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Adult Unicorns, Sex With EXPAND STORY TEXTSSubscribe to this tag Mad Catz: Microsoft won't block our Wireless N adapter 18 While Mad Catz' wireless N adapter may not be as sleek as the official Microsoft device, it has a few good things going for it. Namely, its price -- $79.99 compared to Microsoft's $100 asking pri... Penultimate experience in gaming arrives in Love Death 4 18 You knew it was coming. You knew that one day man would devise a way to control videogames with his penis. We think with it most of the time. Most of the games we play have something to do with p... SexBox: new console for playing AO-rated games 58 Oh my. A San Jose, CA-based company called Silicon Xtal Corporation has registered the name "SexBox" in the US, saying it will be used for "a video gaming console comprised of comp... UK Charts: Cricket tops an all-sport spectacular 16 Samit Sarkar would be proud this week, as the UK Chart is full to the brim with sports. The top five games are sports- or fitness-related, with Ashes Cricket 2009 ruling over them all. Cricket is... Rhianna Pratchett: Cutscenes are still important 41 It's become very en vogue to rail against cutscenes, claiming they break the flow of gameplay and do the interactive medium a disservice, but at least one writer believes otherwise. Rhianna Pratc... Mr. Destructoid sneaks onto an album cover, win a copy now 28 If I were intelligent, I'd be able to write something clever and entertaining here. Sadly, I do not resemble anything remotely close to that, so please bare with me.  As you know, I'm Dtoid'... Jimpressions: Killzone 2 'Flash & Thunder' map pack 15 Once again, Guerrilla Games has brought forth a fresh fistful of DLC for Killzone 2, providing us with two more maps in which to throw our grenades and spam our rocket launchers. The "Flash ... Dust is like Odin Sphere for furries 51 Elysian Tail: Dust is an XNA-developed game by Dean Dodrill that is currently in its Pre-Alpha phase. There are two very interesting things about this particular title. First of all, it looks abs... Videogames are stressful things, claims new study 24 According to a new British-backed Taiwanese study, videogames can be a contributing factor in rising stress levels and anxiety in young people. So, not only are they solely responsible for school... Blizzard mocks Diablo purists with unicorns that poo rainbows 39 The controversy surrounding Diablo 3 has been utterly ridiculous, and nobody seems to know that more than the developer itself. Blizzard has been poking fun at purist "fans" who complai... What is MC Hammer doing with Activision? 30 We have HOT information that nineties music sensation and preacher man MC Hammer is partaking in secret shenanigans with evil videogame publisher Activision.The word comes from Hammer's Twitter, ... Soulja Boy getting his own game? May God have mercy 64 The only thing I know about Soulja Boy is that his game-themed videos are ridiculous and that he's probably dyslexic. Oh, the other thing I know is that he's recently promised a Soulja Boy themed... Dyack: Too Human is so big one person can't possibly get all the in-game loot 38 Kizuko recently interviewed the king of tasteful game promotion, Denis Dyack, and managed to find out a range of interesting information about Too Human, including that it can take between "... New Captain Rainbow characters revealed: Not-so-little Mac and Takamaru 19  One of the many things that sucked about NoA'a presentation at E3 '08 was the complete and utter lack of Captain Rainbow footage. In case you missed Chad's previous coverage of the game, he... Destructoid Discusses! E3 equals meh? Maybe 33 Once again, back is the incredible ... The thyme animal ... The incredible Dyson G! Next-gen enemy number one ... FPS said freeze! And I got numb.Okay, so my poor attempt at quoting Public Enemy ... Video Games Live performances now in CD and mp3 form 17 If you have ever made it out to a Video Games Live show, you would know that it can leave you wanting more. Well, to continue the constant cycle of "first evers" VGL is giving you the o... Alone on 4th of July? Dtoid can help! 20 If you haven't heard, MillionManLan 7 is quickly approaching, and the deadline to sign up is Monday at 8 PM. It is a great event for gamers and promises to be an awesome weekend. So sign up here ... Dtoid history: Bad idea blooper reel 37 Look, I drink...and that has a tendency to result in some, let's just say, less-than-industry-standard ideas. For example, at the last Dtoid NARP, I tried to hire both midgets and strippers. Thos... Feast your arse on the new trailer for Golden Axe: Beast Rider 29 I am still torn on this one. While my love for generic action games is well known (I don't care for faux-innovation, just give me a sword and some monsters), there's something about the brawler s... Sadness screenshot revealed: Photograph of Bigfoot to follow 35 When I saw the last trailer for Duke Nukem Forever, I was almost worried that, should 3D Realms be serious this time, we'd lose one of the greatest examples of vaporware ever not-created. Luckily... Rumortoid: The Force Unleashed now has achievements 96 With all of the Star Wars: The Force Unleashed news and videos hitting the web and TV this week, it is really hard to imagine that even more is available for a game as far off as September. ... BREAKING: Geoff Keightley's copy of Mass Effect arrested in teen rape scandal 38 ZIMBABWE: Police have arrested game journalist Geoff Knightley's copy of Mass Effect for indecent exposure and filthy, filthy acts of unnatural sodomy. A neighbor phoned 911 after spotting the Ma... Guinness Book of World Records ... the game ... wait, what? 18 How do you pitch something like this to Destructoid readers? I guess you just say it -- Guinness Book of World Records the Videogame. There, I said it, and somehow I don't feel like I did the ide... Destructoid returns to Gametrailers TV tonight: This post has links edition 54 Tonight at 1 AM in your timezone (wherever you may be) Destructoid will have more of its crew on Spike TV's Gametrailers TV via MTV, and I think SpriteTV. Before you get all excited waiting to se... Starcraft 2 videos: Start preparing for lack of hygiene! 48 If yesterdays Starcraft 2 videos from CTZ were a little short for you pleasure, todays videos might give you the money shot that you are looking for. The Zerg are at it again but this time they ... New York Times maps the geek universe around Gary Gygax 37 Here's some chicken soup for the geek in you: the New York Times has mapped out a matrix of all of the things that may have directly benefited for the geekery that was Dungeons and Dragons. It m... Absolutely FABULOUS: The kings of camp 35 Longtime readers of Destructoid will know by now of my affinity for all things camp. When it comes to the truly outrageous, chances are I'll be a fan. It's fitting then, that I became a gamer, wh... Dtoid Interview: Microsoft's Aaron Greenberg 22 So, after the hectic schedule of GDC 2008, we got to take a break and sit down with MR. BIG VIP, Aaron Greenberg and talk about what the future holds from Microsoft, such Zune gaming and how the... Cashwh0re shirts are finally available and you can win! 126 Destructoid is proud to announce... well, maybe not proud, but, let's say ashamed to admit? We now have Cashwh0re shirts on sale on our marketplace. Stop reading this post and go buy now! At only... GTA4 details, and why I'm not posting them 78 As you may have noticed, Destructoid has not posted the Achievements yet for GTA4. We also, retracted a little bit of Nick's rumor post earlier and have not added anything else concerning the sto... Dtoid contest: Win Tabula Rasa with a contest idea? 61 Have you been wanting to check out Richard Garriott's Tabula Rasa on the PC, but your bank account just wont let you? Well, Destructoid can help you out. Let my personal stupidity help your gamin... Pokemon Snap comes to the Wii Virtual Console soon 18 I've been critical of the Virtual Console for a while, but one thing that can calm my tortured soul is the announcement of more N64 titles on the ethereal game service. In a rare move, Nintendo h... ScrewAttack takes a look at PS3 exclusives ... Yeah, I know (Audio NSFW) 102 It has been out for a year and has a massive library of exclusive games, and by massive I mean I have been in Chad's Jeep with more people (This sad joke is actually true). It is the PSTriples. O... More reason to loathe Second Life: Pedophile playground discovered in game 83 Yeah, you read it right. A little Sherlock Holmes action from Britain's Sky News TV turned up a virtual playground hidden behind a strip mall where girls that looked to be about age 10 offer sex ... Congratulations! Cheap Ass Gamer's Cheapy D is a daddy! 65 Friend of Destructoid and the frugal gamer, Cheap Ass Gamer's Cheapy D, is now the proud father of a baby boy, Tai. Born on October 20, 2007 at 11:56 AM, the future bargain hunter weighs in a 6lb... Trendslut redefined: Nerd Girl X 54 From time to time our Destructophone tip line is used by marketing folk as a way to get the word out for their latest product. Most of the time we're willing to oblige to a certain extent as thei... Big Brother is back on Xbox Live 60 It appears that Microsoft might be making another run at cutting down on dirty gamertags. Last night around 9 o'clock, another Live bomb hit, permanently separating some gamers fro... Captain Obvious: Second Life is overhyped 17 Ah, Second Life. Where else can one find mediocre recreations of real life landmarks, relive Midgar complete with fervent cosplayers, and make an attempt to titrape a unicorn? There's simply noth... Dragon War 3 is the greatest thing evar! (Audio NSFW, but watch anyways) 25 Hey stupid! Are you ready for the release of the most anticipated game in the last three months? It has 69.1 channels of nipple bleeding sound, three times the amount of the polygons, and 6... Video Game crushes: Wanting to rape your imaginary friends 55 After five hours of Eternal Sonata, I can finally admit it to myself: I have a crush on Frederic Chopin. Before you start laughing, think back over all the games you've played. Maybe you were so ... New commercial totally wins teh Halos (Audio NTSFW) 35 Look, I drink...And the fastest way to my heart is to make me laugh. Or through my pants. Or to give me money. That's not important right now. What's important is that remixes of the new Halo ads... Second Life gets even creepier: Sex with unicorns anyone? 81 Every time I write a post about how terrifyingly Caligulan Second Life has become I swear on a copy of Jane Eyre that I will never draw more attention to that digital Sodom, but then, some virtua... Second Life gets even creepier: Sex with unicorns anyone? 81 Every time I write a post about how terrifyingly Caligulan Second Life has become I swear on a copy of Jane Eyre that I will never draw more attention to that digital Sodom, but then, some virtua...		Save cash!   See "Black Friday" video game deals New on Destructoid.TV play all videos Loading Destructoid Videos Win this! 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