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EGM to reveal Soul Calibur 4, possibly, in the future, we hope photo

1UP, the Interweb component of Electronic Gaming Monthly, has word from their forbidden ink-and-paper lover that next month's issue will reveal Soul Calibur 4, the latest title in Namco's long-running phallocentric fighter series.

Genre fans have long been waiting for this announcement as the recent titles in the Tekken, and Virtua Fighter series (those other 3D fighters), have been mainly rehashes of previous ideas. One hopes Namco doesn't fall into the same trap with the reincarnation of Soul Calibur, but according to this guy I just asked on the subway, "Whassa Sour Cabaler?"


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Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 19:22
Mxyzptlk
Hellooo nipples.
JimJim's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 19:23
JimJim
NIPPLES!!!
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 19:28
Jim Sterling
I believe there are to be nipples.
Arro's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 19:29
Arro
Mitsurugi FTW!
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 19:40
Nick Chester
Please have online multiplayer, Namco. Look at the calendar ... it'll be 2008 by the time this game is released. ONLINE. MULTIPLAYER.
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 20:03
Joe Burling
I wanted to type "nipplols" but nipples are no laughing matter. They is all very cereal business, much like the internets.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 20:36
Rockvillian
yay lactaki!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 20:49
tazarthayoot
Soul Caliber 4: Motorboat Edition.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 20:53
BluDesign
@tazar

lol

I Mitsurgi'd all over this picture, FWIW.

Let's hope they keep that questionable Raphael away from any significant screenshot extravaganzas. I don't need to know what Prince would look like with a sword.

Oh. I just thought of what Ivy would look like.
I just Mitsurgi'd again. So soon, too.

/kleenex
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 21:15
tazarthayoot
@dvd

Little hairy jizzlets carrying a katana and grunting a lot?
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 21:26
BahamutZero
my soul still burns.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 21:36
B-Radicate
I saw that picture and I got that burning sensation in my soul again... I think I need to go to the doctor.
Jester's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 21:36
Jester
Awesome. Totally awesome.
Ignus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 22:02
Ignus
Sweet.
LethalHairdo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 22:07
LethalHairdo
Woot for Kilik! Thrusting my pole at people ftw!
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 22:26
William Haley
My dearest Soul Calibur, what have they done to you?

A shitty Wii game, a shitty PS2-exclusive sequel, and Ivy and Voldo have been gimped so bad there's literally no reason to play you anymore.

I mourn your passing.
Jester's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 23:35
Jester
Voldo was not gimped.
Jester's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 23:39
Jester
Actually, he <b>did</b> look like one...
UNDERSTAR's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 00:18
UNDERSTAR
Has anybody forgetten Spawn in SCII on the Xbox. I thought that was the shit!
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 00:42
Oni
I'm pretty sure that Taki is a dickgirl of the switchblade variety. She's packin' some heat. I'd totally tap Ivy, or Talim if she wasn't jailbait (Hey, I don't have the Workman Suave going for me, so I couldn't talk my way out of the felony charge).

Oh, and Link FTW.
Mister Disco's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 00:49
Mister Disco
Still love that pic @_@

My "soul" is burning. And it's very... hard.

...It's an erection.
Zanch's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 02:12
Zanch
Please let there be online multiplayer! I know they probably won't do it though...everyone is afraid to try. How is anyone ever going to get it right if no one tries!?
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 03:33
Justice
I could swear I remember hearing something about "soul-calibur adventures" coming to the Wii and it was some kind of adventure game set in the soul calibur world.

Am I correct or just on drugs?
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 04:15
Mxyzptlk
@ Justice:

Nope, that is indeed happening.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 08:02
bleep
arkracer's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 08:38
arkracer
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 09:18
TheStripe
lolz
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 09:45
Crunshii

nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 10:09
nademagnet
@Crunshii

I just crapped my pants out of fright.
thnx
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 12:09
BahamutZero
fuck you and the manboobs you rode in on crunshii. I just threw up.
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 13:56
Tron Knotts
They are going to have to add a lot of creative new ideas for me to care about Soul Calibur anyomre.

That's true of all 3D fighters.
DoctorEuphony's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 14:22
DoctorEuphony
maybe , just maybe, they'll give non sony systems som love again? would be the economically wise thing to do.
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 17:12
Churchhills Dog
Crunshii that is so fucking vile....
The CronoLink's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 00:30
The CronoLink
How can she be a ninja with a mountain range she calls chest compromising her agility, acrobatics, and common sense?
slayer404's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 09:46
slayer404
She's not a ninja, she's a FEMALE ninja. Instantly gets away with anything no matter how ridiculous. And Soul Calibur 4, 5, 6 and whatever number they get to before changing the name to Soul "Other-name-for-a-sword" will all be the same. Is it a fighting game? Is it a craptastic RTS? Is it yet another lame mode tacked on? Still, best create a character mode in any console ever wins. Soul Calibur I will always love you, except Voldo and Ivy ... and Astaroth just gets more rediculous ... and did you hear Yoshimitsu's voice, damn that was bad. But for better or for worse an' all. Now all together, "Gotta get to the edge of soul!"
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