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EIEIO 2007: Gamecock L-pops are NSFW
William Haley07.12.08 - 5:38 PM 20 comments

EIEIO 2007: Gamecock L-pops are NSFW screenshot

Gamecock's anti-E3 event, EIEIO, was a very chill and completely welcome experience amidst the chaos of jumping from hotel to hotel and appointment to appointment. Located at Hotel California right off the Santa Monica pier, press is greeted by two completely-reasonable would-be booth babes, or "gate babes" as they prefer to be called. One has to wonder how many times "cock" came out of their mouths today, but I wasn't going to ask them as they look like they'd had enough Cock already.

EIEIO is basically a rented-out hotel on the beach with each room representing a showcase for a particular game. Developers for all titles at the event are readily available and more than willing to talk shop about their upcoming products. As such, I will be sharing the Cock evenly with a couple of my fellow editors and bringing you hands-on impressions with all things Cock. 

So far the Cock has teased us with trailers and brief gameplay footage, but stay tuned for far more in-depth footage on games like Fury, Dementium, and Dungeon Hero. The Cock is looking really big this year, and I'm just glad to get a taste of what it has to offer. Speaking of which, at the event a selection of unique delicacies were flowing freely, including salty but delicious goblin nuts and some truly amazing Cocksuckers that really helped make us feel welcome.



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Latest comment by Myrmidon16 |view all 20 comments
gamecocks FTW! not only an awesome name, but their games are gonna fuckin own!...



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jerrt at 07/12/2007 17:40

it is so subtle.... [: i love the title. although i think the pictures should be switched to clear things up. i really looked hard for your nuts to be under the feet of 1 guy and 2 girls. [but the one is wearing a skirt, so i would have totaly understood.]
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uptonogood at 07/12/2007 17:46

you forgot to include the word gonad in there somewhere.
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Sharpless at 07/12/2007 17:53

Based on the title, I was sure this post would be written by either a female writer or Ron Workman.

I was right. (OOH BURN!)
SpencersGifts's Avatar
SpencersGifts at 07/12/2007 17:54

You know what? This is very cool. It really reminds me of how Destructoid was when it started. Kinda like the anti-big gaming site.

Shit look at you guys now? bigger and better then even the giant IGN haha fuck'm haha

Maybe this will turn out the same? lol who knows
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slee at 07/12/2007 17:56

Wow I gotta say man it was really cool of such a cock to give you guys some nuts to gobble up AND provide you with cocksuckers!!Becuase at the end of the day there is nothing like sharing some nuts with your good friends and talking about video games.
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slee at 07/12/2007 17:56

Wow I gotta say man it was really cool of such a cock to give you guys some nuts to gobble up AND provide you with cocksuckers!!Because at the end of the day there is nothing like sharing some nuts with your good friends and talking about video games.
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Reeper at 07/12/2007 17:58

i couldn't tell if i was reading the description of a porno or a gaming trade show.

@spencer, your avatar fucking owns.
jerrt's Avatar
jerrt at 07/12/2007 18:47

ah man, you had to go change the title. that's too bad.

for once, though, i was able to see the original before it was pulled. [:
Agent Nixon's Avatar
Agent Nixon at 07/12/2007 18:47

mmmm... cocks...
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Churchhills Dog at 07/12/2007 19:32

I've heard the new Undead Navy game allows you to deal with Goblin Seamen........

*unplugs keyboard forever*
savagesaladin's Avatar
savagesaladin at 07/12/2007 19:39

You really enjoyed writing this blog, didn't you?
Blaaguuu's Avatar
Blaaguuu at 07/12/2007 19:40

Penis.
Corncobtacular's Avatar
Corncobtacular at 07/12/2007 19:50

Cock
NightDehumidifier's Avatar
NightDehumidifier at 07/12/2007 20:23

All this time I thought goblin nuts tasted like worn shoe leather covered in turkey gravy. Huh, who knew.
infinity's Avatar
infinity at 07/12/2007 20:57

who knows what's going on in mr. haley's head.

...dicks
William Haley's Avatar
William Haley at 07/13/2007 00:23

Electro, it was... "This Cock-sucker is on my nuts" but Niero made me change it because you are only 14... =(

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Pangloss at 07/13/2007 01:52

"They look like they'd had enough Cock already."
Fucking won.

Nice write-up, Haley. You should go into business writing titles and back-of-the-case descriptions for pornos.

@electro: I knew what it was, but now I'm gonna see R.O.B. there, too.
C4Vicious's Avatar
C4Vicious at 07/13/2007 03:56

That's a hawt gate babe sandwich, but who's that handsome devil in the middle?
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 08/05/2007 19:58

gamecocks FTW! not only an awesome name, but their games are gonna fuckin own!

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