8:34 AM on 04.16.2006
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Niero

Assuming that it were possible by the miracle of imaginary emulation, what would it look like? I know. It would be a lot like that piece of hot, zesty turd that was Drakkhen.

I loved to hate this game. The graphics sucked, the gameplay was awful, and it showcased that
Mode 7 was absolutely no substitute for the true 3d graphics processor that powered the ship on Flight of the Navigator. Today, I am grateful, dear lord, that graphics technology has faithfully evolved out of awkward poligons and into a pair of semi believable jumblies, almost realistic foliage, and perhaps at the end of this year,
frame rates that our eyes can't even enjoy. Amen.

Ahhh, that's more like it.
*** Bonus Stage: Somebody actually went through the trouble of
beating this game instead of telling the video store clerk that A) they picked the wrong game by accident and/or B) their little brother is really sick and weak, and all he really wanted was Pilotwings *** And this french guy was the only person that
bought the sequel.
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