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Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:41
Los255
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
Overcooled's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:41
Overcooled
My mind. It has been blown.
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:42
Bulkmailer
That looks fun, I want it now.
Monster w21 Faces's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:43
Monster w21 Faces
EKANS IS SNAKE BACKWARDS
rogXue's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:44
rogXue
If this level has not been approved by Nintendo I hope this company has a lot of money. Nintendo's about to take it all.
AkumaLovesYou's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:44
AkumaLovesYou
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP.
janoDX's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:44
janoDX
wow... I smell a 10/10 from sterling and north
Antwhan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:44
Antwhan
He's slithering around quite nicely. Now if only he could use wrap and bite too.

I wonder how he'll fire a bow an arrow...
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:45
Jim Sterling
Fun fact: Ekans took me 15 minutes to make. The character editor is just that easy!
watermanx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:46
watermanx
with god of war, uncharted 2 and this, I might just buy a ps3.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:46
Mr Andy Dixon
I cannot wait to play this game.
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:46
Corduroy Turtle
siht si rebmud naht tihs.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:48
Mr Andy Dixon
@Jim

Yeah, but how long to make a walking penis? (We all know you tried!)
Nic128's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:48
Nic128
Mind blown.
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:48
Diverse
driving drunk i'm doing my thang
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:49
Ganjookie
4/10 but otherwise it was pretty good.

I wasn't sure if I liked the storyline much, and the characters really didn't catch my attention except for Ekans.

This to me was a pure 3D-8-bit masturbatory game that FromSoftware gave us because they have lost all imagination and now just pump out games that rip off other games.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:49
Monodi
oh my goodness
xenoslave42's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:50
xenoslave42
Nice work. Can't wait to get me hands on this game. I am fully committed to the idea of making a lunchbox as my character.
Bachonga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:51
Bachonga
Hahahahahahaha Jim this is awesome
bunnymud's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:51
bunnymud
Looks too easy
Interlink's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:51
Interlink
Pretty funny stuff.

Now, the big question is whether you make Agent Morgan?
xenoslave42's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:52
xenoslave42
*my not me. And pls don't start that shit again Ganjookie.
BlancoDiablo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:53
BlancoDiablo
"Got a sleeping bag!"

lolol

Oh, that's the kind of subtle humor I adore.

Even if it was unintentional, I just know that somewhere out there, a previously traumatized camper saw that, and whimpered pathetically.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:53
PappaDukes
OHMYFUCKINGGOD!
jymkata's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:55
jymkata
Ask me what I'm going to make.
Ask me what I'm going to make.
What am I going to play as?



It's going to be a dong.
ChrisRuotola's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:55
ChrisRuotola
You would.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:56
GoldenGamerXero
I need a PS3
Berial's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 15:56
Berial
I just died of laughter :D XD
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:02
Super Drybones
Kim, how many penises did you make before this Ekans?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:04
Jim Sterling
bunnymud:

That's the trick. It LOOKS way easier than it actually is. Especially when you start hitting dungeons and bosses.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:06
GohanGVO
I love how his tongue sticks out while attacking. Ekans is king.
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:07
naia-the-gamer
I want this game like nobodys business.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:09
falinter
WHAA
Josef Hargreaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:14
Josef Hargreaves
/Thread after Overlooked's comment.
AstralDrmz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:14
AstralDrmz
Can't wait to beat this as MegaMan, Protoman, Link, and a select number of other copyrighted characters!
silvain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:25
silvain
The tongue animation and slithering really make it.

I'm looking forward to making a cat, or maybe the @ from rogue.
Dv8thwonder's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:27
Dv8thwonder
It only does everything but sell games.
Falleen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:27
Falleen
Ekans used swipe! ITS SUPER EFECTIVE!
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:29
Kyle MacGregor
OH HELL YES!

I must make Vulpix.
Davidfoundation's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:30
Davidfoundation
Hahaha friggin Jim!
flea friend's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:33
flea friend
Looks like it's kind of tricky to hit things that are further back because of the perspective.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:40
AngelsDontBurn
Cannot wait for this game.
flabzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:42
flabzilla
@bunnymud just like Zelda games and there over worlds, enemies are usually optional distractions most of the time, I know with zelda at least it's more the dungen puzzles combined with enemies where the challenge is.
necrozen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:44
necrozen
Oh man. Great idea! I want to make a midget lumberjack with cupcakes for hands. Ugh, it seems so far off till the release though...
Renbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:48
Renbo
Well, time to buy a PS3. :)
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:49
GoldenGamerXero
@Dv8thwonder

Was there really any need? This looks like a great game that should be appreciated regardless of how you feel about the console it's on.
Overcow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:50
Overcow
The world owes you yet another one Jim.
zanthox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 16:51
zanthox
DAG YO
Bearded's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 17:09
Bearded
that music is fucking awful, I keep anticipating the zelda theme but it never comes IT NEVER COMES!
Poe's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 17:18
Poe
Gamers put down their controllers and looked to the sky. The clouds parted to reveal a glowing, resplendent figure of purple and yellow descending from the heavens. Their mouths agape, the gamers heard a single word exit the creature's mouth, a word that revealed the secrets of time, space and life itself. The word was EKANS.

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