including a portion of the Cybran campaign, a skirmish map, and three diffic...
Behind the scenes of X-Play: The Musical

Remember when we brought you the monumental vision of X-Play: The Musical? Were you curious of how it all came together? Well, just in case you were, take a look at how it all went down ... beh...
Shhhh! New Xbox 360 drive is sleeping

Apparently, Microsoft has already begun shipping the newly configured Xbox 360s for retail with a quieter DVD drive, called the "BenQ VAD6038 drive." And allegedly, this new drive means...
The basics of Xbox 360 achievements

Ever been curious as to how Microsoft handles or regulates the Xbox 360 achievement system? Well the guys over at Gamerscore Blog figured you were and gave a nice and detailed explanation of the ...
Video game crochet wars: It's on like Tron

Crochet: It ain't all grandmas and stay-at-home moms. No. The video game world certainly knows how to throw down when needed. Check out what one of our faithful readers' girlfriend did on...
The truth about the Miss Video Game pageant

A few months ago I did a story on the Miss Video Game pageant, and at the time I backed the competition and even entered as a contestant. After three months of being a part of the contest, ex...
Halo 3 nerd factor continued: The spike grenade

You may remember when we brought word of Bungie's complete stats and nerd-out over the assault rifle for Halo 3. Well, they've gone and done it again, this time with the new spike grenad...


 
New on Destructoid.TV play all videos

Loading
Loading Destructoid Videos




    Win this!
    24 hour contest time GO: For the Glory (PC)



    Dtoid Twitter    Got news?   tips@destructoid.com

    Reviews & Previews
    Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles review
    Left 4 Dead 2 review
    Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Reflex review
    Arkedo Series - 02 SWAP! review
    EyePet review
    New Super Mario Bros. Wii review
    Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 review
    Gravitronix review
    Mahjongg Artifacts 2 review
    Dragon Age: Origins review
    more reviews
    Online Lessons 101 Monster Slaying in Monster Hunter Tri
    Hooking onto, under and above Just Cause 2
    PS3's 256-player MAG
    Rooms The Main Building
    Skate 3
    Hudson's bringing back the Bonk
    James Cameron's Avatar
    Bomberman Battlefest
    Calling
    Bad Company 2's multiplayer
    more previews


    - The Dtoid Army is 50635 strong -

    Showing Cblogs with 3+ faps   show all

    Call for entries: do the wrong thing

    New to Dtoid? Read the survival guide




     Originals
    Chad Concelmo: The Memory Card .76: Brotherly love





















    More Destructoid Originals




     Popular now more






















    Team Destructoid   tips@destructoid.com
    Nick Chester
    Editor-in-Chief
    Niero
    Founder, publisher
    Jim Sterling
    Reviews Editor
    Hamza Aziz
    Community Manager
    Dale North
    News Editor
    Rey Gutierrez
    Video editor & director
    Anthony Burch
    Features Editor
    Colette Bennett
    Tom Fronczak Brad Nicholson
    Ashley Davis Ben Perlee
    Conrad
    Zimmerman
    Chad Concelmo
    Jonathan Holmes Jonathan Ross
    Brad Rice Jordan Devore
    Will Maddock Matthew Razak
    Dyson Joseph Leray
    Topher Cantler Samit Sarkar
         
      Dexter
    Adam Dork
    Daniel Lingen
    Hollie Bennett
    Joe Burling
    Mikey
    Stella Wong

    Josh Tolentino




     

     
      get involved

    register or login
    post a blog
    post a forum
    enter a contest
    contribute a news tip
    suggest a feature
    be a guest editor
    support

    new member's guide
    login assistance
    tech support
    report abuse
    email our editors
    read our dev blog
    nuclear crisis?
    keep in touch

    RSS feed
    Twitter
    Facebook
    Myspace
    Flickr
    Game nights
    Meetup+play online
    seriously

    about Destructoid
    advertising
    terms of use
    privacy policy
    jobs at MM
    buy our crap
    our network

    Tomopop
    Japanator
    Despingation?




    Destructoid is an independently-run publication forged by our love of video games and the gaming community's need of accountable enthusiast press
    living the dream since March 16, 2006