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Braid is finally out on XBLA today, and, what with it being beautiful, intelligent, and 400 MS Points more expensive than gamers might be used to, I'm a little worried not as many people will be playing the game as it deserves. A proper Destructoid review is forthcoming, but with Bionic Commando Rearmed coming out next week, I feel like more immediate measures need to be taken at this point. 

It is with this in mind that I have crafted the following Top Eight list. Our review will be far more indepth and include commentary from Jim Sterling and Chad Concelmo, but this should hopefully suffice for now. 

If you're on the fence about Braid, or if you've steadfastly decided against it because you refuse to pay more than 800 Microsoft Points for any Arcade title, then you should probably be aware of the following eight things, viewable after the jump, which might do something to change your mind.

 

8. If you're American, you're only paying an extra $5 for a game which is worth at least $30 more

The MS Point conversion is different if you live outside America, but even so: Braid is full of enough new ideas and clever game design to warrant a much, much larger price tag than it currently has.

It is, of course, worth complaining about that MS is basically extorting their audience of as much money as humanly possible while reducing the developer royalties to half what they used to be, but the simple fact remains: Braid is more than worth its current asking price. Period. 

Hell, people were willing to throw five bucks at this, yet they refuse to put that money toward the most imaginative XBLA game ever just because they're not used to doing so? It doesn't make sense.

 

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7. It does more with time manipulation than you've ever experienced in a mainstream game before.

I've often heard, from people who have not yet played the game, that Braid isn't that interesting because it "rips off" the rewind mechanic from Blinx or Prince of Persia: Sands of Time.

This is like comparing a lap dance to an eight-hour orgy.

In Blinx and Sands of Time, the rewind is limited and almost never interacts with the core gameplay in a meaningful way: you could take out the rewind from Sands of Time almost entirely and it'd still be the same game, because it only exists as a cute way of allowing the player to undo their mistakes (until your sand runs out, anyway).

In Braid, the rewind and the time manipulation are the core gameplay. You cannot possibly play through a single level without the rewind, and the rewind is totally unlimited. The core mechanics revolve entirely around the time manipulation, making for a much deeper, focused, and entertaining gameplay experience than the games it "ripped off."

 

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6. You'll love it even if you find artgames pretentious

If you're the type who thought Passage was boring and condescending, if the mere utterance of the phrase "artgame" induces nausea, then you might be understandably skeptical about Braid, what with its heavy symbolism and dense themes.

You needn't worry, however. While there is indeed a wealth of metaphors and subtext and all those things which one might say "artgames" are known for, Braid never rubs your nose in any of it. Though the final level is a damn near perfect synthesis of metaphor and gameplay, the rest of the title's metaphorical underpinnings are subtle enough (frequently delivered through a few paragraphs of text written in books you can literally sprint past without reading) that if you just want to play with the awesomely imaginative time mechanics without scratching your head over what the rewind mechanic symbolizes, you most definitely can. 

 

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5. If you do love artgames, you'll be in heaven

Though Braid is definitely much more esoteric than the aforementioned Passage, it's filled to the brim with visual and mechanical symbolism. The first time I played through the final level, my jaw dropped, and I'm still wrapping my head around some of the philosophical concepts the game posits throughout its six worlds.

You'll still be thinking about Braid long, long after you complete it, and every new playthrough will unveil a new idea or metaphor you'd completely missed the first time around.

Additionally, artgames like Passage or The Marriage typically only last minutes, due to the simplicity of their theme or gameplay. Braid is just as full of ideas as those other titles, but manages to sustain itself over an experience hundreds of times longer than what those shorter artgames offer. This has never been done before -- we've never before had an artgame of this length or depth.

Braid is the single most artistically dense game ever relased on a major platform. 

 

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4. It's like Portal

Not in terms of actual mechanics -- Braid is about temporal manipulation, not spatial -- but in terms of how it subtly and brilliantly acclimates the player to worlds of incredible mechanic complexity.

You know how, when we all first saw the trailers for Portal, a significant amount of the gaming community thought, "There's no way I'm going to be able to understand how those physics work -- just watching the trailer made my head hurt." And yet, only an hour or so after picking the game up, and after some wonderfully mind-expanding puzzles, players were propelling themselves around the world with remarkably dexterity.

Braid is the same way. The parallel universe world seems so confounding at first, but after a little bit of work, the rules of the world will suddenly click and everything will make beautiful, beautiful sense. The worlds, which seem literally impossible to understand at first, will become familiar to you almost without your realizing it.

This isn't to say the game is easy, however, since:

 

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3. Every single level offers something new

From level to level and world to world, Braid is completely devoid of filler. Each puzzle uses the time manipulation in a way wholly different  than anything the player has borne witness to before. 

By the time you've completely mastered how to use the sparkly-green rewind immunity to jump across a series of moving platforms, you're suddenly asked to use that same mechanic in a door-opening puzzle. Then, in a goddamned boss fight. Jonathan Blow milks each of his time manipulation mechanics to the point where at the end of each world, you'll have experienced at least ten different angles on a single idea, each drastically different than the others. 

This lack of filler might lead some to complain that the game is "too short," but if you're playing the game the way it's meant to be played -- which is to say, without a walkthrough -- you'll be spending at least much time with it as you did Portal, and for less cash.

And besides, wouldn't you take four to six hours of consistently imaginative, mind-expanding gameplay over fifteen to twenty of repetitive filler?

 

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2. It's goddamn beautiful on an HDTV. Or period.

David Hellman's art, when combined with the music, is simply breathtaking. You can't really understand how great it looks without seeing it in motion, but Jesus. I've been replaying my preview build on my PC for the last three months, drinking in all the subtleties of the artwork, and yet I'm still impressed by how good it looks on a high-def television. 

 

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1. There has never been another game like Braid

I realize that sounds like overstatement, but I mean it wholeheartedly. Never, in the goddamned history of videogaming, has there been another game like Braid. No game has sought to combine six different worlds of such immersive, brilliantly realized time manipulation with an incredibly artistic, epic-yet-personal tale of a man struggling to find his princess.

It combines emotion and ideas with mind-bending gameplay. It messes with time in ways simultaneously alien and totally plausible. It's the longest, deepest artgame ever made.

I can only speak for myself, but I honestly believe it is the single best game on Xbox Live Arcade, and also one of the best games I've ever played.

"Must buy" doesn't even begin to cover it. 

 


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xdaytime's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:05
xdaytime
FALSE INFO YOU FORGOT FEAR lulz
numberThirtyOne's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:06
numberThirtyOne
@Heretic
Since you've assumed a couple of times that the same people who won't buy this did buy Penny Arcade, I'll say that I was planning on buying it, but didn't due to the price. If Castle Crashers is even more, I probably won't be buying it either.

@Mogg
If people don't like the price, they won't buy it. That's also called Capitalism.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:06
NihonTiger90
Xbox Live Arcade is gonna make me broke. Not because of Braid, but because of Braid and all the other awesome games I have yet to download.
Poopface Morty's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:10
Poopface Morty
You know what?

I didn't even know what the fuck Braid was before clicking this link. I've been so busy and detatched from the gaming community for the past several months that I have never even heard of this games. Well, maybe I've seen a mention here or there, but didn't bother to pay any attention. Then I clicked this link and read up on it.

And you know what?

I'm buying this thing ASAP. It looks simply gorgeous, the gameplay seems compelling, I like games with metaphors behind them, even if sometimes I have to pretend I know what the fuck is behind them (eg. Ikaruga).
Polish Hill's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:11
Polish Hill
I was on the fence about this game, not so much because of the price point but more because the puzzle-platformer genre has never piqued my interest.

But after having fun with the demo and reading Rev's article I added points and grabbed it. Can't wait to reach the final level now and regardless of how much replayability I get out of the game I feel like its worth it.

Supporting great developers who make these innovative games should make us as gamers feel like we're fighting the good fight. And really how far is that extra $5 dollars going to go in today's world anyhow?

Great article and I look forward to playing more Braid and seeing the review.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:13
HarassmentPanda
I disagree with you. In an ideal market, quality should have nothing to do with price. If 800 points can cover the cost of developing, marketing, and releasing Braid, I should be charged 800 points. I shouldn't be asked to pay an extra 400 points (most of which goes to Microsoft) because the game is actually good. You should demand quality from the games you purchase, otherwise you should not buy them. We should never support a baseline price for games that increases along with the quality of the product.

Likewise, your previous argument that Fable 2 should be $10 because Fable is $10 is fatally flawed. Fable was $60 at release just as Fable 2 will be. The current $10 price has nothing to do with quality and everything to do with the fact that the market will not support a $60 price tag for a 4 year old previous generation game. The developers and publishers made up their costs for Fable at the original $60 price point and any continuing sales are just icing on the cake. Hell, people are still paying $50 for the newly released Mac version of Fable even today.

The problem with XBLA is that games don't follow this commonsense economic model. Launch XBLA games cost as much now as they did then. It's stupid, ineffective, and hurts developers far more than Microsoft.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:15
Spartacus
Anthony, you write the biggest teases ever. When will it come out on PC, goddamit?
ElfShotTheFood's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:17
ElfShotTheFood
I'd rather buy this than a map pack.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:28
HarassmentPanda
Again, Heretic, games on physical media have a greater perceived value to them because they can be resold, rented, and traded. Furthermore, games on physical media are yours forever: They can be played on your current and any other console or you can play them "unofficial" consoles years later.

I have dozens of NES and ColecoVision games from my childhood that I can still plug in and play to this day. That is not the case with downloadable games. Because of DRM, I can't even play Braid on both of my 360s without significant complication. Furthermore, when my console dies or Microsoft decides to stop supporting DRM reassignment, my game is lost. With XBLA games and DLC you are essentially paying for a disposable product. The security of knowing that a game is mine forever is worth an extra $5 to me.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:32
Arttemis
@Heretic - I'm not so eager to rush out and purchase a game that's being overpriced not to recoup production expenses, but to simply try to milk 50% extra funds from its consumers to line the pockets of publishing executives.

As a consumer, I'm always going to be trying to get the best deal possible. I'm not going to blindly purchase something that's clearly being overpriced for the sake of stripping funds from its consumers - regardless of its quality.

I'll either wait for the price to drop or wait for a cheaper method - ironically, one that benefits the developers (aka: actual game designer and staff) more than XBLA's overpriced venue because of lower royalties.
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:52
madninja
Rev, you are on the leaderboards all ready and also you forgot 0.

It is so hard.
Zerozaki Ishiki's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:59
Zerozaki Ishiki
@kawitchate - But Braid does have huge production values. Try the demo out, I'm pretty sure you'll see the different the moment the title screen start to move. I found myself walking back and forth, just watching the layers shift. Insanely beautiful.
Through world 4 (except for the last two pieces in 3) and the puzzles are devious as hell. Really making my brain work overtime to solve this stuff.
Tuxy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 19:32
Tuxy
I feel sorry for the developer. They're caught in the middle. I'm simply not going to pay 1200 for an xbla game. I've played the demo and I would had bought it at 10 bucks.

If MS want's to charge 15 bucks, let's do the math: which is better? 800 points or no purchase?
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 19:58
Dead Movie Star
It's above average in my eyes. Totally worth fifteen bucks, though.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 20:19
Mxyzptlk
I really enjoyed the demo, and I'll gladly pay $15 as soon as I have the extra cash. Quality deserves to be rewarded.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 20:27
Arttemis
@Mxyzptlk - And where exactly do you think that extra 50% is going?
Therum's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 20:59
Therum
I'm sorry, but anyone who doesn't spend five extra dollars to buy this game should be shot. I don't care how much other games cost, I don't care how much games are "worth," but to bitch and moan over 500 pennies is just absurd.
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 21:29
NotAZombie
I played the demo and was, I'm sorry to say, really underwhelmed. Sure the game is beautiful and unique (to an extent) but it's not my kind of fun. The price has nothing to do with it either, I just simply found the game being unique for the sake of being unique, not for being fun.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 23:31
Arttemis
@Therum - Agreed. In fact, 500-penny increases on games all around! People who don't want to pay %50 or $5 extra for anything should be shot!

That's a perfectly sensible thing to say about a form of entertainment.
Rockefellow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 23:55
Rockefellow
You said it perfectly, NotAZombie. It is charming, creative, whatever the hell else you'd like to call it... But in the end,it almost feels forced.

I know that isn't quite right, so take that for lack of a better word.

Plus, a computer edition is coming out. Why would anyone buy this for the 360, if they knew this and had a presumably semi-modern, decent PC?
Infininja's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 00:09
Infininja
@Arttemis - I could be wrong, but isn't the cut MS takes percentage based? A 400 MS point increase in price DOES benefit the developer. It may not all go to them, but you can't deny it entirely. Your comments act like at 800 points MS doesn't get anything.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 00:17
Necros
I'll certainly be buying this...as soon as possible. I just need the cash first...
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 00:27
Kraid
What is that?!! Rev Anthony on top of the leaderboards? How suprising!

Well it was kinda costly but at least it's a pretty fine game. I only hope that Galaga Legions will eat out the 800 remaining points I still have in stock.

If not , I will have no choice but to blame you for it Rev, and for the deaths of thousands of unicorns.
Respectable Gentleman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 00:31
Respectable Gentleman
Well, I have to say this is a great game. Portal is a very good comparison. My only complaint is that it's too short. All I have left to do is speed run it now.
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 00:50
Orionsaint
I played the trial and some parts were too frustrating, how do I jump there? Why is this level rewinding as I move? I can't jump that high wtf. Wow this part seems impossible! I wanted to stop playing because it seemed pointless.

On the brighter side. The controls feel just right and you guys know what I mean. The weight of the character, how he runs, how he jumps. It feels like a 2-D game should feel. So that lures you in right away.

I like the backgrounds as well, very animated and alive. The music is relaxing too. It shows you that not every game today has to use modern 3-D graphics, just because it can. You can make a simple 2-D retro style game and give it a boost with modern HD graphics. I wish the Sonic games would do that.
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 01:48
ParaParaKing
So the review will be 11/10 or what?

If I had a 360 I would happily buy this, because I am a sucker for new gameplay mechanics.
koose's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 03:10
koose
i will definately try the demo. this post has convinced me to do that, i'll all excited about trying it out tonight. now jsut have to get working day out of way. curses.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 04:11
UglyDuck
"asshole creaming my pants"
Nice.
SurplusGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 04:12
SurplusGamer
I feel genuinely sorry for people who say they won't pay $15 for something for the sole reason that it's an XBLA game. Makes me wonder what else in life they've missed out on because of their preconceptions.
XrayZwei's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 09:52
XrayZwei
rumor has it 1600 pt cards will be 14.99 at target next week. They did the same thing when Penny Arcade Adventures came out. Am I detecting a pattern? Either way it makes 1200 pts. more tolerable. I have points left over from the last good deal I got; I'm totally pulling the trigger on Braid.
Ryfael's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 14:00
Ryfael
Done as you commanded. Fricking sweet.
Remoraz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 15:38
Remoraz
@Rev, is Microsoft crediting you the MSPoints, sending you a check, or giving you an achievement? Either way, you must be making out like a bandit.
Crumpet Lips's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 20:29
Crumpet Lips
ONE REASON NOT TO BUY:
1200MS POINTS. TOO EXPENSIVE FOR AN XBOX LIVE ARCADE GAME PERIOD. I DONT CARE HOW GOOD IT IS.

800MS Points is pushing it for an arcade title. 90 percent of the arcade titles that come out are absolute horse shit that have been quickly thrown together as a quick money fix for the company making it.

400MS Points for a game? Yes! Certainly!
800MS Points for a game? Maybe. You're pushing it. Let's see how good it is first
1200MS Points for a game? Get fucking real bucko.
1600-1800MS Points (Castle Crashers) for a game? Do you honestly NOT want this to sell well Microsoft? Fucking rip off.
psychopathic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 04:22
psychopathic
if i saw this game on a shelf and it had a $15 price tag i wouldnt give it a second glance, but being as that it was on the arcade with a playable demo; i didnt even blink before i mashed the x button to unlock the entire version.
sirjester's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 13:05
sirjester
Just bought it last night, have to say: totally worth it. People are saying its a ripoff of Donkey Kong or Mario....when its more of a refrence to those classics, just an homage. This is a game that looks like mario at first glance, but in reality, its really more like "Abe's Oddysee."
Except instead of commanding other oddworld inhabitants, you're guiding a little hobbit-esque man around time/dimension based puzzles. Its a lot of fun and I suggest you pick it up. Great read, Tony. Thanks for convincing me to d/l this title.
Therum's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 17:45
Therum
"@Therum - Agreed. In fact, 500-penny increases on games all around! People who don't want to pay %50 or $5 extra for anything should be shot!

That's a perfectly sensible thing to say about a form of entertainment."

It was hyperbole, man. My point stands. Five dollars. You could bitch about a 50$ increase, sure, but this isn't a 90$ game - it's 15 bucks for a game which is getting consistent 9s and 10s. To complain about five bucks just screams of "cheapskate douchebag" to me.

Tycho said it best, I think, so I'll just quote him - "[T]he entire pricing conversation is so left of the point that I can't believe it dominates the discussion. It's incredibly potent PR, which I suspect its creator knows well. How bad could the game be? Is it really worth it? I know from our logs that twice as many people check out negative assertions than positive ones. So they try out the demo, and even within its circumscription their minds are shattered and remade. I wrung four and a half hours out of the finished product, coming into contact with genuinely huge concepts that hum with stradavarian fullness. You're mad about five dollars? What? Shove your five dollars up your stupid ass."

It's a brilliant, brilliant game, and anyone who doesn't buy it because it's five extra dollars is missing out.
Lore's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 17:04
Lore
Overpriced, uninspired...next!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2008 17:19
atheistium
Braid is awesome
anal relapse's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2008 17:32
anal relapse
My five minute review.

VALUE: I thought about the Penny Arcade game for a couple of hours while wondering about the value/merit distinction. The visual style had me interested even if I had never looked at the website. After taking a chance on it, I was pretty pleased with the gameplay and the faux-Victoriana.
Now, this fortunate combination of happenstance and retrospective smugness contributed to my purchase of Braid. To be frank, I make no more than a living wage and this makes my game-buying a serious and considered process, that I consider makes me look to my friends like a miserly twat.

GAMEPLAY: The positives I took from the game included a well implemented, if limited time manipulation, limited in that each level demonstrates a particular facet of what is capable in the world. A couple of times during the game, I missed a couple of abilities in later levels that would no doubt have made it easier for me to finish. This is a mixed blessing as proper gamers would no doubt breeze through with the full set of abilities granted all the way through. I thoroughly enjoyed the music box and LOTR-themed levels.

ART: It's beautiful, yes, and the story is more developed than most boxed retail games. My single gripe is that the between-world books can be badly overwritten: it's an almost florid prose about, y'know, the character (who is you or any young bloke with mental anguish) turns out to be better than the undifferentiated stream of humanity pushing the other way. It's a little teenage to be honest, and I prefer my game rhetoric of the honest type found in "I have No Mouth" and "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", bits of ennui mixed in with mirthful and skull-crushing realisation. The time manipulation crossed with the high-concept puts me in mind of a well-meaning YTS games design project twinning 1984's "Below the Root" with "An Eternal Golden Braid", clunky if effective. Having said this, the most effective story telling comes in the epilogue, breath-taking in simplicity and reality. It's really worth the layout in time and money in itself. Best XBLA title so far - yes. Value for money - yes. High art or game as art - not so sure, but sure as heck it's graphically gorgeous.
Snoopy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2008 18:20
Snoopy
at first i thought this game wasnt for me, i didnt really unerstand the demo, but then i went back played it again, and then my mind got blown, once you realize what this game is, you will love it, and by the way, it is pure gold.
vrplumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2008 20:35
vrplumber
I bought Braid a few day ago, and it is worth every penny. If digital distribution is going to evolve past remakes of pong and frogger, the price for quality downloadable games is bound to increase past 800 points.
ManAnimalX's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 04:35
ManAnimalX
Something that may be lost is the principled fact, that if WE(& i seriouly stress the "WE" fact)continue 2pay for things on XBOX LIVE that are over-priced, then good ol microsoft can sure be counted on 2 FOREVER take advantage of this, at the end of the day if allowed to, THEY WILL TAKE YOUR $$$, this will continue as long as suckers with no self-discipline or true appreciation for $$ buy things that do not have the VALUE in the "long run". im perosonally not going to get suckered buy MS.
Lore's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 06:38
Lore
Worse fucking reviews in history can be found on this site. At least 6 of the 8 reasons listed to justify this piece of over-priced shit are hilariously inane:

IF YOU DON'T LIKE GAMES LIKE THIS...YOU'LL LIKE THIS
IF YOU DO LIKE GAMES LIKE THIS...
Oh, -- THIS LOOKS PRETTY!!!
Braid is the single most artistically dense game ever relased on a major platform -- You don't play many games do ya?
Not that any thinking person would take this shit seriously
Droll's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 09:25
Droll
If you don't play Braid, you are a bad person.
TheLoner's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2008 10:25
TheLoner
Every single level offers something new

That's what I like most.
anal relapse's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 04:10
anal relapse
@Lore

If you take the time to check your posts for spelling and grammar before you submitted them, it makes a person less likely to dismiss your opinion automatically. Now, I understand that there is such a wave of critical acclaim in the direction of Braid that it is tempting to slag it off to look unique and, well, cool. In the absence of a reasoned argument supporting what you are saying here, it looks very much like you are doing that.
If there were a reasoned argument about how the games review industry can pull the wool over our eyes re recent product, I think it would generate the same sort of pointless reactionary hatred as the reviews here. Even if you reasonably argue a point in an argument that someone wholly discounts, you still make a point.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 17:25
Im OK
Necrothread:

I agree with those saying that anyone not buying this game due to some retarded principle of not supporting Microsoft or some such bullshit needs to be shot in the face, Dick Cheney-style.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 17:27
Im OK
Though, yeah, waiting to buy the PC version is good too, just so long as you play it in some form or other. You just have more patience than I did, I guess.
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