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Also, cocks EXPAND STORY TEXTSSubscribe to this tag Tim Langdell is a dick, indies respond...from the EDGE 54 Tim Langdell, founder of EDGE Games and former IDGA board member, is evidently not a big believer in freedom of speech -- at least, not in respect to the word "edge."  After managing to remo... Water Sports coming to the Wii 44 There is only one reason why I chose to run this story. You already know exactly what that reason is. Katamari Forever launch trailer is ... uh, yeah 25 I'm sure you all remember the first trailer for Katamari Forever that Joseph posted a while back. It had a monkey in it, which is really the only reason I remember. Above, you'll find the new lau... Penultimate experience in gaming arrives in Love Death 4 18 You knew it was coming. You knew that one day man would devise a way to control videogames with his penis. We think with it most of the time. Most of the games we play have something to do with p... Nier Replicant will be getting sexy hermaphrodite fun 40 Nier Replicant has been revealed has been revealed as a PS3-exclusive version of Square Enix's upcoming action RPG, while Nier Gestalt will be an alternative Xbox 360 version. We don't yet know i... Send a greeting with some Dissidia flavor 4 Have you been stuck sending greeting cards without Final Fantasy characters all over them? I know, me too. It's a tough world for us gamers. A world in which we are forced to send electronic gree... Gackt getting sexy body involved with Samurai Warriors 3 25 I have a big fat wobbly man-crush on Gackt, and really, who could blame me? The androgynous Japanese singer looks quite unbelievable, and I have made a mission in life to mack Gackt's sack, wheth... Watch Mindfreak, get free couch in Home 24 Are you tired of sitting on things not shaped like coffins in your virtual home in Home? It's just a pain, isn't it? But who wants to go out and buy a virtual something shaped like a coffin? Ther... Warner Bros. hands a rose to The Bachelor videogame 22 Yup, this is happening.Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment and Ludia announced today that they will be creating videogames based on the hit reality shows The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. Acc... Lars Von Trier's Antichrist getting the game treatment 14 Antichrist, Danish director Lars Von Trier's newest film, hit Cannes this year and divided critics more than two rival console fanboys arguing over which system should be able to use the only out... Podtoid 100: Podtoid 100 37 Yay. You can listen to it here, or subscribe to us on iTunes.- Do you people really want a Sportstoid podcast? Really? - Adam Dork's Podtoid soundboard- We retrospect the hell out of everything- ... Videogames are stupid and babyish, states 'games journalist' 82 A group of "videogame journalists" scaled a soapbox this past week at GDC in order to rant about the industry and bad jurnalizmz, basically calling out everyone and everything in existe... GTA IV's male nudity sparks controversy: Anti-game groups run like cockwork 45 The self-styled "media watchdogs" are so very predictable. No sooner has Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned been released for download, than the moral fearmongers get up in arms a... Left 4 Bed: Post-Valentine Priapism 15 Offworlder Joel Johnson spotted this over in the Bay Area Craigslist personals while cruising for a "casual encounter".  You know: bowling shirts, some brewskis, couple games of Fu... A guy gets his knob out in GTA IV: The Lost and Damned 48 Hey you! Like GTA IV? Love penis? Then you'll be thrilled to know that Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned comes complete with a pubic mushroom and all the trimmings. That's good to know. I ... Presenting the pinnacle of gaming controllers: Your schlong 27 I suspect just about everyone has made the joke comparing male genitals to a joystick at some point. Some people take it further than others.Take the guys at SF Media Labs, for example. They have... Magazine publisher starts dating site for gamers 25 Future, the publisher responsible for a wide range of UK gaming magazines as well sites like GamesRadar and CVG, has extended its tentacle-like reach over games media by opening a dating site aim... Woman uses Second Life to fulfill prostitution fantasies 35 As you may know, we are yet to get tired of casting our judgmental eyes upon the  freaks and weirdos that frequent Second Life, and this one, I assure you, is a real doozy.She goes by the na... LittleBigBallBags: This LittleBigPlanet level is ... hard 27 LittleBigPlanet is a place where imagination and fun roams free, where adorable Sackpeople live out magical adventures in faraway lands and a community of dreamers share their creativity with t... Males play games for the thrill of conquest, science says so 13 I seriously wonder who it is that actually pays for these so-called studies. A highly useful piece of research has shown that men are particularly drawn to videogames because they are internally ... Also, cocks! Win a pack of Destructoid condoms! 209 We here at Destructoid are responsible people.While we love to give away amazingly fun prizes, we also realize that sometimes these rewards aren’t suitable for real-life, emergency situatio... When wanking gets this complicated, you should stop 55 Not the kind of headline you'd expect on a gaming blog, I fully admit, but just look at that contraption! This device, which I am still attempting to make sense of, is an automated onanism machin... Shigeru Miyamoto's sexual inadequacy and tear-stricken confession 145 While making my journey from the United Kingdom to the United States, I happened to pick up a copy of Edge magazine for the flight. Contained within was a very fascinating interview with game des... Porn game publisher hates on videogame ratings 57 If you know anything about the ESRB, then you'll know that any game with an Adults-Only (AO) rating is pretty much dead in the water. Most stores will refuse to stock it, while the "big th... Nerdcore 2009 calendar launch event tomorrow night in Los Angeles 15 Our friends at Nerdcore are celebrating the release of their new 2009 calendar tomorrow night and you need to be there! If you live in the Los Angeles area, come out to Golden Apple Comics on Mel... Daily irrelevance: Game piracy lawyers protecting the rights of Army F*ckers 22 This is only related to videogames in the most vague of ways, but it's far too hilarious a story to pass up. The UK law firm that is currently putting pressure on thousands of alleged videogame p... Touch My Warp Whistle? Twisted advert on Craigslist is ... wow 123 "Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it?"That's not exactly the kind of phrase one would expect t... A satisfaction with flame, a journey of the flamethrower 20 In one satisfying click, the wispy little flame on the end of a metallic barrel becomes a furious storm of heat and destruction. At first, it seems uncontrollable, such a marvelous display of pow... The Review View: An indie take on The Game Reviewer's Bill of Rights 33 MTV's Multiplayer Blog has posted The Game Reviewer's Bill of Rights, along with some very interesting discussion from a number of reviewers across the games media industry. The Bill is only a ro... Too gay to play: Gay gamer's name banned from Xbox Live 117 A gay gamer with the gamertag "theGAYERgamer" has had his name banned from Xbox Live for being "offensive." As we all know, Xbox Live is a hotbed of homophobia, but it seems t... GTA IV is somehow worse than sexualized children, according to PTC 39 The Grand Theft Auto whiney train of whiney whiners continues to chug its way to Bitchpants Station.  The PTC's Brent Bozel calls GTA IV a new "cultural low," in a rather dismaying... Is Chun Li a post-op transsexual? 101 1UP pointed this out a few days ago, but I think it needs reiterating on Destructoid -- Chun Li's hands are nightmarishly huge in Street Fighter IV. Did she just inject collagen directly between ... Disturbing: Tretton and Allard kiss and make up 42 Gamesradar delivers utter hilarity and complete horror in equal measures today, as it provides us several artistic renderings of what the world would be like should the "big three" game... LittleBigPorn is a little big no no: Sony plans to moderate user content 26 In what perhaps qualifies as a Captain Obvious story, it has been announced that Sony will be moderating the user generated content in LittleBigPlanet to ensure that anything crass and sordid doe... Miniboss Monday: Rawk Hawk! 12 Today's boss is actually one of my personal favorites from the previous generation of consoles. Meet Rawk Hawk, the undisputed champ of the Glitz Pit from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. Rig... Foxtoid Exclusive! Madden and Summerall: closet homosexuals 30 We here at Foxtoid are proud to bring you one of our most earth-shattering exclusive reports yet. Today has indeed been a banner day for scandals, such as JosephGate 2008, the capture of Carmen S... Is ScrewAttack looking for a new host? Look no further 62 As you may or may not know by now, there has been a structural reshuffle over at ScrewAttack. Our fine friends over there have had some well-publicized differences of opinion when it comes to bus... Videogame critic busted for prostitute fun: Mmm, tasty irony 96 "Like all parents, I know it is increasingly difficult to protect our children from negative influences… we have learned that when self-regulation fails, government must step in&helli... Got the Hot Coffee blues? Rockstar's 'I'm sorry' site now open for business 27 When the latest tip concerning Grand Theft Auto reached my inbox, I could hardly believe my eyes-- then I remembered that Hamza touched upon this a few months ago.  As reported by the MSN Mo... Wii slowing down soon? Not so, Mr. Pachter 26 The Wii is a marvelous device. Even though it's constantly under fire by many in the gaming community that consider themselves "too hardcore" to bother themselves with "underpowere... Doctored screenshots and video, we hate thee so 25 Spend some time reading about games, and you'll likely come across a term that you know the meaning of, but never bothered to put a name to: bullshots. We see them often, and they are the bane of... Gamecock's EIEIO is moving: Also, it sometimes releases games 15 I always thought that Gamecock's only point was to try too hard to be irreverent, wear rooster costumes and act really stupid at award shows. Who know the company actually released videogames as ... Dust off those PSTriples, MGS4 is just about done 42 For Metal Gear fans and Sony executives alike, the wait for what some view as the PlayStation Triple's crown jewel (and cash cow) has been bordering on unbearable. For some of us, it's been downr... The winner of Destructoid Game of the Year 2007 150 Picking the Destructoid Game of the Year was no easy task, as evidenced by the overwhelmingly varied community response to yesterday’s list of nominees. It... The nominees for Destructoid Game of the Year 2007 213 It goes without arguing that 2007 was one of the best years of gaming in a very long time. It seemed like every console and handheld had a robust handful of topnotch games, covering... Zangief's balls brings all the girls to the yard 48 The goggles do nothing! The above work-in-progress rendering was sent in to us by Jamie in Japan, a videogame art director from Genius Sonority who empathized with my plight about Ryu's package, ... IT'S A TRAP: Play as a tranny in the new Saint's Row 43 This is the best news I've heard all day. As a self-confessed lover of all things transgendered, the news that Saint's Row 2 will give you the ability to play as a delicious trap is something tha... Virtual prostitution: MMO's just got an escort service 25 Just when online gaming couldn't get even more sordid, it seems that a virtual gold selling company is now providing the services of online "escorts" to accompany you on your geeksome a... How to be a total douchebag in Team Fortress 2 61 The grade-A arseholes from Team Roomba have released a video showing some of the most epic griefing that Team Fortress 2 has to offer. While we at Destructoid do not condone this kind of abhorren... Activision boss drops his pants in airport: Suffers a Call of Booty 11 Sometimes a story comes along that really isn't a story, but it's just so stupid you kind of have to run it. Activision CEO Robert Kotick is a man without shame, it seems, as he recently confesse... 2nd annual top ten hottest videogame industry guys search begins 78 Time to show the hotties with the joysticks some love! I'm calling on the Dtoid community for nominations in this year's Hottest Videogame Guy Top Ten list. Last year, the female community helped... Miniboss Monday: Money, and the lack thereof 19 In celebration of the holiday shopping season kicking into high gear, I thought it would be rather fitting to bring forth an unwaivering miniboss of sorts that plagues all who purchase games and ... Sympathy for the Bowser 94 Hitler. Mussolini. Koopa. For far too long have these three names been thought nearly synonymous within the pantheon of historical villainy; for far too long has the name “Bowser... Miniboss Monday: Orange Fret Button (of Death) 49 Hot off the release of Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock for every console on the market, I bring you one of gaming's more subtle minibosses. Yes, I am indeed referring to the dreaded Orange Fret ... Master Chief: Dudeliest Dude of the Year: my brain hurts ... 44 In the Internet equivalent of a gang war, Maxim has responded to Askmen.com's declaration that David "Kelp Pore Mask" Beckham is 2007's epitome of masculinity by creating their own list... Recovering from LA and E for All: Parting impressions 27 [Meeting Dutch along with VirtualGirl, Kayana and the girl who shut me down at E For All was a pleasure. Plenty of hands-on coverage and videos are on the way from us, but until then, check out D... Monocles at the ready! Gamecock to open new UK office 16 As the largest of the indie game sites, Destructoid has always been ready and willing to give the rebellious Gamecock some love. I might still be a little wary of the company's output, but news t... Games Media Awards results: We walk away empty handed, but boy were we drunk 39 The results are in, I've lost my voice from shouting about King Edward potatoes, and Destructoid was FAIL. These are the important facts about the first ever Games Media Awards. Later on, my coll... Games Media Awards: Tonight is the night, and Destructoid will rock the house 37 I reported a few weeks ago that Destructoid has been invited to attend the Games Media Awards, where we are nominated for best non-commercial site/blog. Well, tonight is the night, as over 250 pr... Videogames and porn: The Ultimate hook-up 36 I once wrote a list about gaming endorsements that we would never want to see and now I’m back to show you a product I would like to see get endorsed -- porn.We’ve heard about Wo... « NEXT « next - expanded blog view		Save cash!   See "Black Friday" video game deals New on Destructoid.TV play all videos Loading Destructoid Videos Win this! 24 hour contest time GO: For the Glory (PC) Dtoid Twitter    Got news?   tips@destructoid.com Reviews & Previews Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles review Left 4 Dead 2 review Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Reflex review Arkedo Series - 02 SWAP! review EyePet review New Super Mario Bros. 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