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MX vs ATV Reflex demo now available, also bikini girls

The MX vs. ATV Reflex demo is now available for all on Xbox Live and the PlayStation Network. The demo has one outdoor event, one freestyle event and six tutorial lessons. The demo will give you...
Evony uses porn cover ladies to advertise

Listen, we all know sex sells, but Evony has taken the idea to a truly unprecedented level by plastering attractive women all over their game that has nothing to do with half-naked attractive wom...
Super SFIV's Juri used to be cute and fat (like a baby)

I thought it was pretty interesting that Abel started off as a girl/trap (don't we all), and while Juri's original design didn't feature any gender-bending functionality, her creation process was...
Maxim's 'girls of Dragon Age' gallery is faptastic

If boobs are involved, you can always count on Maxim to have the exclusive. As we gear up for BioWare's awesome looking RPG Dragon Age: Origins, the filthy apes have invited us to look at the wom...
The winners of five free 2010 Nerdcore calendars!

Last week, we had a contest asking you all to recreate a scene from a horror movie to win a brand new, sexy 2010 Nerdcore calendar. The results are in, and the winners are:mixClov3rKaL YoshiKaTre...
Huge Breast Fantasy gives free boobs away

The bigger the breasts, the better the fantasy. Japanese (obviously) game Huge Breast Fantasy is one of those titles that give everything away in the name. Put simply, it's a game for people that...
We are giving away five 2010 Nerdcore calendars!

It’s no secret that Destructoid has a very special relationship with Nerdcore. So “special,” in fact, that when Nerdcore completed their brand new 2010 calendar they presented u...
TGS 09: Scandal! Censorship! Underboob!

Underboob. It's like some rare form of cleavage that is scarcely seen in the real world, and often times when it is it's hardly as good as it looks in the magazines that men get for the "art...
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 'boob jiggle' commercial is amazing

The latest commercial for Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 is simultaneously the best and worst thing to have ever been created. I think it needs to win some sort of award. Tecmo has been keen to heavily pro...
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2's SIXAXIS boobs in video form

A few of you doubted the news that Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 would be getting motion-controlled boobs that respond to your sleazy SIXAXIS movements, but now we have hard video evidence. SIXAXIS? more ...
Let's learn how to kiss the DS way with LovePlus

LovePlus is a dating sim. I'm sure you've played a few in the genre here and there, possibly with some inappropriate images scattered within. LovePlus brings that action to the DS, sans inappropr...
Gabe Newell is a sexy Victoria's Secret girl

Victoria's Secret, popular purveyor of underwear, is holding a "Body" contest where lovely young ladies can tell the world why they feel beautiful in order to win a free vacation. What ...
Sheva becomes real-life sexy calender girl

Karen Dyer, voice of Sheva in Capcom's horror action game Resident Evil 5, has quite an impressive body on her. I know this because I've been drooling over a special calender she's made for the f...
Rumortoid: Playable female character in Gears of War

So you may have noticed the severe lack of women in the Gears of War universe. There's Dom's wife, that other woman who keeps yelling at you over the intercom and I think I saw one running for he...
Organization demands more female nudity in videogames

Sex in games has become quite a hot topic of late, with titles like Dragon Age: Origins, Mass Effect and Alpha Protocol injecting a little sordid filth to keep things spicy. While some rail again...
Warner Bros. hands a rose to The Bachelor videogame

Yup, this is happening.Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment and Ludia announced today that they will be creating videogames based on the hit reality shows The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. Acc...
Vote for the next Ryu Ga Gotoku hostess

One of these 16 lovely ladies could appear in the next Ryu Ga Gotoku (Yakuza) game as a virtual hostess. Sega went through 1,500 applicants and now need to figure out which lady will make it thro...
SICK FILTH! Cammie gets nude filter in Street Fighter IV

It's very en vogue for game bloggers to be disgusted by such things as nude patches and mods, but you know what? Screw it. There are pictures and videos of Cammie from Street Fighter IV, complete...
Evony ads bring new meaning to the term 'booby trap'

Prominently featuring a sultry scrubber in erotic lingerie, with tantalizing text that says, "Best free web game, play now secretly," you'd be forgiven for thinking that Evony was a sau...
NG Sigma 2: 14-year-old has huge boobs, new face

Koei Warriors had a recent chat with Team Ninja about Koei Tecmo's first official videogame, Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2. The PS3 exclusive is a reworking of the original Ninja Gaiden 2, with extra feat...
Videogame characters that I would have sex with

Videogame blogs regularly churn out cynical list columns about sexy videogame characters so that they can appeal to and exploit the legions of horny teenage nerds that scour the Internet for anyt...
Sega's robot girlfriend will love you long time

Sega is best known for its videogames and those really annoying claw thingies where you try and pick up stuffed animals. What it isn't typically known for is constructing miniature robotic girlfr...
Jolie 'furious' at Megan Fox playing Lara Croft

Megan Fox, Megan Fox, Megan Fox. It's seemingly all I hear about lately, as America has found yet another relatively hot female to latch onto and saturate the world with until everybody's bored o...
Naomi rocks the bikini in new Metal Gear Online DLC

Metal Gear Online is a game that never gets as much attention as its relatives, but perhaps this anniversary DLC will spark a little more interest in the game. New downloadable costumes have been...
Porn star gets WoW gold sellers tattooed on her breasts

Porn stars make a lot of cash from selling their body, but few have taken it to the same extremes as Russian porn star Anna Morgan. The 19-year-old has quite literally whored out her flesh, accep...
E3 09: Bona fide booth babes touching my face video recap

I went to E3 to learn about videogames, and I did, but by the end of the show, I had also learned a whole hell of a lot about women. While hoofing it around the show floor, it seemed to me like t...
The Sims 3 gets an 'uncensor' patch before it's released

What's the first thing any self-respecting gamer should do when legally purchasing the latest PC game? That's right -- make everyone and everything as naked as they can possibly get. With that in...
Poison Ivy slithers her way into Batman:Arkham Asylum

To sum it up in a word: damnnnnnn. That's Poison Ivy, alright. It was announced today that the redheaded villain will be making an apperance in the delicious-looking Batman: Arkham Asylum. The pi...
Alter announces a bikini version of Rise from Persona 4

I was thrilled last week to see the Wave figure of Rise from Persona 4 open for preorder as I've been dying to expand my Persona 4 figure collection, but apparently it's not going to stop there a...
Spike TV announces VGAs E3 First Look Special

I know, you aren't listening to me now because you're staring at the rather provocative picture of Rose McGowan I posted above. Well, you may be motivated to check out Spike TV's 2009 E3 First Lo...
Prototype party rocked half-naked zombie dancers and more

Let me tell you a little story about my experience in Las Vegas attending the Prototype party (go read my preview if you prefer that to pics of scantily clad zombie chicks!). I'm expecting it to ...
Nipples discovered in Sonic 2006: OH THE SCANDAL!

Remember the "Hot Coffee" scandal, when cheeky hackers discovered incredibly silly and unerotic sex scenes in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas? Remember when outraged puritans forced the g...
ESRB rates Bayonetta: Torture attacks and jiggling breasts

Praise be to the Entertainment Software Ratings Board, otherwise known as "the eternal leaky faucet of videogame news." The ESRB has today rated Sega's hardcore action game Bayonetta, a...
Lucky little boy gets PSP crammed with porn

Six-year-old Eliso Tovar was given a late Christmas present by his mother recently in the form of a PSP. Unfortunately, it turned out to be the gift that kept on giving, when it was discovered th...
G4TV needs another slut

What do G4TV and Roman Polanski have in common? They both prey on young girls who don't know any better. Yes, once again G4 TV has put out a casting call for hot women to join their ranks of pres...
Like soft porn? Like games? New XNA game has you covered

A new game has hit the Community Games channel which makes its mark as the first title to receive a Sex score of 3/3 on the service. Break One Out may look like a simple Arkanoid clone, and it is...
Microsoft gets slapper to pose around in Halo Wars stuff

I've played almost all I can stand of Halo Wars, which is just about enough to write the full review which will be hitting Destructoid tomorrow. It's not a bad game, it's just very, very typical ...
Playboy requests filthy nude Onechanbara pictures, gets them

Apparently, if you ever want Onechanbara publisher D3 to provide you with pornography, all you have to do is ask. That's what gentlemens' publication Playboy did when it reviewed Onechanbara: Bik...
X-rated Xbox X-blades cover differs from its conservative PS3 cousin

Console exclusive bonuses seem to be the new way of dealing with multiplatform titles, but this may be the first time that console exclusive boners have come into play. Apparently, if you get the...
Um, OK: Girls Gone Wild reviews Tenchu Shadow Assassins

 For whatever reason, Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild reviewed Tenchu Shadow Asassins. Well, it’s not actually a review. It’s really just clips from Tenchu mixed together with NSF...
Dirty Lara Croft gets clothes off, this is videogame news

It's a slow, post-holiday news day, and we seriously have little better to do than objectify women on a "professional" Web site for cheap clicks. At least we're up front about it, and t...
Maxim's hottest videogame babes of 2008 misses a few babes

Maxim has compiled a list of the sexiest videogame babes from games released in 2008 and I don’t agree with some of their babe choices. I’m not saying the list isn’t good in any...
Crisis: Wii pole dancing game struggling to find publisher

Good people of America, we face a national emergency, the likes of which has not been seen since 9/11 -- Peekaboo Pole Dancing does NOT have a publisher for its Wii game. The company, known for i...
Boob physics comes to PSP, will totally reinvigorate system

You know that there's something wrong with Japanese developers when they create a game engine dedicated entirely to bouncing boobs. The above video is a demo of the Super Tayunizm Engine, which w...
Castlevania Judgment's Maria wants bigger breasts

 Castlevania Judgment recently came out and a lot of people think it’s nothing special. The only person I know that seems to like it is Jonathan Holmes. Whether the game really su...
Not all games can be installed to 360 hard drive

With the arrival of the New Xbox Experience this past week came the ability to install games to the hard drive, reducing load times and eliminating the deafening noise produced by the console's D...
Comic books, nipples, and debauchery: The 2009 Nerdcore Calendar launch party

Being a nerd is fantastic.No, correction: being a nerd that works for Destructoid is fantastic.See that above picture? That’s Justine Joli. And if you haven’t noticed, SHE HAS HER TOP...
Soft porn girl invades World of Warcraft, dignity left at the door

Apparently, being a softcore model means that you have to do everything in your underpants. Yet another "NN" model has decided to tackle videogame for laughs, this one being Brooke Mark...
Nerdcore 2009 calendar launch event tomorrow night in Los Angeles

Our friends at Nerdcore are celebrating the release of their new 2009 calendar tomorrow night and you need to be there! If you live in the Los Angeles area, come out to Golden Apple Comics on Mel...
Daily irrelevance: Gears of Phwoar with Lucy Pinder

British journalism, best in the world! Good old UK "paper" The Daily Star has an in-depth and engaging feature on British model Lucy Pinder, making a big deal of the fact that she is, i...
Slow news day: Red Alert 3 wallpaper has women in it

It's a wallpaper for Red Alert 3 and it has women on it. There are some more as well. They also have women on them. Yes, the news today is of such low quality that it's come to this. Still, ...
X-Blades CLOTHING SITUATION UPDATE!

Regular readers of Destructoid will know that I have been keeping tabs on the latest clothing developments in X-Blades. Specifically, I have regularly been letting you know that she isn't wearing...
Rise of the Arse n' Norks: When games and lad mags unite

I can't even comprehend how or why this happened, but apparently, Codemasters and Front magazine decided to team up and create some sexy wallpapers that are vaguely related to upcoming action RPG...
More X-Blades screens, no further developments on clothing situation

She's still half-naked, and X-Blades is still looking like a shallow hack n' slash affair. No further developments, and none needed as far as I'm concerned. Barely clothed hack n' slash is just d...
Crane claws + big titties = Happy pervoids indeed

Because really, every toy shelf needs some smut. Sega has announced that its UFO Catcher cranes will soon feature the above cheeky bints as prizes. These 18cm tall girls are Kasumi and Ayane, hai...
The lovely ladies of Comiket 74

Comiket is the mecca for otaku. It's nothing like we've seen before at Otakon or at E3. The mainstay of the con isn't announcements or hands-on -- it's doujinshi. Comiket is a chance for doujinsh...
More X-Blades screens, still less clothing than is sensible

With Bayonetta, Darksiders and X-Blades all on the horizon, my love of mindless combat-oriented games is about to get what it yearns for big time. Today, we have some more screens from the latter...
Zombie slayers + Bikinis = pathetic excuse for a box art post

I like zombie slayers and I love bikinis, which is why I am frustrated that I never got to play Onechanbara. I think the fact that I've never seen a copy in my life is a worthwhile excuse, since ...
Dirty Japanese erotica for your Xbox 360: Bad boy, filthy boy, in your bed!

What with the Xbox 360 getting a boost in Japan thanks to a Japanese RPG, perhaps another staple of Japanese gaming culture, dirty ero titles, will help to cement its place. We'll find out if tha...
Street Fighter Online puts a... special item in the store

I'll admit it, I don't really know much about Street Fighter Online. Hell, I don't know much about Street Fighter besides what I've played of SFII and the characters who are in Marvel vs. Capcom....


 
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