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    Videogames: They cause rickets now!

    When they're not inspiring rapists or teaching people exactly how to murder others in real life, videogames are giving children rickets. That's according to the British media, who have attributed...


    Kids spend 53 hours a week using media

    Data like the kind found in a recent study by Kaiser Family Foundation reminds me how much we as a society spend hunched over in front of a glowing screen, whether it be a cell phone, handheld, t...


    EA responds to 'bankrupt strategy' comments

    A few days ago, former EA executive Mitch Lasky wrote a scathing blog about Electronic Arts' business practices and what he called a "bankrupt strategy." While EA declined to issue an official re...


    Chavez: The PlayStation is 'poison'

    Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez doesn't like videogames. In fact, the controversial political figure hates them, having named the PlayStation a "poison" that lead Venezuelan children d...


    82% of parents familiar with ESRB ratings

    Evil publisher Activision has today provided yet more proof that the videogame industry is doing more than its fair share to protect children from violent videogames, with a whopping 82% of paren...


    CES 2010: The kid MMO you'll want to try: Lego Universe

    Look, I'm not trying to sell you on a PC MMO that is targeted at younger boys. I'm just saying that there's content in this game that is cool enough that I'm sure you'll want to give at least par...


    CES 2010: Ron Jeremy says games are worse than porn

    Notorious porn star Ron Jeremy let himself down when trying to defend his industry at a CES panel. When deflecting attacks from an anti-porn activist, the adult entertainment star chose not to st...


    Teenage World of Warcraft fan sexes up married lunatic

    We have another story of f*cked up World of Warcraft players doing f*cked up things, so sit tight and enjoy the show. A 42-year-old married mother of four flew across the country to meet a 16-yea...


    39% of British parents let kids play adult games

    Yet more fuel for the argument that parents need to be responsible for their children has surfaced recently, with a new poll from MyVoucherCodes revealing that 39% of parents let their kids play ...


    Boy stabbed to death 'over' a game of Tony Hawk

    A 9-year-old boy was allegedly stabbed to death by a 25-year-old "friend" because of a Tony Hawk game, and this is possibly one of the most messed up game-related stories we've ever seen.  A...


    Singer allegedly abuses children with Rock Band guitar

    Wait, what? Blackstreet singer Teddy Riley has been hit with a restraining order after his daughter accused him of abusing her and her sister with the help of a Rock Band guitar. Apparently, Rile...


    Cover your ears: Meet the screaming 'Xbox 360 Kid'

    In yet another cloying, mawkish tribute to the N64 kid, we have yet another Christmas video of some pudgy, ugly little child making unbelievable banshee noises because he received a game console...


    Drunk woman stabs teenager over Xbox argument

    A 55-year-old woman allegedly stabbed a 13-year-old boy in a drunken rage after the two argued over his Xbox gaming habits, it has been reported. Isobel MacKenzie denies the stabbing, h...


    Mother calls 911 because kid won't stop playing games

    As if we needed any further evidence of the incompetence of parents in America, here we have another mother with a complete inability to control her spawn. A 14-year-old boy wouldn't stop playing...


    Matt Hazard merch resurfaces on eBay for a good cause

    Four sets of retro Matt Hazard memorabilia have shown up on eBay. The seller, who is totally some random dude and not at all selling the stuff in the name of marketing, is going the respectable r...


    Child's Play already brings in over $1 million

    Evidently there are a lot of people out there who are better people than I am. Though I try to volunteer as often as I can, I have still not donated to Child's Play this year. However, a lot of p...


    Our country's future: 82 percent of kids are gamers

    The NPD as used their magic to determine that 82% of kids are gamers. Think about that for a minute. That means the next generation is going to be like you and I. No, really, think about that for...


    Support this: 48 hours of Ratchet & Clank for charity

    It's truly awe-inspiring to see how many gamers are willing to put their dedication to good use by organizing gaming marathons in the name of Child's Play. And let's not forget the generous peopl...


    Man plays videogames, falls asleep on a baby

    Emanuel Lawrence faces charges of aggravated manslaughter after a pot-fueled gaming binge caused him to fall asleep ... on his daughter. In a night of activity that police are calling "irresponsi...


    Father-Mother demands you buy Zeno Clash for $5.10

    All right, this is it. Going forward, I can't handle any more posts on Zeno Clash Steam sales. Never again. The indie-crafted first-person brawler is temporarily 66% off on Steam, and you need to...


    Kid reports parents to cops after they take his Xbox

    Yet more evidence that children are stupid and should be mass-executed has arrived today, with word of a young boy in Illinois who called the cops after his parents took his Xbox (we assume a 360...


    Hotel bans games for Christmas in the name of families

    Videogames should be a part of every Christmas in a spiritual, traditional, and legally-enforced sense. Unfortunately, however, our letters to the United Nations demanding that anybody not playin...


    Man kills his son over a missing videogame (facepalm)

    A forty-year-old man becoming enraged beyond reason over a missing videogame is worrying enough, but when you find out he's prepared to kill his family for it, things enter a whole new level of d...


    Pediatricians say videogames as bad as smoking

    Sensationalist headline is GO! While the headline up there is true I have actually twisted the words around a bit to make it seem even more shocking and appalling so as to grab your attention. Ho...


    MGS: Peace Walker on PSP so children can play it

    Oh Hideo Kojima, you shady old bastard, you! The Metal Gear Solid creator has explained why the latest game in his stealth series, Peace Walker, is on the PlayStation Portable, despite looking ep...


    Videogames: They cripple your kids now

    It's time yet again for another scientific study that may or may not prove videogames are detrimental to your health! The mainstream media is lapping up a brand new report that suggests videogame...


    Wii used to bribe children into being better people

    Throughout the many eons that man has raised children one fact has been universally accepted by all those involved in the raising of said children: bribery will get you everywhere. It may not see...


    Finally you'll be able to make Halloween cards on the Wii

    Not to be shown up by the Xbox LIVE Indie game, Pumpkin Carver, 505 Games has something up its sleeve for Wii owners: Halloween Greeting Card for the Wii. Rated by the ESRB (for everyone, ob...


    15-year-old set on fire over $40 videogame debt

    A group of kids are currently in detention for setting one of their peers on fire over a $40 videogame debt. Micheal Brewer was set alight at an apartment complex in Deerfield Beach, Florida, whe...


    Kids love Nintendo more than anything... EVAR

    Remember the Nintendo 64 kid? How could you forget, really. Sometimes I can't go to sleep because his shrill screams haunt me. The majority of us probably thought he overreacted a bit to the gift...


    This woman is giving birth to a Drybones

    I have no idea what kind of men this expectant mother has been sleeping with, but it appears that the result has been a tummy full of Drybones. This ultrasound quite clearly shows an undead Koopa...


    Singapore gamers forge ludicrous suicide pact (update)

    Eight Singapore fans of Japanese game Slayers entered into a suicide pact so that they could become "Slayers" themselves and kill demons in World War III. The "pact" lasted tw...


    Today, it is legal to sell adult games to kids in the UK

    It's always been considered illegal to sell adult-rated videogames and movies to minors in the UK, ever since the Video Recordings Act of 1984. However, it's been discovered today that the requir...


    Videogames: They cause gambling now

    Laziness, murder, suicides. Videogames have been linked to all sorts of sin and vice, so what's one more problem to throw on the pile? New "research" (i.e, some people with an agenda a...


    Fairytale Fights has a 'Kill 1,000 Children' Achievement

    Oh, sweet controversy! Tongue-in-cheek hack-n'-slash game Fairytale Fights may be the very first console game to reward players for murdering kids, including as it does an Xbox 360 Achievement fo...


    Study says videogames are to blame for back trouble

    Before we get started, I would like to note that naively searching "back trouble" on Google Images yields some unexpected results after a few pages. Anyway, a study conducted by a Queen...


    Young EGM reader can't cancel new Maxim subscription

    What is it about having a child that turns so many women into compulsive complaint-filers overnight? Whenever something happens on TV, on the radio, or in videogames, you can guarantee that a gag...


    Tell your kids: LotR: Aragorn's Quest has sort of been dated

    I'm both mad and happy that The Lord of the Rings: Aragorn's Quest is aged at a demographic of which I don't belong. I'm upset because for once, we are getting a videogame that has a blue sky, bu...


    Porn ads in game magazines show lack of morality?

    UK gaming magazines are full of ads for porn, sex toys and dirty phone lines. Anybody who has bought an Imagine-published mag will tell you that they are, in fact, the best bits. However, one Bri...


    Too much gaming time may raise kids' blood pressure

    Lots of things can raise your blood pressure -- traffic jams, stressful days at work, pictures of mostly naked girls writhing on a bed of cherries. Apparently the latest in this list is videogame...


    Game critic wants ten-day ban on videogames for schoolkids

    Lt. Col. Dave Grossman is a name that pops up in anti-videogame circles now and then. He's an author and former military man who believes that children can train themselves to become snipers by p...


    How to make 1 million dollars before your balls drop

    Hey, you! Yea, you! Do want to make money quick? Do you want women, power and fast cars? Do you want to be snorting cocaine off a hooker within the next six weeks? Well, if you're Lil' Poison, Ar...


    Punk kid hits people with car doors, Grand Theft Auto blamed

    You know the drill by now. Some filthy little sh*thead decides to be antisocial and delinquent, then tries to dodge accountability by blaming videogames, something he knows will deflect the blame...


    Thailand planning cyber cafe curfew for kids

    Thailand's ridiculous crackdown on videogames continues apace, with the country's authorities devising yet more ways in which they can ruin everybody's fun. Concerned now about "addiction&qu...


    China ends electric shock treatment for Internet addicts

    Did you know that China has been introducing game-loving children to the wacky world of electric shock therapy? That's right -- parents have been willingly signing their children up for a course ...


    Pedophile blames videogames for being a pedophile

    Blaming videogames for your sins is all the rage, and it's such a hip movement that even dirty pedophiles are doing it! 38-year-old Ontario man Michael Cherry loves him some kiddy porn, but in pl...


    Sesame Street approves of videogames

    While politicians and moral crusaders have done their best to criticize videogames and preach about their perceived ill effects, Sesame Street (by way of the Joan Glanz Clooney Center at Sesame W...


    Best Mario/Luigi/little boy/fruit snacks 'rap' video EVER!

    There is no real context for why I am posting this video for all of you to see. To be honest, my friend just forwarded it to me and I laughed so hard I felt the need to share.In the early ‘...


    NG Sigma 2: 14-year-old has huge boobs, new face

    Koei Warriors had a recent chat with Team Ninja about Koei Tecmo's first official videogame, Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2. The PS3 exclusive is a reworking of the original Ninja Gaiden 2, with extra feat...


    New UK game rating symbols: Pictures of numbers!

    With the news that PEGI has become the UK's sole game rating system, a brand new set of game rating symbols have appeared. These new symbols share similiarities with the old PEGI ones, but have b...


    Koei Tecmo paying people to f*ck in the name of repopulation

    How do you cure Japanese underpopulation? Have loads of sex! How do you make sure people are having sex? If you're Koei Tecmo, you pay your employees thousands of dollars to do it! That's right, ...


    Boy accidentally shoots brother dead over videogame fight

    I'm sure we've all wanted to shoot our brothers at some point, but 11-year-old  De-Andre Finley went that extra mile, accidentally killing his 9-year-old sibling after a videogame row ended ...


    11-year-old 'genius' hates videogames

    Moshe Kai Cavalin, an 11-year-old graduate from East Los Angeles College, is one smart little kid. However, he has proven that pure intelligence is no substitute for sense and taste, claiming tha...


    Videogames and CO poisoning, together at last!

    Videogames cause rape, murder, domestic abuse, obesity and now they are kind of responsible for CO poisoning. That's the word coming from a new report that says people are using gas-powered gener...


    Boy kills himself after being banned from games

    A 12-year-old Bangkok boy leapt to his death from a sixth floor veranda after his parents decided to ban him from videogames. The boy was an avid gamer, and it was deemed that his addiction was t...


    Woman loves videogames more than one-year-old son

    A Kennesaw woman has incontrovertibly proven that videogames are better than children after being arrested for abandoning her one-year-old son in a vehicle so she could get a gaming fix at a near...


    The doctor is in, and he'll stop your kids playing Xbox

    The world of lazy parenting has gotten a shot in the arm with the launch of the GameDr, a brand new invention that will revolutionize the way that children are half-heartedly disciplined by adult...


     

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