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Go to Jail, Go directly to jail, if you pass GO do NOT collect 200 pounds.
WTF was community chest anyway.
WTF was community chest anyway.
This was the single greatest article I've read all week.
Since I'm such a whore for irony, excuse me while I go fap.
Since I'm such a whore for irony, excuse me while I go fap.
This only said "How Ironic" when I hovered over the link in my RSS feed, so I thought that was the entire content of the article and I really laughed hard at that. Hahaha.
Monopoly games are old. Of the 50 versions avalable they are all the same and all inferior to the board game.
Why - custom rules on the board game are truly custom. Not from a list of pre set "customs".
Finish the bottle if you land on free parking will never be on a computerised monopoly. Hence board game wins.
Why - custom rules on the board game are truly custom. Not from a list of pre set "customs".
Finish the bottle if you land on free parking will never be on a computerised monopoly. Hence board game wins.
3 things I want from this game.
1) The PROPER London layout. If I get this and see railroads on my Monopoly boards I'm going to be angry.
2) Customisable boards (ala My Monopoly) because buying Your Mum for £50 is always funny.
3) Just make it Monopoly. I don't want this party shit, just give me a board game.
1) The PROPER London layout. If I get this and see railroads on my Monopoly boards I'm going to be angry.
2) Customisable boards (ala My Monopoly) because buying Your Mum for £50 is always funny.
3) Just make it Monopoly. I don't want this party shit, just give me a board game.
Ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you Jim Sterling: the Woodward/Bernstein of internet journalism.
oh dear oh dear oh dear. I don't see how the next gen consoles could handle the graphics needed for monopoly.
"NOW INSTEAD OF GOING TO JAIL YOU ENTER THE DEATH ZONE AND ARE ARMED ONLY WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER... BOMBARDED BY EXPLOSION AFTER EXPLOSION!!!1111!!!!"
"NOW INSTEAD OF GOING TO JAIL YOU ENTER THE DEATH ZONE AND ARE ARMED ONLY WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER... BOMBARDED BY EXPLOSION AFTER EXPLOSION!!!1111!!!!"
It'll be released and become semi-successful, which will make EA buy all the rights to all Parker Brothers, Mattel and Hasbro board games. They will then release 1 video game per board game every 9 months with no changes other than updated rosters. And they'll remove the Thimble piece from Monopoly, citing it as being "overpowered".
They will then charge $10 to players to get the Thimble BACK, stating "re-stocking fees". This Thimble will now be UNDERPOWERED, but will have a special /dance emoticon.
People will get bored of these games, and start calling EA "fucktards" and "thieves". To combat this, EA will release a video game version of the Muslim-created board game, "From Mecca to Medina" for free. Since this is a game about arab trade-routs, and the Muslims made no money from this...The Muslims will riot, citing "hurt feelings", eventually causing a giant BAWWWWfest that leads to the occupation of all Muslim countries and this, bringing about WWIII.
EA is the harbinger of the apocalypse, you see.
I beg you, EA...Do not ruin the board games. The world will end.
They will then charge $10 to players to get the Thimble BACK, stating "re-stocking fees". This Thimble will now be UNDERPOWERED, but will have a special /dance emoticon.
People will get bored of these games, and start calling EA "fucktards" and "thieves". To combat this, EA will release a video game version of the Muslim-created board game, "From Mecca to Medina" for free. Since this is a game about arab trade-routs, and the Muslims made no money from this...The Muslims will riot, citing "hurt feelings", eventually causing a giant BAWWWWfest that leads to the occupation of all Muslim countries and this, bringing about WWIII.
EA is the harbinger of the apocalypse, you see.
I beg you, EA...Do not ruin the board games. The world will end.
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