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Comedy Gold EXPAND STORY TEXTSSubscribe to this tag Modern Warfare 3 will be even more realistic, boring 20 The Onion News Network got an exclusive look at the next Modern Warfare game. It's looking like it will be a lot more realistic as you'll be doing a bunch of boring ass sh*t throughout the game,... Monday (mutilation) Mind Teasers: Karoshi series 5 Last week we played through a game where your future self torments you. This week we just plain old fashion torment ourselves. "Karoshi" is a Japanese word for "death by overwork&q... Mark Rein's new idea: making Wii games is not 'a waste' 34 A couple days ago, Mark Rein of Epic Games (Gears of War, Unreal engine) popped his head from his HD-rendered palace, his foot just inches from his mouth, and made some partially-true-but-still-h... Metalocalypse game coming to XBLA and PSN 31 Brendon Small, the creator of Metalocalypse, the hit cartoon show on Cartoon Network/Adult Swim, revealed to the Wall Street Journal that a game based on the crazy show is in the works. We’... Stephen Colbert demoes the Ex-Xbox 37 Stephen Colbert is a funny guy who does funny things on his funny television show. This is one of those funny things. After hearing about Project Natal, Colbert did some top secret spy work and f... Hey, nerd! Insane Ian's 'n3rds0ngs' is game-reference heavy 14 Comedian and Destructoid community member, Insane Ian, has released his new CD n3rds0ngs. Why should you care? Not only is Ian totally and completely insane (hence the name), but he's also a... OMG: New Red Alert: Uprising trailer has Ric Flair getting attacked by a bear 27 Electronic Arts has released some new trailers for the upcoming PC expansion, Command and Conquer Red Alert 3: Uprising. As expected, it shows off some of the new maps, some of the new units, and... Penn Jillette describes motivation behind Desert Bus minigame 18 Recently, Penn Jillette (a comedic genius who does illusionist trickery with his silent partner Teller) illuminated the motivation behind the infamous Desert Bus minigame in the unreleased -- but... The Legend of Neil is back: Everyone deserves a Heart cookie after murder! 13 It's been well over a year since we last heard anything about the Legend of Neil. The series started off with a bang and then pretty much vanished. Now, the series has been brought back to life a... Jack Thompson is a pretty funny guy 66 I may not like Jack Thompson's methods but, from the first time I viewed candid conversation with him, I knew he was a charming dude. The man has a sense of humor that we don't often get the chan... Monday Mind Teasers 06/23/08 26 Well, I tried my hardest to make this week's theme be George Carlin, but all I could think of were the games Earthbound and Thomas the Tank Engine. Speaking of dirty words, you might have a few t... Tits or GTFO: Age of Conan devs apologize for shrinking in-game boobs 37 This story has been the best of my day so far. Apparently, Funcom, the developers behind Age of Conan, started to get complaints recently that the female characters in the game had decidedly smal... Jokes, people: Roman voice actor really paid, Rockstar 'more than generous' 30 Jason Zumwalt, the voice actor behind the excited-by-American-teetees Roman Bellic in Grand Theft Auto IV, is a funny guy. There was evidence of this in the form of a sketch Zumwalt put together,... Pathetic punk prevented from pilfering PlayStations by prior pugilist 40 If you’re a criminal, what’s the first rule of any job? Do your homework, right? Well, 16-year-old Iowan Jake Merfeld definitely knew that, but it seems that he didn’t follow th... Expect commentary changes in Madden 09 27 John Madden has become a household name in America. Aside from EA’s flagship football franchise, a certain stand-up comedian’s impression of the analyst has made Madden even more ubiq... Game journalist pranked: we laugh with, not at 15 Shacknews editor Chris Faylor was pranked in the worst way -- by his own people! I can't wait to see the revenge prank. E3 maybe?Chris was set up by fellow editor Nick Breckon and Shacknews commu... Record label is betting that you are missing out on Halo chanting, I laugh 21 You have to hand it to the music industry, as they've never lost sight of how to make a quick buck. This time, they've decided to capitalize on the Gregorian chanting of the Halo games that we lo... Clever DS encourages your inner mad scientist 24 Remember when you were a kid and you had your own "cooking set", complete with burners and tiny utensils? Clever DS is going for that angle, except without the possibility of setting yo... Ralphie May fails at comedy, trashes Xbox 360 at Spike VGAs (NSFW) 97 Yes, older Xbox 360 game consoles were prone to failure. Apparently, so is Ralphie May's comedy routine.Gametrailers sent us this sad Ralphie May performance from the 2007 Spike Video Game Awards... Nibris' Wii title, Sadness 'delayed' until 2009, probably doesn't exist 45 NeoGAF member GC|Simon recently received an update e-mail from the Nibris team, in which they delivered the inevitable news -- their Wii title, Sadness, will not be coming out until 2009. From th... Super Smash Bros Brawl in live action: everything's funny when you're tired 31 The above video is much funnier than it has any right to be. It's a fan-made parody of the Super Smash Bros. Brawl trailers we've seen so far, only it's entirely in live action. Everything abou... Destructoid interview: Pure Pwnage 46 If you haven't seen Pure Pwnage yet, - and frankly you have very little excuse at this stage - stop reading this right now, head over to the site, and come back and resume once you've watched all... Greybushtainment: Dave's not here man 47 Look I drink...and this results in a lot of apologies. Be it to a Catholic Bishop, AOL, or the shopping cart I "allegedly" molested at Wal-Mart. But, I have never ever apologized with a... New commercial totally wins teh Halos (Audio NTSFW) 35 Look, I drink...And the fastest way to my heart is to make me laugh. Or through my pants. Or to give me money. That's not important right now. What's important is that remixes of the new Halo ads... HAL 9000, meet Xbox 360 36 Combine one part HAL 9000 problem (disobedience!) and one part Xbox 360 problem (Red Ring of Death!) and you'll get the most cleverest shirt ever made! If you're not careful, your 360 may jettiso... New Geometry Wars Galaxies commercial; drugs are bad mmmkay? 49 Despite a sequel for the 360 being hinted at recently, it seems all eyes are on the Wii version of the smash XBLA hit, Geometry Wars. And why shouldn't they be? With brilliant marketing like the ... Fake game Friday: Talladega NiGHTS 11 If you don't like this week's fake game idea, blame Aaron Linde -- it was his idea. I could literally not know less about either of these franchises, suffice it to say that I imagine thi... Immersion getting sued by Microsoft - now ain't that a bitch? 24 If you haven't heard the news by now and you want your giggle of the day, then allow me to help you out. Immersion, the company of assholes who filed suit against Microsoft and Sony over cons... Blu-ray is a rotten format - literally! 76 Just when things couldn't get worse for Sony, it looks like karma has yet another surprise in store. According to several members of the AVS Forums, Blu-ray copies of The Prestige are startin... You got Awkward Cannon! 14 Larry David, the maestro behind such seminal television masterworks as Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm, has absolutely no interest in portraying the theoretical daily struggles of characters ... Teaser for Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 is LOL-riffic! 22 Okay, this may be one of the best teaser trailers I have ever seen for a video game. Who knew that French people could be so clever?With all the complaining I did yesterday about minigame collec... Game endorsements we never want to see 59 "Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs: The T-shirt, Spaceballs: The Coloring Book, Spaceballs: The Lunch Box, Spaceballs: the Breakfast Cerea... Better late than never: Pure Pwnage is back 20 After a slight hold up due to the evils of Adobe Premiere (a pain I know all too well), the first episode of the new season of Pure Pwnage is online and ready for viewing. The internet premiere ... Jack Thompson: The man, the myth, the incompetent lawyer 35 In addition to being a "horrid person", an "attention whore", and "a guy I wouldn't rent a van to, for fear that he'd fill it with candy (for nefarious purposes)&... The Simpsons spoof World of Warcraft 53 Last night, The Simpsons pulled a South Park and had a World of Warcraft themed episode. The episode starts off with Marge and Homer at a PTA meeting. When it comes time for the parents to give o... Resident Evil for the Wii promo video is clown shoe-tastic 49 While we are supposed to remain tight-lipped about yesterday's Capcom event, apparently Capcom is one of those, "Do what we say, not what we do" type. This morning Neogaf posted li... April Fool's Alert #5: WiiHelm and the WoW tinfoil cap 11 The WiiHelm by ThinkGeek is a great April Fool's Day joke in so many ways. The item even fooled Dave Rudden, an editor at Games.net, who was ready to put down $25 for the accessory when he wa... Attack your boss for massive damage 12 We told you about Jeanne d'Arc, a Japanese role playing game based on the real life story of story of Joan of Arc coming to the U.S. for domestic release yesterday. While PSP RPGs may or ma... Cod of War revealed 30 Months ago, Sony held a God of War 2 bonus costume design contest which was kingpinned by a 2-month-old boy's illustration of the "Cod of War" -- a giant fish costume with swinging ... GameJew, Destructoid, gators... oh my! 30   When I talked about splurging on Destructoid's anniversary party, there was no money better spent than (A) flying my peeps down to Miami and (B) inviting my favorite gaming industry m... Crazy God of War 2 site spotted - geeky cosplay larping battles ensue 34 var digg_url = 'http://digg.com/gaming_news/God_of_War_2_cosplay_fighter_video_awesome_Sony_web_site_weirdness'; So I get home tonight after telling the guy at EB for the 100th time that I d... Where the f*ck is Carmen Sandiego? 13 Collegehumor, makers of Street Fighter: The Later Years, has revived yet another one of our favorite oldies of all time on video. In this video, watch what happens in he all-grown-up version of ... Art Attack Friday: The Perry Bible Fellowship 23 The Perry Bible Fellowship is one of the most random, sexually demented, and insane comics on the Internets. So you know it's easily one of my favorites. PBF rarely has a gaming comic like t... Man goes flacid during drunk Tetris sex 35 There's nothing more entertaining than laughing at other people's sexual dysfunctions, especially when they involve Nintendo games. Rocksteady from the NeoGaf forums posted a cautionary e... A Penny Arcade comic worth posting about 38 I'll come clean and admit it: I don't usually like Penny Arcade comics. I think their art style is cool, but many times the humor just isn't there for me. However, there are some real... Art Attack Friday: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja 17 I am a ninja fanatic. In fact, one of my life goals is to have sex in a ninja outfit (either me, the girl or both of us in the outfit, doesn't matter). So it should come as no surprise that t... YTMND Thursday: Your head smells like a puppy, edition 12 Welcome to another edition of YTMND Thursday. Any of them making you laugh like a maniacal manic? Or did I completely fail at making you laugh this week? Well then, how about this? Does that make... More random Crackdown goodness 28 Yeah, I'm gonna just go ahead and continue to spray my seed all over Crackdown 'cause the game is that good. Honestly, the thing reminds me of when Grand Theft Auto III came out and ho... Boston officials scramble: Aqua Teen Hunger Force game is coming 27 G4 broke the news yesterday that one of my favorite television shows on this planet (should be yours too) is getting the video game makeover for the PlayStation 2. Now, before you grumble about ... YTMND Thursday: Cosby will eat your soul, edition 15 Thanks to everyone that keeps sending in YTMNDs. Everything I've been receiving has been great. Keep flooding my inbox with whatever you come across. Which one is making you ROLFLOLBBQL... Broken Pixels 6: Spice Girls and Arnold 16 I've professed my love before of Broken Pixels, so Jesus Christ on a cracker was I happy to see a brand new one today. They don't come out often enough, so when they do, it's like m... Darwin's finest: Moron steals 360, calls Msoft, gets arrested, now tossing salad 23 Ladies and gents, may I present to you a nominee for the 2007 Darwin Awards:A young lad from New Zealand decided he wanted an Xbox 360 really bad. So, in order to quench his craving, he decided ... Friday Comic Intermission: Cartridge Comics 6 Cartridge Comics started up on August of 2005 and is easily one of my favorite comics to read. The team behind the comic are Chris Jeffery and Alexandria Nassopoulos. Cartridge takes on video ga... Jaffe's live blog of a focus test: Entertainment defined 20 David Jaffe is THE man. Not only does he make great games -- *cough* God of War *cough* -- but he also speaks his mind in a way that only a loose cannon such as myself can really appreciate. The... Nintendo's creepy Wii are Familii posters 18 As we exited the Wii expo area at Otronicon we found a disturbed looking little boy. He was looking at a colorful Mii poster curiously, face twisted in an expression of utter confusion and curio... Friday Comic Intermission: Concerned 10 Ok, before you all attack me, I know that this comic is dead. Concerned though was an excellent series that I feel should have one last look at. Unlike all the previous comics I have featured, t... Friday Comic Intermission: Dueling Analogs 9 So remember how I said I'm a big pervert? Well, Dueling Analogs just adds fuel to that fire. Steve Napierski started the comic back in November last year. Unlike most other gaming web comic ... Mega 64 does Dead Rising 34 There are two things on the Internet that I will whore out until the day I die. The first thing I will always whore myself out to will be Destructoid (and everything that's apart of the N33T ... Best use of the Wii ever? 14 You may have enjoyed a robot humping a pinata, but how about a dog humping a Wii? I mean, honestly, does it get any better than this? I think not. I demand a wind-up-toy humping add-on immediat... Friday Comic Intermission: Digital Unrest 5 Ladies and gentleman, I am a demented pervert. You all should know that by now, really. If you still need further proof of the above statement, look at the picture. See it? 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