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Videogames: They cause rickets now!
When they're not inspiring rapists or teaching people exactly how to murder others in real life, videogames are giving children rickets. That's according to the British media, who have attributed...
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Kids spend 53 hours a week using media
Data like the kind found in a recent study by Kaiser Family Foundation reminds me how much we as a society spend hunched over in front of a glowing screen, whether it be a cell phone, handheld, t...
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EA responds to 'bankrupt strategy' comments
A few days ago, former EA executive Mitch Lasky wrote a scathing blog about Electronic Arts' business practices and what he called a "bankrupt strategy." While EA declined to issue an official re...
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Chavez: The PlayStation is 'poison'
Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez doesn't like videogames. In fact, the controversial political figure hates them, having named the PlayStation a "poison" that lead Venezuelan children d...
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82% of parents familiar with ESRB ratings
Evil publisher Activision has today provided yet more proof that the videogame industry is doing more than its fair share to protect children from violent videogames, with a whopping 82% of paren...
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39% of British parents let kids play adult games
Yet more fuel for the argument that parents need to be responsible for their children has surfaced recently, with a new poll from MyVoucherCodes revealing that 39% of parents let their kids play ...
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Boy stabbed to death 'over' a game of Tony Hawk
A 9-year-old boy was allegedly stabbed to death by a 25-year-old "friend" because of a Tony Hawk game, and this is possibly one of the most messed up game-related stories we've ever seen.
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Drunk woman stabs teenager over Xbox argument
A 55-year-old woman allegedly stabbed a 13-year-old boy in a drunken rage after the two argued over his Xbox gaming habits, it has been reported. Isobel MacKenzie denies the stabbing, h...
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Child's Play already brings in over $1 million
Evidently there are a lot of people out there who are better people than I am. Though I try to volunteer as often as I can, I have still not donated to Child's Play this year. However, a lot of p...
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Man plays videogames, falls asleep on a baby
Emanuel Lawrence faces charges of aggravated manslaughter after a pot-fueled gaming binge caused him to fall asleep ... on his daughter. In a night of activity that police are calling "irresponsi...
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Pediatricians say videogames as bad as smoking
Sensationalist headline is GO! While the headline up there is true I have actually twisted the words around a bit to make it seem even more shocking and appalling so as to grab your attention. Ho...
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MGS: Peace Walker on PSP so children can play it
Oh Hideo Kojima, you shady old bastard, you! The Metal Gear Solid creator has explained why the latest game in his stealth series, Peace Walker, is on the PlayStation Portable, despite looking ep...
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Videogames: They cripple your kids now
It's time yet again for another scientific study that may or may not prove videogames are detrimental to your health! The mainstream media is lapping up a brand new report that suggests videogame...
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15-year-old set on fire over $40 videogame debt
A group of kids are currently in detention for setting one of their peers on fire over a $40 videogame debt. Micheal Brewer was set alight at an apartment complex in Deerfield Beach, Florida, whe...
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Kids love Nintendo more than anything... EVAR
Remember the Nintendo 64 kid? How could you forget, really. Sometimes I can't go to sleep because his shrill screams haunt me. The majority of us probably thought he overreacted a bit to the gift...
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This woman is giving birth to a Drybones
I have no idea what kind of men this expectant mother has been sleeping with, but it appears that the result has been a tummy full of Drybones. This ultrasound quite clearly shows an undead Koopa...
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Videogames: They cause gambling now
Laziness, murder, suicides. Videogames have been linked to all sorts of sin and vice, so what's one more problem to throw on the pile? New "research" (i.e, some people with an agenda a...
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Porn ads in game magazines show lack of morality?
UK gaming magazines are full of ads for porn, sex toys and dirty phone lines. Anybody who has bought an Imagine-published mag will tell you that they are, in fact, the best bits. However, one Bri...
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Thailand planning cyber cafe curfew for kids
Thailand's ridiculous crackdown on videogames continues apace, with the country's authorities devising yet more ways in which they can ruin everybody's fun. Concerned now about "addiction&qu...
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Pedophile blames videogames for being a pedophile
Blaming videogames for your sins is all the rage, and it's such a hip movement that even dirty pedophiles are doing it! 38-year-old Ontario man Michael Cherry loves him some kiddy porn, but in pl...
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Sesame Street approves of videogames
While politicians and moral crusaders have done their best to criticize videogames and preach about their perceived ill effects, Sesame Street (by way of the Joan Glanz Clooney Center at Sesame W...
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NG Sigma 2: 14-year-old has huge boobs, new face
Koei Warriors had a recent chat with Team Ninja about Koei Tecmo's first official videogame, Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2. The PS3 exclusive is a reworking of the original Ninja Gaiden 2, with extra feat...
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New UK game rating symbols: Pictures of numbers!
With the news that PEGI has become the UK's sole game rating system, a brand new set of game rating symbols have appeared. These new symbols share similiarities with the old PEGI ones, but have b...
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11-year-old 'genius' hates videogames
Moshe Kai Cavalin, an 11-year-old graduate from East Los Angeles College, is one smart little kid. However, he has proven that pure intelligence is no substitute for sense and taste, claiming tha...
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Videogames and CO poisoning, together at last!
Videogames cause rape, murder, domestic abuse, obesity and now they are kind of responsible for CO poisoning. That's the word coming from a new report that says people are using gas-powered gener...
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Boy kills himself after being banned from games
A 12-year-old Bangkok boy leapt to his death from a sixth floor veranda after his parents decided to ban him from videogames. The boy was an avid gamer, and it was deemed that his addiction was t...
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Woman loves videogames more than one-year-old son
A Kennesaw woman has incontrovertibly proven that videogames are better than children after being arrested for abandoning her one-year-old son in a vehicle so she could get a gaming fix at a near...
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