On some levels, I don't really understand why booth babes exist. Sure, I get the whole 'sex sells' angle but I'm positive if I ever spoke to a booth babe, she probably wouldn't be able to tell me just how many Dark Brotherhood quests I can undertake in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (not that Skyrim had booth babes, but you get the point.)
Now, obviously Saints Row The Third had booth babes at the EB Games Expo because hey, that's how Saints Row rolls. And Need For Speed: the Run has grid girls because...well, I don't know why. But the frantic, visceral experience of Battlefield 3 doesn't immediately cause me to imagine women with less than 50% of their clothes on. I could be playing it wrong, I guess. The guys from DICE sure didn't mention any unlockable mode where scantily-clad females suddenly emerge from the war-torn buildings of Afghanistan. Hmm, perhaps I'm reading too much into this.
Anyway, here you go.
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If we see a pretty girl working there and assume they don't know anything about games what makes us better then those who automatically assume we dont know how to talk to girls? Honestly I actually know some girls who take jobs as a model for events they like to play games and know their stuff.
They might be hired to look pretty but to just assume all of them don't know anything about games doesn't say alot about us as gamers.
to many chunky peanut butter faces. maybe 2-3 i would forget about the paper bags.
They were pretty cute.
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These girls spend about 16 hours a day trying to refine their look, and sadly still don't get it right. Trying too hard. Also, boobs that the girl had to buy aren't as good as the real deal. And if they keep tanning like that, they are going to become old leather by the time they hit 30.
They have given up pretending and just cut to the chase.