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Drunk and Deboner EXPAND STORY TEXTSSubscribe to this tag Things you cannot has: Jack Frost beer mug from Atlus 15 Further proving that Japan gets all the coolest sh*t, Atlus is now offering up this lovely beer mug, bearing the likeness of none other than one Jack Frost of Persona fame. The little guy needs s... Gaming and drinking together as always 19 The Official Xbox Magazine, tired of covering games sober, has gone ahead and notched the nerdiness level up a few degrees by getting some high-end drink creators to come up with some very specia... Not your typical gaming party: First look at GTR's Community Vibes IV venue 27 Godfree, I'm speechless. You've outdone yourself. This is ridiculous.Gamertag Radio invited us for a sneak peek at the venue for Community Vibes IV inside the unopened Club Ecco, an uber-swank &q... Illinois brings back prohibition ... in videogames 59 Just when you thought your days of enjoying malt liquor in T-rated videogames would never end, along comes Illinois to crush your alcoholic fun. Yes, despite there never really being many instanc... The drink is a lie: Portal, the bar! 16 You may remember seeing some pictures earlier this year from the IT University of Copenhagan's "Final Fantasy Bar", which featured everything from Final Fantasy cosplay to drinks like t... Comic-Con 08: Your wife asked my friends to suck her purple penis party edition 11 Comic-con is already beginning to devour San Diego with over 120,000 sweaty bastards crushing into the convention center -- and Destructoid be there to smell them all! In addition to our gonzo fl... Ban this sick filth!: Sega ad is hilariously sexual 36 Most of Sega's 16-bit-era advertising either a.) touted its blast processing power or b.) shamelessly ripped on Nintendo in a nasty smear campaign. Everyone remembers the classic "Genesis do... Final Fantasy: The Bar 18 I don't know if you remember hearing about the Mario Bar, an event created by the folks at the IT University of Copenhagen in Denmark. I remember thinking that their Yoshi cocktail sounded delici... There is a god after all: Castle Crashers development is totally developed 40 According to this update from the game's official development blog, Castle Crashers — the long-awaited, XBLA-exclusive, hand-drawn 2D beat 'em up from the great minds at The Behemoth &mdash... Exposing the PTC's bullsh*t: Journalist shows up council's ignorance 45 We all know by now that the Parents Television Council doesn't exactly understand what "reality" is, but unfortunately they prey upon those ignorant of the truth in order to continue th... Guinness World Records for Tapper and Ms. Pac-Man set at Barcade event 17 Barcade in Brooklyn hosted a little shindig yesterday in which it invited hopeful gamers to drink a few rounds and beat a world record or two, although not necessarily in that order. Official jud... Contest reminders: Win Grand Theft Auto 4, a PS3, and a trip to Cancun for two 48 You know, I never thought this would happen. We actually have so much stuff to give away to our readers that we have to pace ourselves. We can't wait to get these huge contests out the door to un... Destructoid turns two next month - win a trip party with us in Cancun, Mexico! 123 First, a matter of cereal business. By now you've probably noticed that Destructoid (and a few other sites) is sponsored by Turning Point this week. So, how are we going to blow our sponsor's mon... GDC 08: ready for GDC 2009? 29 While you may be lying in your hotel room this morning wondering if your hangover is actually normal or if you need to go to the ER for alcohol poisoning, somewhere CMP has been busily assembling... Time for a VIDEOGAME drinking game: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly! 38 Considering all of the different types of drinking games there are, I'm surprised there's not one centered around videogames. Sure, you can create your own -- like every time you hear "Welco... Luigi's wild night on a cake 33 Nothing says "Happy Birthday" like a drunken Luigi on a cake.Elhaym Solaris is a quite the pro when it comes to getting Luigi baked ... and by that I mean on a cake. This icing masterpi... The Most Rad Dorm Ever 31 Do you guys say "raddest" or "most rad?" Man, college was a nightmare, huh? --Oh, right, I didn't go. Boy, was I mistaken -- instead of languishing at acting school with boys ... Gaming under the influence: Top 10 drunk multiplayer games 79 Drinking while gaming is such a stupid thing to do, and yet I know most people this site will have tried it. It's a match made in heaven when it comes to entertaining. But playing games drunk... Sony Gamers Day 2007: Alcohol + game journalists + SingStar = Gold 15 On the night prior to the two-day Sony Gamers Day event, the company had a "cocktail hour" to get the gaming journalists all loosened up. One of the highlights of the party was SingSt... Whore out Mario and this is what you get 34 Mario has had a rough 20 years or so. The man gets used and abused at just about every turn. It should come as no surprise that the guy needs to resort to alternative forms of relief to ease th... Work of gaming art, or a lazy designer? You be the judge 57 This morning, tipster Detry sent us a link to what may be the most singularly weird Flash "game" ever put on the Internet. It's called game, game, game and again game and it's ... 300 advance tickets to E for All -- limited supply, available ... RIGHT NOW! 22 As promised, Destructoid locked in 300 advance VIP tickets for our readers and are available starting today until they sell out. Here's the link with my super secret code (dtoid):http://tix.... Destructoid = devotion 24 Our community is the best damn Internet gaming community on the entire Web. Don't believe me ... still? Take a look at what one of our most hardcore members, tehuberone, did to the back of so... Crikey! The Aussies love them some PS3 14 After the UK sorta-kinda love fest that took place with the PlayStation 3, it now seems as if the land of big knives and beer and ex-cons -- oh, and apparently girls that love Nex? -- is also m... Everyone's a comedian ... 12 Ah April Fools… this is the time of year I like to find an unsuspecting teenage girl in the mall parking lot and kidnap her with chloroform. I then rent a seedy motel room in the middle of... Podtoid 21: Who digested my old pants? 54 After a week of coating myself in turtle feces and throwing romaine lettuce at the fantastic new D-sized breasts of my friends in Cayman, I have returned to Destructoid headquarters with deliciou... Podtoid 20: Jägermeister & video games 47 [ Update: You can now stream it from Podtoid.com -Niero ] This one's a fatty, weighing in at an hour and a half, but it's a good ride with guests like the lovely Jessica Chobot and Cheap... Breaking News: Game collectors polled on sex and menstruation 27 Here's something you don't see every day: Digital Press conducted a survey to an audience of video game collectors on the topic of having sex while their partner (or they themselves) is ... Destructoid one year anniversary photos 68 Alright, I'm calling a 5 minute time-out on gaming for a family photo moment!Ten days ago Destructoid celebrated it's one year anniversary and, as noted in my long-ass sappy keynote, we f... 400lb Nintendo Entertainment System 17 If you have the space, the question is not "why" but instead "why not"?  The equally large man confessed his garage creation on Flickr, noting it as a "400-pound, 8 ... Video games blamed for car accidents 23 Apparently my car accident Friday night could have been caused by something other than the other car driver being drunk or severely lacking the brain cells to drive a vehicle on the right side of... SXSW 07: The Dorkbot beer garden party 11 Naturally, we were magnetically drawn to last night's Dorkbot party, a movement dedicated to doing useful, geeky, and interesting things with electricity. The outdoor event actually ran on k... GDC 2007: Last night's pre-party at the W Hotel, Ron loves CliffyB edition 31 These guys know how to party: last night we spent some quality time with a ton of industry folks at the W Hotel -- en evening of screaming, sharing stories, and testing the body's physical al... Podtoid 19: How the hell do we follow up episode 18 edition 73 Update: Podtoid 19 is now available for download [ On this week’s episode, our internet connection completely failed at life. As a result the episode sounds like it was recorded under water... Developer tales: The true story of an abused game tester 58 [Editor's note: What you are about to read is a true story of an industry veteran and loyal Destructoid reader who has been in the business for some time. Names have been left out to protect ... Prison sex: Your future via Half-Life 17 Half-Life 2 is good for two things: Great gameplay and Gary's Mod. The latest Gary's Mod creation is a set of disturbing sexual positions that for anyone who has spent time in County, kn... Broken Pixels 6: Spice Girls and Arnold 16 I've professed my love before of Broken Pixels, so Jesus Christ on a cracker was I happy to see a brand new one today. They don't come out often enough, so when they do, it's like m... Epic is defined: The Epileptic Gaming Whorecraft experience 26 If you were one of the many to watch Epileptic Gaming tonight on Stickam, then you saw what should be considered one of the greatest things to ever hit the Web. The comedy geniuses at Epilepti... Epileptic Gaming: Live now! 33 If you've never seen an episode of Epileptic Gaming, well then now is your time. Hosted over at Stickam, the guys at Epileptic put together one of the finest live Web shows you've ever se... Get your Root Beer on this Wednesday on Xbox Live Arcade 13 Microsoft has just announced that this week's Xbox Live Arcade title is the classic Root Beer Tapper. Now, for you chilluns that's ROOT BEER -- that bubbly soda that tastes like candy. Fo... FlatOut announced for the 360 15 YEEEEHAAAAWWW!!! OK, well, that's what you'd do if you played FlatOut, right ... right? Whatever. Well it was announced today, via press release, that the FlatOut series would be brought ... Happy port day! Saints Row coming to stink up the PS3 34 For PlayStation 3 sandbox gangsta fans, some good news just sorta kinda came your way today: Saints Row is coming to the PS3. Previously only an Xbox 360 title, it was announced today that the g... Soothing voiceover humor in Warioware 27 As if this game couldn't get any weirder, it appears that they've packed in more oddities since the beta that we sampled last year.  Among the differences are  soothing voiceove... And the best tongue action with a video game goes to ... 35 Remember when Jessica Chobot from IGN.com got Internet famous for licking her PSP? Yeah, how could we forget ... even when we try so hard to. Well XXX-Play over at the G4TV.com forums is askin... A car wash blessed by a tipsy Rockstar? 15 I've been looking at this thing for months. Every time I drive by it, I always wondered how that got there. The blessed terminal that bares the Rockstar Games emblem is located at the BP on 6... Kevin Federline is a hardcore gamer 19 OMG invisible video! Click the white space below to summon K-Fed & Weird Al!In a faux interview with the guy that ruined Britney for me forever, Kevin Federline is interrogated by Weird Al Ya... Turning Japanese with Warioware Wii 10 The Warioware series is the embodiment of adult deficit disorders turned into a video game, and nothing quite captures the awkward sillyness than watching a big ol' Spot editor do the Evil We... David Jaffe: Best. Developer. Ever. 17 You know why I love David Jaffe? Not only does the guy create great games, but he speaks his mind. He's not the usual PR bot that you run into all the time in the industry, this is a guy wh... Crunk Golf? I need a drink ... 3 Lil' Jon, the rapper who is more well known for Dave Chapelle's spoof of his mannerisms than his actual musicianship, somehow got it into his head that lending his unfortunate "grill... Pittsburgh Wii odds @ 7PM: Maybe 20% [Update 1] 14 I Just ran up a car load of people to the Wal-mart, Target, Best Buy, and Circuit City scene outside of downtown Pittsburgh at the Robinson Mall area, knowing I had all of Pittsburgh gamers as my... Miami Playstation 3 camping part 3: Circuit City Aventura (North Miami area) 6 People that think that sitting outside of a store for hours is mundane have absolutely no idea of what they are missing or getting themselves into. Suffering through and being the first is either...		Save cash!   See "Black Friday" video game deals New on Destructoid.TV play all videos Loading Destructoid Videos Win this! 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