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drakken.jpg Assuming that it were possible by the miracle of imaginary emulation, what would it look like? I know. It would be a lot like that piece of hot, zesty turd that was Drakkhen. drakh-3.gif I loved to hate this game. The graphics sucked, the gameplay was awful, and it showcased that Mode 7 was absolutely no substitute for the true 3d graphics processor that powered the ship on Flight of the Navigator. Today, I am grateful, dear lord, that graphics technology has faithfully evolved out of awkward poligons and into a pair of semi believable jumblies, almost realistic foliage, and perhaps at the end of this year, frame rates that our eyes can't even enjoy. Amen. elder.jpg Ahhh, that's more like it. *** Bonus Stage: Somebody actually went through the trouble of beating this game instead of telling the video store clerk that A) they picked the wrong game by accident and/or B) their little brother is really sick and weak, and all he really wanted was Pilotwings *** And this french guy was the only person that bought the sequel.







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