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Talking to the Needlemouse: The Emerald Hills developers

There's been a lot of talk about the brand new, 2D, high-definition Sonic game. It's been something people have wanted for a long time, and the idea that this could be a sort of “Sonic 4&...
Grue renewed: Fallout 3's Reign of Grelock is playable

Sadly, this article isn't about a Zork remake (not that a text-only game would benefit from bump mapping or bloom lighting) -- I just needed a catchy headline that would attract text adventure en...
A Star Radish gameplay video, growing in the wild

Ok, if you aren't some sort of SNK enthusiast, bear with me here. Earlier this year, on April Fool's Day, SNK Playmore announced a game called Star Radish, an 8-bit Neo Geo shmup made by a "...
Could Close Range be the funniest faux FPS ever?

It's highly possible that it is the funniest faux FPS ever, but I've been known to get worked up over incredibly stupid things before. Then again, haven't we all? The Onion has a first-hand repor...
Dead Rising 2 trailer? Probably not, but this is still pretty cool

I know we cried wolf before, but that was for humor's sake. That other stuff? Definitely not even close to looking real, and even Capcom gave us sh*t for posting that. This at least looks like s...
If you're looking Grand Theft Auto Wii confirmation, this isn't it

German gaming blog, called ... uh ... Games Blog, has posted alleged image confirmation of Grand Theft Auto for the Wii. So let's look at what we have here, shall we?The blog claims to have grabb...
Introducing the wave of the future: The Pii

The worst part about this video is that it's more or less indistinguishable from a real Wii rip-off product advertisment. Vii, Wii, Pii, they all sound kind of like something you might see peddle...
Destructoid exclusive: Alan Wake TGS 08 teaser

A few days ago, a promotion that Microsoft ran for Windows Vista resurfaced on the Internet. It was a drawing for the opportunity to be digitally inserted into Remedy’s Alan Wake and a trip...
Darwin, the Wii Remote one-off: Evolution?

Motus Corporation is showing off their new Wii-mote look-alike, named Darwin. This sword hilt-looking device is supposed to bring better motion sensing gaming to non-Nintendo systems, including t...
I think I'm losing my mind: Extra Mario Bros

 There are times in my life where I think I'm going insane. When I'm up late watching Comedy Central and they actually start dropping the f-bomb despite it being basic cable. When I go to a ...
Fake game Friday: Hatred and Pride

More often than not, modern videogames aren't really about choices. Yeah, we've got branching storylines and local agency, but in pretty much every game there is always a "good" or &quo...
Fake game Friday: Player versus Character

I just finished reading The People of Paper by Salvador Plascencia, and it gave me a pretty unusual (but hopefully interesting) idea for a short, independent game.Initially charting the picaresqu...
Fan made video of Mario Galaxy DS: My jaw's status? Currently at rest on floor

Hi everybody, I'm new here at Destructoid. My name's Jonathan. Nice to be working with you.Now that we've gotten that out of the way, take a look at this fan-made video depicting what could be a ...
Fake game Friday: Ender's Game: Go Bugger Yourself

Orson Scott Card has been talking about making an Ender's Game videogame pretty much since the novels were first written -- yet, after all this time, we've still got nothing to show for it.Today...
Wii knockoff Vii's Chinese television commercial, also disassembly

A few months ago we told you about a Chinese Wii one-off called the Vii. This product steals not only Nintendo's design and control scheme, but also bites from its marketing and advertising mode...
Fake game Friday: Luigi Mario: 1up Attorney

This week's fake game was conceptualized and attractively Photoshopped by pissedcheese, a man whose alias conjures up all manner of unpleasant mental images. In case Luigi's suit and exclamation...
Fake game Friday: Hair Band: Fight for LA

Imagine Def Jam: Fight for NY, except awesome. Such is the high concept behind this week's fake game, Hair Band: Fight for LA. Forumite Shining Wave describes the gameplay as such:It's 1988. Kic...
Fake game Friday: Enigma

This week's fake game isn't so much of a gameplay conceit as it is a really neat story idea which lends itself to videogame narrative. It's called Enigma, and it's brought to you by Dexter345 wi...
Fake game Friday: Desu Baaru

I must say, this week's fake game is officially one of my favorites we've ever showcased. Submitted by Aoi Tsuki and goddamn brilliantly Photoshopped by our own Topher Cantler, Desu Baaru ("...
Fake game Friday: Call of Duty 4.5

It's been a while since we've highlighted any mildly sexist game ideas here on Fake Game Friday. Time to remedy that.This week's game idea comes to you courtesy of Twisted Imp (and Photoshopped ...
Fake game Friday: Cooking Chief: Cook Off

This week's fake game, conceptualized and Photoshopped by forumite ToiletDuck, combines two gaming franchises which -- let's face it -- are more or less made for each other. Cooking Chief: Cook O...
Fake game Friday: Giant Robots Blow Sh*t Up

Today's fake game comes to you courtesy of forumite BigPopaGamer, and, as always, has been conceptualized in a Photoshop by our own Topher Cantler. It's called Giant Robots Blow Sh*t Up -- and gu...
Fake game Friday: Venery Chase

Who hasn't looked at the PS3 Home system and thought to themselves, "You know, the only thing missing here is Bourne Identity-esque intrigue and a gripping, all-pervasive sense of paranoia&...
Wii one-off: China brings us the 'Vii'

GoNintendo found images of what appears to be a Chinese knockoff of Nintendo's Wii, brilliantly name the "Vii". It looks like the creators of this system put the absolute minimum amount...
Fake game Friday: You See 'Em, You Kill 'Em

This week's fake game, submitted by fearian (and Photoshopped by our own Topher Cantler), is only for the hardcore. And when I say "hardcore," I mean it in the Diablo II sense of the wo...
Fake game Friday: Capcom Hearts

Today's fake game comes to you courtesy of Pwn Daddy (with a Photoshop by our own Topher Cantler, of course), and I'd play it in a heartbeat if only to see Mega Man and Mike Haggar on the same s...
Fake game Friday: BurgerShock

From a title conceptualized by our own Brad Rice and Photoshopped by Topher Cantler, this week's fake game is one for the record books.Considering both Sneak King and BioShock are based off the U...
Games time forgot: The Getaway: Black Monday

I'll admit it -- I've got a soft spot in my heart for extremely flawed games. The Getaway: Black Monday could never be mistaken for a great game, but hell if I don't enjoy it: for in addition to ...
Fake game Friday: Rayman Raving Rabbids: The MMO (RRRMMO)

The specifics of this week's fake game are probably best left to the imagination -- for everyone's sake. Conceptualized by electro lemon, Rayman Raving Rabbids: the MMO may very well have been cr...
Fake game Friday: Pokemon Golden Sun Revolution

This week's fake game idea and Photoshop come to you courtesy of forumite Alanar -- though I use the word "forumite" loosely, considering the dude only registered to post the following...
Fake game Friday: Frank Herbert's Dune Golf

Let's be honest: who hasn't looked at the vast dunes of Arrakis and thought to themselves, "That's one sand trap I would never get out of"? Most people, probably. But not forumite BetaM...
Fake game Friday: Enchanted Arms Dealer

This week's fake game comes to you courtesy of forumite the GAMEGOBLIN, who also Photoshopped the above screenshot. According to Goblin:Three friends, a dumb-ass, a smart-ass, and one who likes t...
Fake game Friday: I'm Not Good With Names, You Make One Up

This week's much-belated fake game, created by forumite Chwoka, can be briefly described with the following sentence: "YOU'VE GOT A FREAKIN' TIME MACHINE. AND IT'S AWESOME!"I'm aware t...
Fake game Friday: Chocobitch Tales

Here at Destructoid, we love it when our readers do the work for us -- case in point, this week's fake game idea. Conceptualized and Photoshopped by forumite BFeld13, it's called Chocobit...
Fake game Friday: Talladega NiGHTS

If you don't like this week's fake game idea, blame Aaron Linde -- it was his idea. I could literally not know less about either of these franchises, suffice it to say that I imagine thi...
Games time forgot: Spycraft

At first glance, this week's forgotten game might not seem like anything special. The graphics are dated, the story is developed almost entirely through hammy FMV cutscenes, and 99 percent of...
Fake game Friday: Onimusha: The Game: The Movie: The Game: Starring Jean Reno

This week's fake game is one for the record books, and it's brought to you courtesy of tazarthayoot and, as always, Fronz's mad Photoshop skills. The game is Onimusha: The Game: The ...
Fake game Friday -- Hellgate: Lon Lon

This week's fake game comes from forumite FireofEvil. He only gave us the title, Hellgate: Lon Lon, but we assume you can figure out what follows. Hyrule is under attack. Demons have ove...
Fake game Friday: The Manicurist

This week's fake game comes from forumite Adamska. It's called The Manicurist, and it looks to revolutionize the way gamers virtually clip their nails. Always dreamed of clipping nails a...
Fake game Friday: Unreal Warfare, SNES Edition

Love action, but can't stand first-person shooters? Love the Unreal series, but think the graphics are too pretty? Forumite Xabora has the game for you. It's called Unreal Warfare, which...
Fake game Friday: Z-Day: The Zombie Wars

Yay, double colons!Anyway, this week's fake game comes from forumite Farktoid, the guy responsible for yet another Dtoid fake game, Tuition. The game is Z-Day: The Zombie Wars, and it may be...
Fake Game Friday: CtGoWaCHF2T, tFScotSotTKVSoL: R

Are you ready for the most action-packed, all-inclusive video game ever made? Forumite Bahamut_Zero certainly was. This week's fake game -- described as a puzzle-based action shmup MMORPGRTS...
Fake game Friday: Revolution!

This week's FGF, from forumite grrza, may sound familiar. Conceptually, it's a political revolution simulator: the player starts as one man and slowly builds a political base before overt...
Fake game friday: Paction Man: The Curse of the Stringy Limbs

The format for these Fake Game Fridays is typically set in stone. Usually, a forumite posts a fake game idea, I go to Fronz, and Fronz makes a Photoshopped image of the game art. But in this inst...
Fake ExciteTruck 2 shots! BBQ! FOXES!

Why does every jerk in art school take it upon himself to cause mass fanboy hysteria with phony video game mock-ups? Because they can. Luckily, a liberal arts degree can leave you light in the ve...
Halo 3 beta video? Probably not, but here it is anyway

I'm going to go out on a limb and say this isn't really a leaked Halo 3 beta video, but you never know -- it could be. Think Bungie and MS are upset? I'd love to find out. For now,...
Fake game friday: Leisure Suit Luigi

Another week, another fake game. This week's fake game is brought to you by Dtoid forumite blueskies. His (I'm assuming it's a him) idea combines the innocent platforming elements of...
Fake game friday: Child Welfare Extreme

 This week's fake game comes from michiyoyoshiku, a forum member who has more letters in his name than actual posts. If you need an idea of what the game is like, simply look above: imag...
Fake game Friday: Destructoid Fanboy Hunter

This week's fake game is a combination of a few tehuberone Photoshops and a short SyKo-KlOwN proposition. It's called Destructoid Fanboy Hunter, and it's exactly what it sounds like....
April Fools: Greatest Hits

Ah April Fools… this is the time of year I like to have an authoritative-sounding man call my mother and tell her I was in a horrible car accident. Then as they're lowering the caske...
OOT2D creator not quite dead

I wish I could say "I told you so", but I didn't write the post. But if I did go through with some long-winded rant about how Richard Denton, creator of the fabled Ocarina of Time 2...
OMG! I can't wait for Grand Theft Auto Golf and other stupid GTA IV predictions

You've taken the day off, right? Oh joyous day, it's when Rockstar will finally reveal the trailer for Grand Theft Auto IV. Wait, no ... I'm sorry. What I meant to say was: IV O...
Fake Game Friday: Tuition

 Tired of boring "save the world" or "rescue the President" video game plots? Yearn for something new? We at Destructoid have you covered. Each Friday (more or less) we h...
Fake Game Friday: Jelly Adventure?

Thanks to Dtoid reader twentythoughts for sending in this week's Fake Game Friday article. Instead of starting from the beginning though, I'll show you his conclusion to give an idea of w...
Fake Game Friday: Ultimate MMO RTS

Dtoid reader dprime sent in this week's Fake Game Friday idea. We encourage goofy, outrageous, and impossible game idea submissions, but we also love reading concepts for games that not only ...
A bunny's Colts won Superbowl Saturday

As if Miami was not already an overpopulous inferno of bad drivers, the descent of every media outlet and hardcore football fan into my fair city has made it nearly impossible to drive anywhere w...
Fake Game Friday: Interstellar Pig

This week's Fake Game Friday comes to us courtesy of Gamechamp from the Destructoid forums. It's called Interstellar Pig, and it's part board game, part action fighter, and totally i...
KFC launches gamer sweepstakes, we've got $200 of the Colonel's cash for you

Update: Just a reminder that the weirdest photoshop contest we've ever done ends tomorrow. Get that chicken done!We have a rather unortodox treat for our readers today from an unlikely partne...
Fake Game Friday: Wii Bartender

This week's Fake Game Friday idea comes from westcabaretdrive and is a great idea on how to not only use the Wiimote innovatively, but also broaden the Wii's target age audience. Got a fa...
Can't find a Wii? Just use your imagination

  Oren can't find a Wii and is desperate. What is an emo guy to do? What we all did as little kids when our parents spent all their money on cocaine and left us toyless -- use our i...


 
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