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Gamecock's anti-E3 event, EIEIO, was a very chill and completely welcome experience amidst the chaos of jumping from hotel to hotel and appointment to appointment. Located at Hotel California right off the Santa Monica pier, press is greeted by two completely-reasonable would-be booth babes, or "gate babes" as they prefer to be called. One has to wonder how many times "cock" came out of their mouths today, but I wasn't going to ask them as they look like they'd had enough Cock already. EIEIO is basically a rented-out hotel on the beach with each room representing a showcase for a particular game. Developers for all titles at the event are readily available and more than willing to talk shop about their upcoming products. As such, I will be sharing the Cock evenly with a couple of my fellow editors and bringing you hands-on impressions with all things Cock. So far the Cock has teased us with trailers and brief gameplay footage, but stay tuned for far more in-depth footage on games like Fury, Dementium, and Dungeon Hero. The Cock is looking really big this year, and I'm just glad to get a taste of what it has to offer. Speaking of which, at the event a selection of unique delicacies were flowing freely, including salty but delicious goblin nuts and some truly amazing Cocksuckers that really helped make us feel welcome. 
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it is so subtle.... [: i love the title. although i think the pictures should be switched to clear things up. i really looked hard for your nuts to be under the feet of 1 guy and 2 girls. [but the one is wearing a skirt, so i would have totaly understood.]
you forgot to include the word gonad in there somewhere.
Based on the title, I was sure this post would be written by either a female writer or Ron Workman.
I was right. (OOH BURN!)
You know what? This is very cool. It really reminds me of how Destructoid was when it started. Kinda like the anti-big gaming site.
Shit look at you guys now? bigger and better then even the giant IGN haha fuck'm haha
Maybe this will turn out the same? lol who knows
Wow I gotta say man it was really cool of such a cock to give you guys some nuts to gobble up AND provide you with cocksuckers!!Becuase at the end of the day there is nothing like sharing some nuts with your good friends and talking about video games.
Wow I gotta say man it was really cool of such a cock to give you guys some nuts to gobble up AND provide you with cocksuckers!!Because at the end of the day there is nothing like sharing some nuts with your good friends and talking about video games.
i couldn't tell if i was reading the description of a porno or a gaming trade show.
@spencer, your avatar fucking owns.
ah man, you had to go change the title. that's too bad.
for once, though, i was able to see the original before it was pulled. [:
mmmm... cocks...
I've heard the new Undead Navy game allows you to deal with Goblin Seamen........
*unplugs keyboard forever*
You really enjoyed writing this blog, didn't you?
Penis.
Cock
All this time I thought goblin nuts tasted like worn shoe leather covered in turkey gravy. Huh, who knew.
who knows what's going on in mr. haley's head.
...dicks
Electro, it was... "This Cock-sucker is on my nuts" but Niero made me change it because you are only 14... =(
"They look like they'd had enough Cock already."
Fucking won.
Nice write-up, Haley. You should go into business writing titles and back-of-the-case descriptions for pornos.
@electro: I knew what it was, but now I'm gonna see R.O.B. there, too.
That's a hawt gate babe sandwich, but who's that handsome devil in the middle?
gamecocks FTW! not only an awesome name, but their games are gonna fuckin own!