Konami of Japan is many things, but they're a little behind Disney. Watch as a wheeled in employee in an authentic Elebits costume (hunched over? little person? freak?) falls flat on their Elebutt, nearly crushing little chilluns, and is wheeled out of the scene by red shirts who, despite being a superior race, are destined to die first. Sucks 2 BU! Hit the jump for the pioneer faller of the 80's.
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Also, Elebits guy looked hilariously awesome.