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Earth Eternal provides beast and location photo

Kotaku somehow beat me to this gallery, for which I would declare jihad on them if I was of the proper ethno-religious background. Luckily for them, the worst my people can do is under-salt their marinara.

Earth Eternal, an upcoming MMO from Iron Realms Entertainment does not cater to furries. Please disregard the fact that they've created concept art of a fox with breasts you would kill your mother to get at, and that their badgerthromorph has the rugged jawline and piercing blue eyes of Daniel Craig; there is no way that any of this is designed to make lonely, dateless young men and women want to bone puppies and kittens. They promise.

(Editor's Note: Also fox! -- Nex) 








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BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2007 11:31
BahamutZero
hey us wops are pretty quick with a shotgun blast to the knee nex. don't disown your rich violent heritage nex
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2007 11:35
Joseph Leray
Oh my stars! Is this game being developed by a 7th grade art class?
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2007 11:40
BahamutZero
speaking of which, somebody involved in this project definitely needs a shotgun blast to the kneecap
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2007 11:56
Geoff
D:
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2007 11:57
BluDesign
YES! Finally... A game for the rest of us.

Us = Not me.
FaheyKotaku's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2007 11:58
FaheyKotaku
I'm sorry! My furry-sense was tingling. :(
ShawnKelfonne's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2007 12:21
ShawnKelfonne
I for one, welcome our oddly proportioned, barbie-doll-like furry overlords. (Why are they all so short?)

Seriously though, I'm still under the impression that the whole thing is just a way to get attention for what will most likely end up as a sub-par MMO (it's going to be playable from within a browser after all). I mean, one look at the character models, and it just screams late-nineties tech. Ahhh.. pyramid hairstyles and glove-hands. It's the N64 and PS1 all over again!

Sure, you'll get certain members of the furry culture running to it with the "OMFG I'MMA SECKSEY VIXEN, LOLOLOL", but I for one, am not impressed.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2007 12:40
Joseph Leray
Do a barrel roll!
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2007 13:09
CaffeinePowered
Looks like a bad VCL or DeviantArt gallery
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2007 13:33
Rainbowblack
WHEW!! I'm spent, GREAT post Nex, thanks. Its always good to come home from work with some primo spank material waiting for me.
masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2007 13:42
masterledz
Reader's Note: Also, fox in socks on box at Knox. --masterledz
Ndizi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2007 14:08
Ndizi
That concept art looks horrible for being for a commercial rpg.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2007 15:40
Aaron Mxy Yost
I was going to say concept art provided by DeviantArt, but CaffeinePowered beat me to the punch. So I'll just say FURRIES YIFF IN HELL!!!
TheTaj's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2007 10:05
TheTaj
What the hell does "Beast and location" mean???
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 02:36
RAB
So i googled "beast and location" and got this.



what a gip.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 02:46
RAB
happy birthday samit. YAY PODTOID 100
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 08:11
TheToiletDuck
Lol @ RAB

Happy Birthday Samit... everybody!
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